Skip to content

Jesus does not like with when you step on his foot while dancing Salsa

February 20, 2009

Jesus totally danced the Lambada with Mary Magdalene. And Salsa. And the Merengue. However, Jesus totally refused to do either the Macarena or Electric Slide with the lady referred to as the woman sinner. Just because he thought those dances were really dumb.

Sadly, nowadays, Jesus can’t go to any salsa clubs because dress codes prohibit sandals. I hope he gets on the guest list, though, for next Sunday’s Hearts of Compassion Latin Dance and Charity Event benefiting Sophia’s Heart Foundation

Hearts Of Compassion

Club Sugar is “Milwaukee’s Only Nightclub for Young Adults”. Which means NO BOOZE. NO BOOZE. However, they totally advocate the removal of clothing, as indicated by tomorrow evening’s big event.

Because nothing says good, clean wholesome fun like “Naughty Gras”, where prizes will be given to both girls and boys who collect the most beads.

Naughty Gras at Club Sugar

Alas. I can’t wait to see the photos from Hearts of Compassion. Something tells me the Frauen will descending upon Club Sugar for the free food and a (possible?) glimpse of Danny Gokey.

Yeah. Whatevia. I’ll say something positive.

Thank Flying Spaghetti Monster the designer of the Hearts of Compassion flyer used stock photography. You know, rather than a photo of Sophia and Danny Gokey dancing at their wedding or something… 

If you’re in the Milwaukee area, cobble together the $15 for entry/donation and bring a camera. Top Idol loves photos. (But please, stay away from that Naughty Gras shit. You never know when Chris Hansen’s gonna jump out and say SURPRISE! You’re on Dateline!)

But the big question is, why is it okay to publicize an event with a contestants name on it when Fremantle Media insisted The Braddy Bunch, an online fansite for Ricky Braddy be shutdown (coincidentally after his parents wore Braddy Bunch t-shirts on Tuesday’s show)? Is there a double standard going on here?

(FYI, If you’re a Ricky Braddy fan, you can now go to The Missing Square.)

9 Comments leave one →
  1. February 23, 2009 8:31 pm

    What does a theme party have to do with Danny Gokey??? NOTHING!

  2. Sane Jason Fan permalink
    February 21, 2009 2:41 pm

    The best news for Gokey (and us) is that he’ll be off our TV screens for the next two weeks. I think. If he’s in the audience the camera is sure to find him. In fact, maybe the camera will be fixed on him for the whole show. It would give him the chance to show an entire scrapbook of pictures.

    Maybe Idol will find a way to pimp this Hearts of Compassion event or whatever it is – all while typing up cease and desist letters to every other contestant’s fan sites.

  3. spinshack permalink
    February 21, 2009 1:34 pm

    This show is doing what some of us all along already knew was coming. It’s showing it’s underpants to anyone who cares to look.

    I hope that with the shit that Braddy’s fan club had to experience, along with this over the top treatment of Hokey-Gokey that wizard will be once and for all out from behind that money lined curtain. The road to Oz is not always paved with golden bricks. Sometimes it’s paved with brown, the color of the bullshit the cash cows drop behind them.

  4. standalone permalink
    February 21, 2009 12:12 pm

    Blatant hypocrisy.

  5. Screw American Idol permalink
    February 21, 2009 9:07 am

    The double standard regarding the treatment of the Braddy web site and this crap has pushed my hate and disgust for 19/E and Idol past the tipping point. They are shamelessly allowing their 7 years + of manipulation in every aspect of this show to be put on display, and it’s as if they are daring the public to turn away, or say anything about it.

    I bought into the BS about this show being a talent competition far too long, but no more. 8 years of Bullshit is enough…I’m not going to be played for a sucker anymore… I’m done with this POS, and hope the rest of America smartens up and begins tuning this scam of a show out.

  6. Mysterioso permalink
    February 21, 2009 4:06 am

    That is some fucked up shit!

  7. February 21, 2009 2:52 am


  8. Sane Jason Fan permalink
    February 20, 2009 11:36 pm

    Okay. Idol shuts down Ricky Braddy’s fan site but this stuff is allowed to go on? Come on.

    • TopIdol permalink
      February 20, 2009 11:42 pm

      You mean the use of Danny Gokey’s name to advertise an event DURING the competition?

      Good call, SJF, good call.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: