All About Debbie The Stage Manager

I’ve been wondering about dear old Debbie since she fixed Brad Pitt’s microphone. Surprisingly, her last name is not The Stage Manager, it’s actually Williams. The LA Times Online recently published this interview with the unsung hero of American Idol.

She’s cute, right? Yeah, I don’t even want to think about the amount of bullshit she has to put up with on a daily basis. She’s got one helluva tough job.

He Ain’t Heavy, He’s Neil Diamond!!

Guess there won’t be many mentor-less shows this year, as the upcoming Andrew Lloyd Webber week is followed by NEIL DIAMOND WEEK! This semi-coincides with the May 6th release of his upcoming album, Home Before Dark.

You know what this means…The Chosen Eunuch will probably do Heartlight, the theme from E.T., as it is both slow and “inspirational.” Personally, I would find it more amusing if he sang Desiree, mainly so Paula can rub her legs together her in her Paula Mating Call. And Carly and Syesha will probably fight over You Don’t Bring Me Flowers, because that’s technically a Barbara Streisand song, too. And if Mormon Brooke is still around, you know she’s gonna do Groovy Kind of Love.

I’ll have to think a bit more about what Castro and D. Cook are gonna do, but I can see Girl You’ll Be A Woman Soon being a contender.

But you know what this means, right? A horrible group sing to SWEET CAROLINE!!

EW’s Idolatry: A tribute to Kristy Lee

I love EW’s Idolatry. They’re fabulous. Here is their tribute to Kristy Lee, complete with Japanese robot drama! What else would you expect?

And one more thing: They really need to get me on one of those conference calls.

What’s wrong with Jordin Sparks?

Jordin Sparks recently canceled a concert a Penn State and VFTW is reporting this apparent vocal cord issue is “just the tip of the iceberg” and “some news is going to come out that affects her career”.

No word as to if it is health related, but it sounds like whatever the issue is, it will likely affect her inclusion on the upcoming Alicia Keys tour.

Hopefully whatever the problem is, Ms. Sparks will get better real soon. Yeah. I totally love that No Air song.