Since it is the holiday seasons, I’m feeling generous. So I decided to give the forgotten Coretta Scott Mercado a post.
Coretta Scott Mercado not only has two MySpace pages, but she’s also launched her OFFICIAL MySpace fanpage called Syesha Nation.
Okay. Well, I guess it was actually created in September, according to the information. Oh, and it’s still under construction, so…
Here is some more info. Once again, Coretta Scott Mercado shows the world what a true diva should be. I mean, she is the most beautiful, most talented and most racially diverse creature to ever walk this earth.
Contact Us: firstname.lastname@example.org
Syesha Nation on the Web: Coming Soon!
Syesha Nation on YouTube: www.youtube.com/syeshanation
Disclaimer: We are the official fan club of Syesha Mercado. We are not Syesha Mercado, and although we are affiliated with her, any e-mails for Syesha will not be replied to or forwarded, but immediately deleted.
OH SNAP! Don’t be emailing Coretta Scott via her fan club. You will be scorned, deleted and tagged. Perhaps that’s why there’s 89 members (including 2 Coretta Scott Mercados, the Official Coretta Scott Mercado Fan Site and her fiancee).
Ok, yes, her other two pages have many more friends. I should cut Coretta Scott Mercado some slack. And we all know MySpace friends are a joke, anyways, and MySpace is soooo 2005. But Coretta Scott Mercado, you best be busy showing the world how you are the most beautiful, most talented and most racially diverse individual EVER. I mean, you make every diva cover YOUR OWN. Plus, no one ever sings that I Will Always Love You song. Before we know it, they’re going to be crafting your body out of chocolate just like the illustrious & exquisite Grace Jones!