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David Cook is tiring of his batshit crazy fans

March 22, 2009

Cook's bandmate, Kyle, aren't going to indulge your batshit crazy behavior anymore.

Kyle Peek poses with a "Flat David".

I wonder if this was partially directed at the girl who has attended nearly every one of his tour dates while also professing to be hard-at-work in law school? But probably also to the people who call themselves Cook’s Fuc Bunnies. Yeah, they bring signs like this to shows, including those in Atlantic City casinos.

Yeah, real classy, ladies. Real classy. 13-year-olds at Jonas Brothers shows a more well-behaved than you lunatics.

Anyway, David Cook is obviously getting a wee bit sick of this ridiculous behavior.

David Cook just posted to his MySpace blog:

ATTENTION!

Hey everyone,

First off, I want to say thank you to everyone who has been coming out to the shows since my last post. The vibe at these shows has been amazing. 

Secondly, I have to address some behavior that has become disturbing. We pride ourselves on being accessible to you as fans, but in contrast, we do enjoy what little privacy we can muster. To that end, the efforts by some fans to find our hotel rooms, call our hotel rooms, attach things to our bus, etc., is something I have to condemn. This relationship only works when it remains healthy for both parties, and should this behavior continue, the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy, which in turn makes us less accessible to you. 

I hope this doesn’t come off as harsh. I merely want to nip this in the bud so we can continue to have a great experience with all of you at the shows we have coming up. Take care and see you at the next show.

~D

Nice job! What? You think he couldn’t figure out how batshit crazy you were, stalking him and his band around the country, tossing them Jack Daniels while on stage, as well as blond wigs to wear. And what a nice guy. He posted a warning on his MySpace before charging you people with a rightful restraining order.

A lot of Cook’s fans are sick of this shit. And you can definitely see which fan factions are fairly sane, and which are not. Here are some comments from the saner ones:

I also understand the idiots with the flashing bunny ears were holding up letter/signs that spelled out something objectionable, though I haven’t heard what it was yet.

And someone on DCO says that although the crowd was mostly fine, she did spot at least one pink puffy-painted ‘David Cook’ shirt, blech.

Dumb bitches. If you were soooo concerned about this guy’s career, you might oh, buy a clue and figure out that he wants to be taken seriously as a rock star. NAME ME ONE OTHER ROCK STAR WHO ENCOURAGES THEIR FANS TO WEAR ILLUMINATED BUNNY EARS TO THEIR SHOWS.

Don’t think I saw it posted but the same people who held up the DC fuc bunnies signs had a big one that said “We Masterbate” last night. I. Don’t. Get. It. No idea what they are trying to accomplish.

You people are sick fraks. So say we all. And I hope you lost a bunch of money playing the slots at Borgata, but that probably would have required you taking some time out of your busy evening of stalking and adjusting your bunny ears. And what is this about about a giant Magnum condom?

I was near the bunny ears on Friday. If any of the members of that group are members of our site, this is NOT the place that plan was hatched. DC’s fuck bunnies is indeed what their sign said. Other signs I saw from that section were “Master Cook” (which morphed to Master-bate on the dance floor at the club David was at Saturday night) and a giant Magnum condom. From my vantage, David did NOT look pleased with these signs. In fact, after the giant condom, he made a long exasperated sigh/grunt into the microphone (it was between songs).

Are you kidding me? Really. You are clearly not in your right minds if you think this is acceptable behavior.

And you can’t really claim other fans were making this shit up, either, since a critic for an AC newspaper even pointed out you freaks in his review of the show:

The crowd seemed to be having the time of their lives, waving glow sticks, “woo-ing” and chanting “David” during breaks in the show. A flock of women near the stage wore furry rabbit ears and held up individual letters that formed a message that couldn’t be deciphered from the back of the room.

So what is the point of this behavior? So you can be easily spotted by Cook and his band in a crowd? Sometimes, standing out in a crowd is a terrible idea. Particularly if you look like a fool.

Really? Seriously? Can I say it here. DC’s fuc bunnies. I was on WordNerd home watching the videos and someone complained about the ears and someone else responded with don’t be mean or something like that and that it was their friends. I am so glad DC is not even acknowledging these sad, sad people. In not giving them what they want. Attention. I hope it stops. But I doubt it. I think I could forgive the pink puffy heart stuff eaiser than crass signs like the above.

On a different subject I finally found out who the alleged every show “followers” yelled and were mean to DC people are. And I was surprised. And I think they are the people who gave Kyle the blond wig to wear during Mr. S. So I guess the band is friendly with them. Some kind of strange Stockholm Syndrome must be going on there.

