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Scary Idol Fan Photoshop of the Day

November 9, 2008

It’s been awhile since we’ve done one of these and this one is so awesomely horrible, I could not resist posting it.

Con Fraus are in a tizzy about the supposed success of the Off-Broadway Rock of Ages, in which Greasy Constantine plays a lead male character. Some critics have claimed the show is harmless, cheeky fun aided by the fact there are scantily-clad gals pole dancing and a fully-stocked bar open for the entire show.

Basically, if you want to get hammered and watch a 80s hair band tribute, it’s perfect. 

The massive ROA promotions have also led the cast to get their own specialty-named ice cream concoction at the famous Serendipity. Which led to those ConFraus using their Photoshop skills for bad and creating this gem which may actually prevent me from enjoying ice cream any time in the near future.

Greasy Constantine Will Make You Hate Ice Cream

And I certainly hope that poor spoon was tossed out with the night’s garbage. No matter how much steaming hot water, no matter how much soap, no matter how powerful your industrial-grade dishwasher and sanitizer may be, nothing will clean that poor, innocent piece of silverware.

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