Next Week on American Idol…Hopefully a song from wait, no really, THIS CENTURY?

(Why is David Cook trying to grab me?)

The Final 3 Theme isn’t really much of a spoiler…or a “theme.”

The contestants will each sing 3 songs:

Contestant’s Choice

Judge’s Choice

Producer’s Choice

(So I imagine good old Clive D. will be in the house and picking terrible songs for each contestant.)

These are being updated as soon as I find them…

David Cook
Simon chose Roberta Flack’s The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
Cook’s choice: The World I Know by Collective Soul (Let’s hope its not an uninspired snoozer like last week’s Duran Duran cover.)

Coretta Scott Mercado
Randy chose Alicia Keys’ If I Ain’t Got You

Eunuch
Paula has chosen Billy Joel’s And So It Goes (Hey…why hasn’t there been a Billy Joel theme week? Or a Hall & Oates. Theme weeks can blow, but they definitely need a week of Hall & Oates Philly Soul next season.)
Producer’s Choice: Dan Fogelberg’s Longer
Eunuch’s Choice: Chris Brown’s With You

But the big question is, how much is the Eunuch gonna bite it without his scary Mormon Stage Daddy pulling his puppet strings during rehearsals?

(Of course, regardless of who sings what, it will probably suck just like…all those weeks before…)