Australia has better ads for American Idol

Of course they do, the people have accents. Oh, and there’s about 20x more Michael Johns than Eunuch…it is Oz and all. In any case, more Sexy Aussie is ALWAYS a good thing.

Of course, now I’m wondering how many people across the globe actually watch American Idol. Even during a universally agreed upon lackluster season.

I’m scared…

Why some trailer parks should be…

Gated communities which can only be opened from the OUTSIDE.

Kellie Pickler at the  Academy of Country Music Awards wearing vintage Merry-Go-Round. Wonder if she has a tramp stamp to match the tacky foot tattoo. Oh, and I think that’s what you call meth hair, but I’m not really sure.

As far as Idol low points go, I would rather hear Luke Menard sing Wake Me Up (Before You Go-Go) 20 times in a row than see or hear anything about this chick. And trust me, that’s saying a lot.