In the “News” section (dated July 3rd) OK Magazine features an article on How Kimberly Caldwell Landed David Cook.
“Kimberly made her way to the Idol set during a taping and asked one of the security guys to slip David her number,” her pal tells OK!. “She insisted they tell him to call.”
Holy crap! This is more important than anything EVER PRINTED IN COSMOPOLITAN. Thanks to the women of American Idol, all my realtionship woes are SOLVED. OK Magazine (the print edition) also helped me out earlier this week with their 15 Tips for Getting and Keeping a Guy advice article using the relationship missteps of Carrie Underwood as an example, I have seen the light!!
Wait…I won’t ever buy that shit magazine so I didn’t read it, so I guess I’m screwed. I better brush up the next time I’m waiting in line with my groceries or I am destined to be alone with my cat forever. I will become a Cat Lady if I do not read these articles. Thank you, OK, you have SAVED MY LIFE!!!
(Thanks to X for the link)