Anywho I don’t want to blow it out of proportion I just find it all fascinating. It’s like a soap opera. Glad everyone had such a great time. I can’t wait for SunFest. Were I will hopefully be able to behave myself. Somehow.

ETA: David just posted a MySpace blog about stalkers. But I don’t think it has anything to do with the people previously. I think they are in the inner circle. Shrug. I think…

Yeah, uh…would part of that crew include the aforementioned stalker, er, FAN who donned a cheap blond wig to last night’s show? (Now from what I can tell, they only think they’re part of the inner circle, mainly because they post sick things to Cook’s bandmate, Neil Tiemann’s MySpace profile.)

I think we’ve all heard stories of fans who develop this level of comraderie with the object of their affection… the story rarely has a happy ending. I wish the best for all involved.

Bingo.

I just saw that, too, and I don’t think it even needs to be said how very sad it is that he needed to post it, but WTF does it mean about attaching things to his bus? My first thought was some sort of GPS device, but that can’t be right, can it? Please tell me no one went that far.

I wasn’t sure about what was being attached to the bus, either, but frankly, I wouldn’t put a GPS device past these people at this point in the game. 

Whack jobs doing all they can to go out there and “support” Cook. Ha. You’re doing wonders for his attempts to be taken seriously as an artist in his post-Idol career.

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27 Comments leave one →
  1. SpinningSpinning2Nowhere permalink
    March 24, 2009 8:26 pm

    Cook should lay out some bear traps outside his hotel room and catch a BigFoot.

    • Sane Jason Fan permalink
      March 24, 2009 11:16 pm

      Yes – catch and then release them into their natural habitat, whatever that is. Some place far, far away.

      Cook better be careful though. If these Bigfoots with their bunny ears are like most wild animals they will become vicious if attacked.

  2. March 24, 2009 8:10 pm

    What happened to the good old days when you just had some Whiskey Tango’s flash their boobs at the Crue concert?

  3. March 24, 2009 11:48 am

    I am appalled at the way these “fans” are acting. I was there Friday night, could not see the signs but did see the “ears” these were not teenagers.

    As for the stalking the hotel room, calling and attaching this to the bus?? What was that? GROW UP!!

    COME ON GIRLS, BEHAVE YOURSELVES.

    You are doing a disservice to David, Neal, Andy, Kyle and Joey as well as yourselves and David’s other fans.

    RESPECT is a word you should learn!

  4. anasazisibes permalink
    March 24, 2009 10:15 am

    Maybe it’s time for DC & his band to go underground after this tour, work on an album, & lay low for awhile. Maybe after a year out of the spotlight, the tards will have moved on to someone else. 19E might drop them if they aren’t cash cows, but surely another label would pick them up. It’d be worth it to me.

  5. cooktard permalink
    March 23, 2009 11:34 pm

    I’ve been on “the inside” of forums like this. They are convinced David secretly loves it and he sends them secret messages with his eyes or certain things he says. They think he’s wacking it to their posting board.

  6. phillyluvs cook permalink
    March 23, 2009 9:29 pm

    amen tracy, I will be with you kicking ass.

  7. phillyluvs cook permalink
    March 23, 2009 9:17 pm

    I was there Saturday night. I was not near the masterbate signs, I seen them hold them up. What jerks you are. Heres a great guy giving you a great concert, and you do that? WTF and the ones with the freaking Bunnie ears needs to grow up. And for all you jerks who are stalking him, you have no respect for David. What are you trying to be his groupies?? Groupies dont do that shit! All I can say I wish the Borgota was a little stricker, no signes, or not throwing stuff on stage or you are OUT!! I think its time that David plays for the over 21 crowd Like Bret Michaels does. And you dont see that shit happening cause he would have your asses kicked out. All I can say is you have no fucking respect!

    • TopIdol permalink
      March 23, 2009 9:20 pm

      Do you think that would help at all?

      All the women implicated in these shenanigans involving various foreign objects on their heads were over 21.

      But no matter what the age, its disgusting and disrespectful.

      • phillyluvs cook permalink
        March 23, 2009 9:23 pm

        oh maybe they giving him hints? wtf. still not right. over 21 grow the fuck up!!You aint getting any man like that. Throwing Condoms, and other weird shit at. Any decent man will think you are a tramp and move on.

  8. cooktard permalink
    March 23, 2009 8:55 pm

    Who doesn’t want to fuck David Cook? Seriously. That’s not the issue. The issue is looking like a fucking loser and being horribly embarrassing to other Cook fans who are not insane. David does not think you are cute or funny. He puts up with you because he is a nice guy and because if he called you a bunch of cock crazed fraus he might stir up more controversy.

