Why some trailer parks should be…

Gated communities which can only be opened from the OUTSIDE.

Kellie Pickler at the  Academy of Country Music Awards wearing vintage Merry-Go-Round. Wonder if she has a tramp stamp to match the tacky foot tattoo. Oh, and I think that’s what you call meth hair, but I’m not really sure.

As far as Idol low points go, I would rather hear Luke Menard sing Wake Me Up (Before You Go-Go) 20 times in a row than see or hear anything about this chick. And trust me, that’s saying a lot.

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