Part of me hopes Paula wasn’t just on so many ‘ludes that she couldn’t follow the night’s script and is just fed up with the entire game.
Idolator hopes Red Sox fans were offended by Eunuch’s incredibly awful performance of Sweet Caroline. EW also weighs in on the nonsense, as well as featuring a play-by-play of Paula’s Really Big Frak-Up. Even E! Online discusses Paula’s fortune telling skills, although they (obviously) gave props to Ryan Seacrest.
I remember this kid from the auditions. Seems things aren’t going to well for him and obviously, TMZ was there to exploit it. Chris Bernheisel is pissed because he’s not really going to get to cover Idol for his local Fox affiliate, even though Simon promised him. I was he was going to get to go to the finals, but then has to sit in the bleachers. Something like that. Yeah…he threatens to get a lawyer and bring down Idol, too. I think he just needs Paula’s doctor. Or Xenu. And I think he should start dating that Leave Britney Alone guy from YouTube, even though I would imagine them being the worse possible neighbors in an apartment building.
