The Crazy Woman Who Stalks David Cook and Every Girl He’s Ever Been Seen With
Call this salacious. Call this Idletard-esque. Whatevia.
This is more of a public service announcement than anything else. Perhaps you’ve been over to the uh, colorful David Cook Uncensored board. I once had access, but then I was banned. Boo hoo. Yeah…I lurk on some boards, especially when I’m “invited”. Eh, why not?
I think only 10 people post on this board, but its moderator “Holly”, claims it to be VERY popular and GROWING EVERY DAY. She posted the URL on many sites/blogs, including this one. Holly claims to be an ad executive in NYC. She also claims to be CLASSY, my age (32) and uber-successful, oh, did I mention she used to work for Sony? And she even has a law degree! Yeah. It’s all a bunch of horseshit. And 80% of the posters on this board are “Holly” — I call her Holly Sockpuppets. And so should you.
This is the CLASSY Holly. Or so she claims.
Holly Sockpuppets has outed any girl seen with David Cook, gotten access to their personal web accounts and sent their photos to any gossip site which would actually bite. (I highly suspect she was the one who reported the “Cook & A Cougar” story to Page 6, just as she sent the photos of Cook and another friend, to other blogs.) She has ATTACKED the character of these women not just in her board’s sick “Girlfriends & Other Acquaintances” thread, but anywhere else. Hell, Google Cook’s former girlfriend Kimberly Caldwell and you will find her in action all over the internet, posting on anything mentioning Ms. Caldwell. She calls her every name out there, she still does. She has done this to any woman Cook is seen with. It’s harassment, plain and simple.
Holly Sockpuppets’ many sockpuppets fawn all over her. They talk about how CLASSY she is and how HOT she is. They also all misspell the word damn by dropping the n. They write short, choppy sentences. They basically trash not only the women, but also Cook, claiming he is losing fans by dating these “whores” — in actuality, they know nothing about these women. And there are 2-3 women I know and know of personally who had their entire name and character dragged through the mud. They didn’t deserve it, and they aren’t whores. They’re sweet, decent people who just had the misfortune of being targeted by a truly psychotic Idol fan…one who has been around for a very long time.
Before Holly Sockpuppets fantarded over David Cook, she also was obsessed with Clay Aiken and Mr. Walking VD himself, Constantine Maroulis. She was stupid enough to believe Clay Aiken was dating his close friend and fellow Season 2 contestant, Kimberley Locke, going as far as making horrific, racist comments on Clay boards (including the one she started, Red Hot Topic) and blogs about Ms. Locke. Here’s an example:
Jan 4 2004 2:34PM
i agree that kim locke is bad for clays image. it seems most of you on the board cant accept reality. i wouldn’t be surprised if most of you are black or in biracial relationships.
And here is another gem…
Topic: Clay is a N***** LOVER ihatekim227
Feb 26 2004 11:07PM
I think clay aiken is digusting anymore. He is only into fat and black women. How repulsive. This guy can not get a beautiful white woman. His concert sounds like a freakin church revival.
Sick, right? How is this not harassment? Especially once she became obsessed with Greasy Constantine Maroulis. Once upon a time, Constantine was able to date a few women WAY out of his league (granted, that’s most women, but…), including Los Angeles-based model Kristen Zang. Ms. Zang was harassed by Holly Sockpuppets (who used her real name at this time, Maryann, or the handle ILuvConstantine) via MySpace.
All of Holly Sockpuppets fantard incarnations also have a sister or BFF named JO. On DCU, there is ModeratorJO and on previous boards, it was her sister, JoJo. Whenever Holly Sockpuppets is about to get busted, she has to go out of town for work and Jo informs the rest of the board that she is out-of-town, being all blond, classy and successful on a glamorous business trip where she brings her laptop.
(BTW, Holly Sockpuppets caused a bit of trouble over on David-Cook.org posting as FanForLife. Naturally, she is 32…and DAM CLASSY, I assume.)
This is the REAL Holly Sockpuppets. She does not live in NYC. She lives in Pennsylvania. She is an executive assistant or admin at a drug company. She is not in advertising, which I quickly figured after a few bizarre email exchanges I had with this woman. She is not 32. She does not live in NYC. Holly Sockpuppets is really Maryann, a fifty-something woman who gets her kicks off obsessing over male Idol contestants half her age and destroying the reputations of every women these men are seen with.
There is so much more about this woman and frankly, if you have spent any time on my blog you will see that while I do sometimes post photos of fans or report on the unsavory activities of the batshit crazies, I am not one for posting names or making unfair accusations against people. But this woman bothers me. Her single-minded determination to destroy the lives of women she knows nothing about via a seemingly endless number of “personalities” disgusts me. She’s not an overzealous fan. She exhibits behavior which can only be classified as sick & twisted. I posted this because I’m tired of seeing this women hurt people. Her gig is up. The few people on this DCU board who ARE NOT her sockpuppets are starting to catch on. Holly Sockpuppets / Maryann has personally harassed friends of mine, going as far as to even contact their employers. She is relentless. It’s rather frightening. It’s much more than wearing ugly puffy paint t-shirts or making names for some guy’s body parts.
While I am sure there are many Cook fans out there who hate me and hate my blog, that’s fine. But if you’ve had any experiences with this woman you wish to discuss (I’ve seen fights she’s had with people on a few other boards before being kicked out.), PLEASE DO. I’ve made this post so we can open up some discussion. This woman has gotten away with too much for too long and while I doubt this will prevent her from obsessing over another Idol contestant and fabricating 100 other CLASSY BLOND SUCCESSFUL FORMER MUSIC INDUSTRY / PR / ADVERTISING PROFESSIONALS AGES 30-33. Bring your posts. Bring your stories. There is enough evidence out there to prove her “enemies” are not full of shit. I’ve simply made this post to start a conversation. If I posted all of her interweb droppings, I would spend the next two days copying and pasting.
So whatevia. This post isn’t harassment. It’s a public service announcement of sorts. Call me a bitch and a hater and a hypocrite (and homophobe, of course!) and whatever you want. I just don’t like seeing innocent people being dragged through the mud. Sure, I may laugh at batshit crazy Idol fans. I may often enjoy making fun of them. I may be pals with the “evil Idletard” and VFTW. But when it comes down to it, I just want to call out the behavior of someone who has hurt or attempted to ruin the lives of people she doesn’t even know for a very long time. Sure, we can almost say anything we want on the internet, can’t we? And everyone has an opinion. Not everyone is right. Not everyone is nice. We can all post under anonymous names and we don’t always know who the person we’re talking to really is. I may call people out on stupid fantard shit from time to time and that’s one thing. I’m not trying to destroy anyone’s life or harass someone I’ve never met for my own kicks.