Buy Danny Gokey’s Glasses. And some other crap.
For some reason, I suspect this is a Frauen-run operation, or at least someone trying to make a quick buck…but yeah, now you can buy Danny Gokey glasses.
Welcome to Danny Gokey Gear. Obviously, there is something about a portion of the sales being donated to Sophia’s Heart Foundation. Hmmm…Pretty interesting…considering it never says HOW MUCH or what PERCENTAGE goes to the charity. What? You just tack a name of a charity onto your little e-comm business and expect the orders to come flying in?
Check out the Genevieve Portia frames, which Danny Gokey Gear claims graced Gokey’s face during Tuesday night’s performance of P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing).
A lot of people have wondered how Gokey can afford so many pairs of designer glasses. An FBIM member (obviously) posted this comment awhile back on a Gokey fan blog:
Great article! I just wanted to let all those “haters” know that there is something called INSURANCE and also Favor of God!! Danny got a GREAT deal for about 5 or 6 designer glasses for the price of ONE. That stuff don’t happen to everyone but hey! the man has gone through a lot and he well deserves it. I also wear designer glasses and I can tell you that I have NEVER paid over $20 for them!! People need to relax and quit making negative comments! Go Danny J. We love you bro!
So you know…it’s insurance, silly! And because he is favored by God!
(I suspect Gokey Gear is run by these people, and they just stuck some ugly glasses that kind of look like is into “inventory” as a way to make a quick buck from people doing searches on Danny Gokey eyewear. I checked the WhoIs on the owners of the site, too, but they seem to be privately registered. Perhaps its Frauen, misguided financial opportunista, Faith Builders, friends or family. Who knows. But they’re even selling digital images for like oh, $10 a pop.)
I’m not sure why there is a Danny Gokey concert t-shirt, because, well…aren’t those usually produced for tours?
And this one is out of control. It’s downright creepy. And downright ugly. It will also most likely induce a nightmare involved me being buried alive under Twilight books while a Pastor Rolex sermon plays in the background.