Kradam: Cue the crappy fan fic
There are a bunch of sick fraks out there who insist on writing fan fic about Idol contestants. (If you don’t believe me, run, do not walk to IdleTard and go see several excellent examples.)
I’m pretty sure we’ll see some sick & twisted stuff written about Adam Lambert and Kris Allen sometime in the very near future, if the Photoshopped and animated madness of the Kradam thread over at everybody’s favorite AI fan forum. They’ve also been monitoring the number of photos taken of the two together, how close they sit or stand to one another, and oh, they’re ROOMIES!!!
And here is a very telling “signature” with titular (imaginary) sound effects!
And someone decided to animate them “going to bed together”. So they can watch it over…and over…and over…again.
And since they are getting a room, you know what that means, right?? THEY ARE GONNA MAKE A BABY!!! She’s gonna be like the Hera Agathon (aka Mitochondrial Eve…don’t even get me started on the BSG finale.) of American Idol!
Of course, I hope Mrs. Katy Allen sees this shit and starts making bitch faces, because that would make me laugh. And I hope she reads these beautiful posts:
Absolutely. Kris had me swooning like a 13-year-old in the fifties over a matinee Idol, and Adam… well I believe the word “lust” sums up my feelings quite nicely.
So, um…was this fan 13-years-old during the 1950s?
Just gotta say that I am SO DANG IN LOVE WITH KRIS FREAKING ALLEN
I kind of have a deeply ingrained love for To Make You Feel My Love because it’s one of my mom’s favorite songs. And it was just… gahhhh so gorgeous I was a complete puddle of goo.
I don’t generally fangirl that hard over anyone (not even Adam in this way), but with Kris I was all “kjsdlafj KRIS MARRY ME AND HAVE MY BABIES PLEEEASE ” He’s just so my type, and so exactly who I’d want for a husband hehe. And he could sing to me all the time with that amazing gorgeous voice of his .
(I told my mom, I want Kris to be my husband and Adam to be my best friend hehe)
Oh, M.R.S. Katy would not be pleased, shame on you! (Nor would she be pleased if she read the Are Adam and Kris Together? section.)
If this were Titanic, Adam would be Jack, Kris would be Rose, and Matt would be her evil fiancé Cal.
Oh, jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your heart will go on. But why are you dragging Matt Giraud into this?
Kris gets to watch Adam sleep every night.
I’m sure it’s killing Matt on the inside.
Uh, oh…does this mean a gay-fantasy fan war is brewing? Noooooooooo!!!