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Can we keep him around just for the photo ops?

March 18, 2009

A couple of weeks ago, Kris Allen looked smashed while groping Alexis Grace at the Idol’s Top 13 party. And last week, his Elementary Ed Teacher Wifey made funny bitch faces for the camera when Simon commented he shouldn’t have dragged her out so soon.

Hot By Default Fundie Boy is providing Idol with some incredible photo ops! And last night was no exception.

(Thanks Secret Chat!)

Kris Allen has this much girth.

Jesus christ. No wonder Randy called him tender dawg.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Jolie permalink
    May 10, 2009 1:46 am

    That’s hilarious. Kris still rocks.

  2. AIFan permalink
    March 19, 2009 2:17 am

    No, Kris, I don’t believe you – it’s not that big.

  3. spinshack permalink
    March 18, 2009 8:05 pm

    It’s the stylists. They have them wear the stupidest things.

  4. March 18, 2009 7:19 pm

    Did he get those ugly pants from Blake Lewis?

    What is it with Idol, fugs and fug clothes?

  5. spinshack permalink
    March 18, 2009 5:27 pm

    That’s called caught with your hand out. 😛

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