American Idol Extra: Sexy Aussie even more sexy, Constantine even more greasy

You know what I hate? Discussing television shows at the office. There doesn’t even have to be a “watercooler” involved, it just annoys me. (Granted, I did discover the small faction of Battlestar Galactica watches one day because I heard them talking about it, which forced me to march right over and join in, which led to some guy sitting nearby to proclaim “that is the single most sad and geeky conversation I have ever heard.” But whatever. You know the kind of annoying did-you-see-that-last-night conversations I’m talking about.)

In any case, I felt my need to once again call bullshit on Michael Johns’ suprise departure when hearing those around me discussing last night’s results show. Not only was he the only piece of eye candy on that show, he was also the only contestant in my age bracket. And now he’s gone…and I’m recapping another episode of American Idol Extra.

This JD Roberto guy is kind of a douche frappe, a Seacrest-understudy I suppose. I’m still bitter about this whole Michael Johns going home bullshit, ok? Not like I actually care about this show, but I still call bullshit. And I still say Carly Smithson’s song was good. Whatever. And That Stupid Kid was barely playing the piano…Oh, no. Here comes Chylamidia Constantine. Can someone please get Walking VD to button his shirt because I just ate and now I’m having trouble keeping it down.

There’s that damn Coke Couch and they’re talking to Michael Johns’ best friend. The only interviews I’ve ever given about specific friends are with the government agencies they’re applying to work with, which is pretty scary, considering some people consider me a good character witness.

I have often complained about Michael Johns being “bland sexy”, but he’s even sexier now that he has to go home. And he kind of seems like a decent interview, very engaging and personable, well spoken…I’m sad. I want Sexy Aussie to stay! He’s more sexy than bland sexy now ever since his Dolly Week performance and now he has to leave! Can’t they do one of those wild card things or something? Didn’t they do that once?

Blake Lewis just seems like an assclown. Something about him, I don’t know, just kind of assclownish.

The whole Idol Behind The Scene Ford Commercial thing made me kind of sad again. I demand a recount Michael Johns should not have gone home! And now I’m being forced to look at Constantine Walking VD again. If he’s going to be on TV, they should at least make him NOT wear V-necks or shirts which may be unbuttoned.