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Scary Idol Fan Photoshop of the Day

February 16, 2009

Greasy Constantine fans seem to ALWAYS take the cake for coming up with the BEST EVER PHOTOSHOPS.

Whomever wants to join me in petitioning Adobe to take away all licenses these women may have for any version of Photoshop, Photoshop CS or Photoshop Elements, I’m sooooo down.

Greasy Constantine Maroulis INSPIRES!

Given the material they have to work with…well, let’s just take a gander at these bad boys taken at a very “intimate” show Constantine Maroulis did this past Saturday evening in the back of a library in Tom’s River, New Jersey.

(You ready? Don’t say I didn’t warn ya…)

Greasy Constantine in New Jersey

Greasy Constantine taking a crap

Does Greasy Constantine ever stop?Are you vomiting yet?


It's almost over, I swear...

Again, I apologize if I offended you or caused you to be sick. But sometimes in life there are things you’re forced to see that you need to share with others so that they can truly understand your pain.

16 Comments leave one →
  1. shy permalink
    February 20, 2009 9:53 pm

    dammit lol

  2. shy permalink
    February 20, 2009 9:52 pm check dis out i did some digging he wasnt always greasy loser check out da youth photos when i saw dem i burst into tears bcuz he used 2 be innocent lol

  3. InTheCHi permalink
    February 19, 2009 2:17 pm

    GOOOO GOKEY!!!!!

  4. pink panther permalink
    February 19, 2009 1:29 am

    oh my GOD, (hey you… can’t say that word) You havegot to be kidding me, I want to see a new color in the skittles rainbow(Frau Brown), nice way to say Frau your full of sh*t.Gokey, Gokey,Gokey wooooooooooooooohoooooooooo. I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ready to rock my new Gokey Wear, Jay-Z don’t hate:P I want to go back to the mall and get me some Gokey Stunna Shades and Nike is going to announce number 1 Gokey, Jordan’s are so history once these come out(you can walk on water with these bad boys, just don’t stand in one place too long, they do get water logged) Back to reality……….Gokey,Gokey,Gokey…….I want to go to church and teach the world to sing(Got Coke?) Now that I have the Red Bull out of my system…..Gokey,Gokey,Gokey…….I’m going to sleep now……………BTW Gokey,Gokey,Gokey….I know his first name but this last name is fun to type:P

  5. shy permalink
    February 18, 2009 9:57 pm

    um not a frau and nor am i brain dead um jus mad cuz at 1 time i actually liked him but i have com to realize he really is an ass watch dis video um like wdh? he is judging and he wasnt that good himself? he was just good at whoring himself 2 da camera such a douche he thought his phone gestures were the best and it was just plain trickery i am newly advised and now i have developed a hatreed 4 dis pompous ass oh well i guess people r douches lol hes bitter cuz his cd flopped but wat did he expect after a 2 yr wait? oh i jus dont care for him anymore but i still love ryan seacrest

  6. February 17, 2009 7:38 pm

    nice information

  7. maxhate permalink
    February 17, 2009 2:36 pm

    “You are going to see things here that you cant un-see” – J Phoenix in 8mm

  8. heh permalink
    February 17, 2009 6:37 am

    More braindead frau are here I see

  9. shy permalink
    February 17, 2009 1:57 am

    he looks drunk too ah man wat da hell

  10. shy permalink
    February 17, 2009 1:55 am

    wow those pics left me…speechless and to idletard dat first comment was funny az hell i love him but those pics made me want to cry he looks so desperate and his hair still wasnt washed um like wat happend to da older 29 year old sex pot i drooled over when i was 17 week after week um so mad dammit lol oh well not every1 ages well..

  11. heh permalink
    February 17, 2009 1:30 am

    Uh what an ugly dude

    You chicks are desperate

  12. February 17, 2009 12:28 am

    That’s because you’re a moron.

  13. Terry permalink
    February 16, 2009 10:52 pm

    I too, adore Constantine.

  14. February 16, 2009 9:21 pm

    When did you suffer the head injury?

  15. afan permalink
    February 16, 2009 9:17 pm

    I adore him.

  16. February 16, 2009 6:02 pm

    Awwww look they’re letting that homeless bum sing for spare change. Hopefully he’ll use the money to pay for a shower at the YMCA and wash that skanky hair.

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