The Morning After The Night With Dolly

It wasn’t just us. Idolator was also distracted at the heavy amount of glitter adorning Kristy Lee Cook’s eyes. They also still like Jason Castro, too, in addition to detesting the amount of props unnecessarily given to that creepy little Archuleta kid. We like Idolator.

We also like EW’s Michael Slezak and his insightful Idol commentary (which is nearly dead-on with ours this week)

After the show, David Cook was briefly hospitalized with heart palpitations. If this was America’s Next Top Model, Tyra would have said he was “taken to the brink” but “remains fierce” and there would be ample footage. (Yo, Tyra, if you’re reading, have Mr. Jay kidnap Kristy Lee Newport News Catalog for a proper makeover!)

Doxology formally responds to the David Cook shoutout regarding their arrangement of Eleanor Rigby, proving they’re fame hungry douchebags, guilty of owning too many “hipster tees” from Urban Outfitters and playing at the opening of a new Guitar Center.