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Introducing…SYESHA NATION!!!

December 17, 2008

Nubian Princess Mercado

Since it is the holiday seasons, I’m feeling generous. So I decided to give the forgotten Coretta Scott Mercado a post.

Coretta Scott Mercado not only has two MySpace pages, but she’s also launched her OFFICIAL MySpace fanpage called Syesha Nation.

Okay. Well, I guess it was actually created in September, according to the information. Oh, and it’s still under construction, so…

Here is some more info. Once again, Coretta Scott Mercado shows the world what a true diva should be. I mean, she is the most beautiful, most talented and most racially diverse creature to ever walk this earth. 

Contact Us: 

Syesha Nation on the Web: Coming Soon! 
Syesha Nation on YouTube: 

Disclaimer: We are the official fan club of Syesha Mercado. We are not Syesha Mercado, and although we are affiliated with her, any e-mails for Syesha will not be replied to or forwarded, but immediately deleted.

OH SNAP! Don’t be emailing Coretta Scott via her fan club. You will be scorned, deleted and tagged. Perhaps that’s why there’s 89 members (including 2 Coretta Scott Mercados, the Official Coretta Scott Mercado Fan Site and her fiancee).

Ok, yes, her other two pages have many more friends. I should cut Coretta Scott Mercado some slack. And we all know MySpace friends are a joke, anyways, and MySpace is soooo 2005. But Coretta Scott Mercado, you best be busy showing the world how you are the most beautiful, most talented and most racially diverse individual EVER. I mean, you make every diva cover YOUR OWN. Plus, no one ever sings that I Will Always Love You song. Before we know it, they’re going to be crafting your body out of chocolate just like the illustrious & exquisite Grace Jones!

Grace Jones in Chocolate!!!

4 Comments leave one →
  1. aego permalink
    December 20, 2008 5:43 pm

    Syesha who? Oh the girl who cried right? I remember her isn’t she the one who cried like a baby (annoying) then cried for real (fake). I wondered whatever happened to her and her ego?

  2. FU_Top_Idol permalink
    December 18, 2008 10:52 pm

    Wow, so much effort to put down someone you don’t even know and obviously have no clue about. I feel truly sorry for you. It must be hard to be so cynical and bitter. But rest assured that we, Syesha’s fans are here for her (yes, we even occasionally make it to this POS blog) and will be buying her album when it’s released in the spring. And your pathetic attempts at making fun of Syesha are futile.

  3. Rachel_M permalink
    December 17, 2008 10:46 pm

    ” And we all know MySpace friends are a joke, anyways, and MySpace is soooo 2005.”

    HOW DARE YOU!!! Spending all day long refreshing myspace and artificially inflating numbers is my life’s calling! And I shall be ordering a new plaque to commemorate each major milestone in myspace plays.

    Was Sy auditioning for a role in the Lion King musical in that pic above?

    • TopIdol permalink
      December 17, 2008 11:03 pm

      No! She’s auditioning for a remake of Mahogany. She will put Diana Ross to SHAME with her BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE!!!

      Wait. She’s Coretta Scott Mercado. She doesn’t have to AUDITION!!! What was I thinking?

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