American Idol Tour Program — Portrait Pages
Figured I would break these down into logical sections. Here are some of the “portraits” featured in the American Idol Tour Program (which costs $25)
EEEEK!!! EEEEK!!! I do not like it when Gokey smolders.
Look how smooth that forehead looks! Sniff, sniff! Bad photo retouchers…BAD!!!
Good photo of Anoop!
What happened to her weave?
Looks like Blind Guy got the shaft again. Poor dude. (Or the person just didn’t scan him, which still means he kind of got the shaft.)
Now isn’t SHE beautiful? Love how her and Lambert used the mic in such a suggestive manner…how very phallic, no?
I bet there is someone else on the tour who loves this last photo in a godly way, don’t you?
And here are some other assorted shots which would kind of fall under the portrait category…maybe…kind of?
And a couple of group-split-into-2 shots, which I imagine face each other in the actual program.
















My friend bought one of those books at the concert.
On the page where the Idols want to thank people the Christians; Scott, Michael, Kris, Matt and Lil Thank God first and foremost…DANNY waits till the bottom and thanks HIS CHURCH (run by Pastor Rolex) then God.
My friend got some of the Idols to sign her book.
Yep, gonna have the Gokey nightmares tonight. Only this time they will be “Smoldering” Gokey nightmares. **shudder**
Mormon Joy looks wicked hawt.
Adam looks downright delicious in those photos…but 25 dollars – really!? …so what’s that, like 45 bucks canadian?
OMG! They totally removed Matt Giraud’s boil/pimple/tilaka/whatever that dot was on his forehead.
Megan Joy is frickin’ gorgeous. She needs to model or go into acting or do something!
I like Lil when she has short hair. It’s more distinct that way. Also, did you notice that she started getting bad critiques when she wore a weave?
I don’t like Danny’s picture.
Megan is so beautiful. It’s the only way she got her mileage on the show, I hardly doubt they were actually going to start being interested in unconventional voices for Idol.
I wonder though since I haven’t watched more seasons, is she not the prettiest contestant they’ve ever had? I’ve heard Carrie for comparison, but I still think Megan would win out. Just something I’ve been curious about.
Yes, Megan is a beautiful girl, but she ruined it by tatoos.