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How would you define “grave concern”?

September 23, 2008

Greasy Constantine’s fans don’t care much about the political process. In fact, politics should be damned if it gets in the way of them seeing their beloved, a 10th-rate former reality TV show contestant, on a second-rate “reality” television show aired on Fox when they have nothing else better to fill the time slot.

The show on Sept 27 is not on due to the debate. Maybe GB was listed for the 27th and these people for the 3rd. Maybe they will move the shows a week ahead and GB will be on the 3rd and these people the following week. Maybe the programme listings have yet to reflect this. WAMUS by one who knows nothing but is hoping for the best!! I hope that they do not skip a week. Perhaps those who know how could contact the show and remind them that they said GB would be on and we want to see him. This is no trivial matter but one that is of grave concern to many.

Yes, yes. You should definitely call Fox. Tell them they need to postpone a presidential debate so that they don’t miss the very special episode of Don’t Forget The Lyrics with your special greasy Greekboy. In fact, it’s a grave concern. Screw the never-ending war in Iraq! Screw the massive economic troubles here and all over the world! None of it matters when Constantine Maroulis needs to cover (badly) a tired karaoke song. How dare they preempt Don’t Forget The Lyrics for that silly little presidential debate?

In other scary Idol news, Clay Aiken will be on Good Morning America this week, on both Thursday and Friday. I guess its some biographical-interview thing, as it is called Clay Aiken: My Story.

Oh, Clay, come out, come out, wherever you are! I bet you’ll even get a People cover out of the deal. Just don’t expect Neil Patrick Harris to ever do a Logo movie with your ass. He’s way out of your league.

So check your local listings! And send those letters to Fox if you think they need to postpone that ridiculous presidential debate. I’m sure they’ll come to their senses and postpone that crap so you can see Greasy Constantine butchering yet another trite karaoke staple. They’ll even convince the other major networks to scrap their coverage — hell, they’ll even tell the Obama and McCain campaigns to shove it. Let’s postpone that stupid debate. Greasy Constantine has gotta sing, damnnit! He’s gotta sing!



Apparently, Clay Aiken just came out and will be on the cover of next week’s People!!!

Expect all those shocked Claymates to go into cardiac arrest.

One Comment leave one →
  1. September 24, 2008 12:10 am

    Can you commit suicide by donut?

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