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The Crazy Woman Who Stalks David Cook and Every Girl He’s Ever Been Seen With

November 12, 2009

Call this salacious. Call this Idletard-esque. Whatevia.

This is more of a public service announcement than anything else. Perhaps you’ve been over to the uh, colorful David Cook Uncensored board. I once had access, but then I was banned. Boo hoo. Yeah…I lurk on some boards, especially when I’m “invited”. Eh, why not?

I think only 10 people post on this board, but its moderator “Holly”, claims it to be VERY popular and GROWING EVERY DAY. She posted the URL on many sites/blogs, including this one. Holly claims to be an ad executive in NYC. She also claims to be CLASSY, my age (32) and uber-successful, oh, did I mention she used to work for Sony? And she even has a law degree! Yeah. It’s all a bunch of horseshit. And 80% of the posters on this board are “Holly” — I call her Holly Sockpuppets. And so should you.

This is the CLASSY Holly. Or so she claims.

The girl Holly Sockpuppets claims to be

Holly Sockpuppets has outed any girl seen with David Cook, gotten access to their personal web accounts and sent their photos to any gossip site which would actually bite. (I highly suspect she was the one who reported the “Cook & A Cougar” story to Page 6, just as she sent the photos of Cook and another friend, to other blogs.) She has ATTACKED the character of these women not just in her board’s sick “Girlfriends & Other Acquaintances” thread, but anywhere else. Hell, Google Cook’s former girlfriend Kimberly Caldwell and you will find her in action all over the internet, posting on anything mentioning Ms. Caldwell. She calls her every name out there, she still does. She has done this to any woman Cook is seen with. It’s harassment, plain and simple.

Holly Sockpuppets’ many sockpuppets fawn all over her. They talk about how CLASSY she is and how HOT she is. They also all misspell the word damn by dropping the n. They write short, choppy sentences. They basically trash not only the women, but also Cook, claiming he is losing fans by dating these “whores” — in actuality, they know nothing about these women. And there are 2-3 women I know and know of personally who had their entire name and character dragged through the mud. They didn’t deserve it, and they aren’t whores. They’re sweet, decent people who just had the misfortune of being targeted by a truly psychotic Idol fan…one who has been around for a very long time.

Before Holly Sockpuppets fantarded over David Cook, she also was obsessed with Clay Aiken and Mr. Walking VD himself, Constantine Maroulis. She was stupid enough to believe Clay Aiken was dating his close friend and fellow Season 2 contestant, Kimberley Locke, going as far as making horrific, racist comments on Clay boards (including the one she started, Red Hot Topic) and blogs about Ms. Locke. Here’s an example:

loveclay5624
30/F/US
Jan 4 2004 2:34PM
i agree that kim locke is bad for clays image. it seems most of you on the board cant accept reality. i wouldn’t be surprised if most of you are black or in biracial relationships.

And here is another gem…

Topic: Clay is a N***** LOVER ihatekim227
22/F/US
Feb 26 2004 11:07PM
I think clay aiken is digusting anymore. He is only into fat and black women. How repulsive. This guy can not get a beautiful white woman. His concert sounds like a freakin church revival.

Sick, right? How is this not harassment? Especially once she became obsessed with Greasy Constantine Maroulis. Once upon a time, Constantine was able to date a few women WAY out of his league (granted, that’s most women, but…), including Los Angeles-based model Kristen Zang. Ms. Zang was harassed by Holly Sockpuppets (who used her real name at this time, Maryann, or the handle ILuvConstantine) via MySpace.

All of Holly Sockpuppets fantard incarnations also have a sister or BFF named JO. On DCU, there is ModeratorJO and on previous boards, it was her sister, JoJo. Whenever Holly Sockpuppets is about to get busted, she has to go out of town for work and Jo informs the rest of the board that she is out-of-town, being all blond, classy and successful on a glamorous business trip where she brings her laptop.

(BTW, Holly Sockpuppets caused a bit of trouble over on David-Cook.org posting as FanForLife. Naturally, she is 32…and DAM CLASSY, I assume.)

This is the REAL Holly Sockpuppets. She does not live in NYC. She lives in Pennsylvania. She is an executive assistant or admin at a drug company. She is not in advertising, which I quickly figured after a few bizarre email exchanges I had with this woman. She is not 32. She does not live in NYC. Holly Sockpuppets is really Maryann, a fifty-something woman who gets her kicks off obsessing over male Idol contestants half her age and destroying the reputations of every women these men are seen with.

Holly Sockpuppets

There is so much more about this woman and frankly, if you have spent any time on my blog you will see that while I do sometimes post photos of fans or report on the unsavory activities of the batshit crazies, I am not one for posting names or making unfair accusations against people. But this woman bothers me. Her single-minded determination to destroy the lives of women she knows nothing about via a seemingly endless number of “personalities” disgusts me. She’s not an overzealous fan. She exhibits behavior which can only be classified as sick & twisted. I posted this because I’m tired of seeing this women hurt people. Her gig is up. The few people on this DCU board who ARE NOT her sockpuppets are starting to catch on. Holly Sockpuppets / Maryann has personally harassed friends of mine, going as far as to even contact their employers. She is relentless. It’s rather frightening. It’s much more than wearing ugly puffy paint t-shirts or making names for some guy’s body parts.

While I am sure there are many Cook fans out there who hate me and hate my blog, that’s fine. But if you’ve had any experiences with this woman you wish to discuss (I’ve seen fights she’s had with people on a few other boards before being kicked out.), PLEASE DO. I’ve made this post so we can open up some discussion. This woman has gotten away with too much for too long and while I doubt this will prevent her from obsessing over another Idol contestant and fabricating 100 other CLASSY BLOND SUCCESSFUL FORMER MUSIC INDUSTRY / PR / ADVERTISING PROFESSIONALS AGES 30-33. Bring your posts. Bring your stories. There is enough evidence out there to prove her “enemies” are not full of shit. I’ve simply made this post to start a conversation. If I posted all of her interweb droppings, I would spend the next two days copying and pasting.