  9. An Idol Tale - Or a Deal With The Devil... permalink
    March 23, 2009 10:32 am

    These bitches are crazy, and should have been called out on this stuff long ago. But Oh, I forgot – with Cook and 19E, it’s all about milking these cows dry of every red cent, enabling them at every turn to stalk and cross the lines of good judgment and common sense, and letting them trample all over your dignity and credibility as a real artist just to sell a million CD’s, and some crappy Ford cars and soft drinks. Right – money talks, and this kinda bullshit is allowed to walk all over Cook, and the more rational fans who just want a chance to see him in concert without a lot of this kind of idiotic and psychotic behavior swirling in their face.

    Cook isn’t blameless in this whole matter either – he’s a grown fucking man, is supposed to have been more “mature” and experienced and better equipped to handle the trappings of winning Idol… Where were his balls when the panty tossing, lube tossing, Tripod signs, stuffed unicorns, etc were popping up all over the tour? And people were complaining even then about the crazy behavior of these same “fans”? Cook and 19 E have sold out his credibility as an artist to play along with these wackos for the bucks, and this bell can’t be un-rung now. Nice Job Team! What a fucking mess, but one of his and their own making. I pray that it doesn’t escalate into a real tragedy.

    • Rora permalink
      March 23, 2009 4:12 pm

      The only thing I know about is the panty tossing, and on YouTube, there were videos of him telling the fans to stop? In one, he mentioned that his mother was in the front orw and someone tossed him undies in front of her, in another, he said, these don’t look adult, ew and dropped them(And my God, the tard worthy comments on the videos about how MEEN that was of him!) My point is, I love him as much as the next tard, but ew. And there was lube being tossed too? What the fuck is wrong with these people? and I thought the Supernatural fandom was batshit crazy!

      • phillyluvs cook permalink
        March 23, 2009 9:22 pm

        people are freaking crazy. They think thats away to David’s heart is throw condoms and panties onstage?? That is sick. I have been to lots of concerts and have never seen shit like that happen. and you wonder why hes says stop? Where are the mommies and daddies of these fans? Did they give you the money to buy shit like that? Oh im fuming here!!!! No repect for David, his band or his family. He had friends from Tulsa come to see him play Saturday. They must of felt embarrased.

  10. March 23, 2009 3:16 am

    I read on IMDb that the thing attached on the bus was, indeed, a GPS device. Don’t know if it’s true though, there was no source or link.
    If it was, that’s crossing the line between fantarding and stalking, big time.

  11. SpinningSpinning2Nowhere permalink
    March 22, 2009 10:59 pm

    In other words at the ‘after concert parties’ NO FAT OLD BITCHES…lol

    Damn those old cows are so desperate. Like David Cook was so hawt anyway. He is bald, fat and pastey. These old cows better go home and take care of their households first and go find a man, if any man would have them.

  12. James_Padfoot permalink
    March 22, 2009 10:31 pm

    I agree with the person who said this reads like a soap opera. This is the first time ever I’ve followed any musician so closely, let alone a karaoke winner dude (because let’s not kid ourselves here as awesome as he is) so the level of fantarding boggles the mind. I already feel weird enough, but damn people, personal boundaries? Learn them.

  13. Tracy permalink
    March 22, 2009 7:33 pm

    If anyone screw my chances at meeting David and the boys with their insane behavior, an ass kicking will be coming their way. BACK OFF BITCHES OR WE WILL MAKE YOU BACK OFF! Grow the hell up and stop ruining it for others.

  14. Barf permalink
    March 22, 2009 6:42 pm

    Oh, so witty, Idleturd! I’ll bet you’re a big ol fattie yo-sef!

    But, really, is it news that there are crazed fans anywhere when they are everywhere? Rampant mindless disrespect and stupid antics are part and parcel of show biz…so what’s new?

    • SpinningSpinning2Nowhere permalink
      March 22, 2009 11:02 pm

      STFU bitch. Go lick your Baldy fatso Cook poster.

  15. March 22, 2009 5:55 pm

    You need to tell me more, Frost 😉

    Bless these fatties for being psychos, they give me hours of amusement.

    • March 25, 2009 1:31 pm

      Sure thing. David had corn for dinner that night.

  16. Susan permalink
    March 22, 2009 5:45 pm

    Great article, but that is Kyle Peek (the drummer) in the photo. Not Neal Tiemann (the lead guitarist.)

  17. March 22, 2009 5:44 pm

    I hid myself in David’s toilet over the weekend. This was most likely the catalyst.

    • SpinningSpinning2Nowhere permalink
      March 22, 2009 11:01 pm

      Is this Apoop-Dawg? Did Cook flush you?

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