So whatevia. This post isn’t harassment. It’s a public service announcement of sorts. Call me a bitch and a hater and a hypocrite (and homophobe, of course!) and whatever you want. I just don’t like seeing innocent people being dragged through the mud. Sure, I may laugh at batshit crazy Idol fans. I may often enjoy making fun of them. I may be pals with the “evil Idletard” and VFTW. But when it comes down to it, I just want to call out the behavior of someone who has hurt or attempted to ruin the lives of people she doesn’t even know for a very long time. Sure, we can almost say anything we want on the internet, can’t we? And everyone has an opinion. Not everyone is right. Not everyone is nice. We can all post under anonymous names and we don’t always know who the person we’re talking to really is. I may call people out on stupid fantard shit from time to time and that’s one thing. I’m not trying to destroy anyone’s life or harass someone I’ve never met for my own kicks.

295 Comments leave one →
  1. Candie permalink
    November 21, 2009 6:15 pm

    Are Melinda and Jodie thin, or are they fat cows? If you are a fat hog, can you really call other people fat?

    Your pictures are up all over the web, no wonder you are best stalker friends, you fat freaks.

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 27, 2009 6:46 pm

      I see you’re learning how to use a proxy, Holly Sockpuppets, nice job.

    • lauren722 permalink
      November 27, 2009 7:49 pm

      I’m not quite sure who Jodie is…but Melinda is thin! Have you actually seen pictures of her?

  2. November 19, 2009 5:00 am

    Hmmm, very interesting … I really enjoy your blog

  3. d. b. cooper permalink
    November 17, 2009 4:41 am

    What the fuck is in the water in Pennsylvania?

  4. blacklisted permalink
    November 16, 2009 11:32 pm

    This woman has a serious personality disorder. I think someone mentioned on another thread that she’s sociopathic or suffering from Antisocial Personality Disorder and I agree.

    I feel bad for whatever fandom she chooses next. We are sure she hasn’t picked on one of the Season 8 contestants as her next object of obsession?

    • Smartie permalink
      November 16, 2009 11:40 pm

      She tends to spend a couple years on each obsession, and skips a season of Idol to do it. Too preoccupied with making up salacious rumours for her sites that she creates, and all that sock puppet creation, to watch tv.

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 16, 2009 11:40 pm

      We think she is due for another in Season 9. She was an Allison fan this year, at least that’s what she claimed. Plus, she usually seems to move onto another Idol contestant once her house of sockpuppet cards collapses, as it did in Claymate and Confraulandia.

      • Smartie permalink
        November 16, 2009 11:42 pm

        Pity the guy in Season 9 with a C in his name. And if he has/had an African American girlfriend, watch out.

        • TopIdol permalink
          November 16, 2009 11:51 pm

          Season 9 with a C prominently in his name, an African-American girlfriend or BFF and a pet tiger named Montecore. Poor guy is toast.

      • HolySocks permalink
        November 16, 2009 11:44 pm

        Ha! Well, that explains why she tried her damndest (thru the sockpuppets) to pimp and promote Allison’s first single a while back. She would insert a sockpuppet into the middle of some random thread and interrupt to convince everyone to head over to Allison’s thread and listen to her great, new single. It was so annoying. She interrupts threads like that quite frequently to pimp another. WTF??

        • blacklisted permalink
          November 17, 2009 12:01 am

          OMG, it sounds like Allison was saved by the fact that she’s a woman and because this nutcase didn’t have time to focus on her. I’m thankful for small miracles.

          From what has been said, I guess she’ll go for another wanna be male rocker (no diss to Cook fans, I was thinking more of her Constantine obsession).

          • TopIdol permalink
            November 17, 2009 12:06 am

            Yes, Gayken seems a bit out of place…but I guess it was a suitable transition from the Roy Horn shit, which I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to find :)

  5. Angie permalink
    November 16, 2009 11:24 pm

    She did this same thing on her Red Hot Topic board when we busted her for being psycho in the Constantine tarddom. She’ll end up shutting down the board or making it so locked down that no one can read it. All of her professional advertising/self-promotion work gone to waste.

    • Smartie permalink
      November 16, 2009 11:25 pm

      Hey she’s got to regroup in time for January and the new season of Idol. New meat to stalk and women to harass!

    • TopIdol permalink
      November 16, 2009 11:27 pm

      You mean “professional Advertising / self-promotion work”.

  6. Opal permalink
    November 16, 2009 11:10 pm

    That’s what she should do. But she isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

    • Smartie permalink
      November 16, 2009 11:17 pm

      Nonesense, moran! ;) She’s a super clever lawler degree thingy woman who is SO hot men throw themselves at her!

  7. Mithra permalink
    November 16, 2009 8:25 pm

    I guess it’s a twist that she’s giving out warnings. When I heard of the banning lurkers from being able to read another underground tardbase site, they gave no warning. Just mass banned people who never posted or were suspected as being *spies*. Time to mix up that Kool Aid and hunker down into the bunker…

  8. Opal permalink
    November 16, 2009 7:35 pm

    What a trainwreck. I have never posted on that site, but have had an account to lurk whenever the really crazy stuff goes on. Right now she is threatening to ban all the lurkers in 10 days and people, or maybe her sockpuppets, are STILL supporting her. I am really struggling – I don’t know whether I should say something so I can stay and have the option to read this mess in morbid fascination and horror, or to just delete my account for the principle of it all. I have never seen insane at this level.

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