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Kris Allen: All About the Bromance

March 29, 2009

Just ask the Kradam fans over on Idol Forums who fantasize over Idol Mansion roommies Adam Lamber and Kris Allen. Hot By Default Fundie Boy is all about the bromance.

Ooooh…even before they met, Kris had a little bit of Lambert lurking inside, didn’t he?

Kris Allen likes playing dress up?

Just remember, don’t borrow someone else’s eye liner because that is how eye infections happen!

Personally, I think Hot By Default Fundie Boy is just secure enough in his masculinity, and has been for sometime, as these pre-Idol photos suggest. I actually think its cool he’s buddy-buddy with Lambert and not trying to convert him into born-again Jesus worship. Hell, Hot By Default even managed to drunkenly grope that stick figure Alexis Grace for the camera! Hot By Default might be the one dude to put the FUN in Fundie! Despite his love for JC and John Mayer, I might actually like this dude. 

(Lets give Mysterioso a big hvala for finding these photos over at KrisAlleNation! And to VFTW, of course!)

Lets start with the man-on-man-on-man-on-man-on-man sandwich shot! Does this make the green polo-clad Kris the lettuce? 

Kris Allen makes a manwich!

Here he gets a little kiss. A Kiss for Kris!

Kris Allen gets a little kiss

Cross your legs for Kris.

Kris Allen and friends pose all feminine and stuff

This is exquisite because when I see it…

Kris Allen shirtless! On beach with other shirtless dudes!

…the only thing I can think of is this HILARIOUS clip from Da Ali G Show where Bruno talks to a wrestling team on spring break at Daytona Beach.


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28 Comments leave one →
  1. bland permalink
    May 15, 2009 10:19 pm

    These shots are LAAAAME. They’re not even hot or shocking, just goofy.

  2. Lolly permalink
    May 15, 2009 7:21 pm

    Waaay Gaaaay! That’s why he asked to room with Madam Flamebert! Not the first gayguy to get married as a cover, especially in the homophobic south.

    Have fun, boys!

    • Lila permalink
      February 16, 2010 3:04 am

      BAHAHAH my thoughts exactly! Have you ever heard his wife speak? She is like the epitome of high school cheerleader. She is the most perfect female beard ever.

      in all seriousness i’m sure they have a lovely marriage blablaba

  3. laurie permalink
    May 15, 2009 6:17 pm

    So, going by the date on the pictures, Kris was a teenager when they were taken. I have known my hubby since high school, and have pictures of him sitting on his best friend’s lap, dressed all kinds of crazy including ultra-nerdy, toga clad, and yes, I would be willing to bet somewhere in there he’s wearing something girly too; and oh, by the way, he had painted toenails (courtesy of yours truly) when he lost his virginity! Young guys are goofy and hamming it up doesn’t make them gay…..Sheesh! I would say the ability to clown around like that just means you are secure in who you are–a goofball!

    Oh, and by the way, after 25 years of marriage and three kids, I’m pretty sure if my hubby was in the closet I’d have noticed by now! No; he’s a goofball; that’s all.

  4. Adam fan. permalink
    May 15, 2009 6:10 pm

    LOL, I hope you people are joking? Kris is so straight. These photos make me love him though.

  5. May 6, 2009 12:39 am

    Straight guys always act this way with each other when they feel comfortable.

    No honey, they don’t. Nor do they go on ‘camps’ with their boyfriends to stick their feet in each others crotches and have man sandwiches. Gaaaay.

    • Sacha permalink
      May 15, 2009 1:41 pm

      So Kris is a fun guy after all.

    • idol2013 permalink
      May 28, 2009 6:55 pm

      ummm… sorry ‘honey’ ya they do…

  6. Dave permalink
    May 5, 2009 11:23 pm

    Gay? Really? I am gay myself and my gaydar doesn’t ping at all. Those pictures show nothing but bromance. Straight guys always act this way with each other when they feel comfortable. Us gays don’t take these kinds of pictures. We either keep it plain or completely extreme.

    Woman hang all over each other – does that make them gay? Nope. So, why can’t two straight guys take funny pictures together?


    • TopIdol permalink
      May 5, 2009 11:30 pm

      I totally don’t think he is gay, either. I was kind of posting them more as a joke because people kept fantasizing about the Kradam stuff and oh, they totally show he’s a fun guy (which I don’t think was shown much in the beginning of Idol).

  7. sick permalink
    April 29, 2009 10:13 pm

    eww is he gay!?

  8. shy permalink
    March 31, 2009 1:07 am

    lol exactly dats why um scared

  9. shy permalink
    March 30, 2009 5:05 pm

    spinningspinning2nowhere dats wat um afraid of hes gonna invite kris somewhere and den he will be saying ba bye to da wifey i can feel it coming bcuz adam is just a dream with his magical charm much like constantine used to be without da douchiness and lack of talent man i wish i could change adam dammit!! lol

    • SpinningSpinning2Nowhere permalink
      March 30, 2009 7:34 pm

      Adam is an enchantress.

  10. March 30, 2009 1:14 am

    I saw them too, but I prefer hanging out on this page… I have the hots for guys with eyeliner. 😉

    I dunno, all this is making Kris all that much more interesting all of a sudden.
    I hope Adam has a good influence on him, and turns him into a latex-wearing freak with orange hair and pierced nipples.

    • TopIdol permalink
      March 30, 2009 1:17 am

      For some reason, I just pictured Michael Sarver in guyliner. Just doesn’t work.

      • March 30, 2009 1:39 am

        Oh fuck. Thanks for spoiling it for me. Now you got me thinking of for some reason.

        • TopIdol permalink
          March 30, 2009 1:54 am

          There really should be glamrock night. Just to see how they would all look in eyeliner. That would be funny.

          • Lila permalink
            February 16, 2010 3:06 am

            Yep and Adam should dress like Kris just to set himself apart.

      • SpinningSpinning2Nowhere permalink
        March 30, 2009 7:35 pm

        noooo…lol I just got a bad picture in my mind of that.

  11. March 29, 2009 11:45 pm

    He’s rocking that eyeliner!

    I’ ve been trying to hate on Kris ever since Normick got eliminated, but that bastard is winning me over with every passing week.

    I’m about to give up and just focus all my hatred on Danny and Lil instead.

  12. SpinningSpinning2Nowhere permalink
    March 29, 2009 9:01 pm

    I was thinking that Adam MIGHT BE the one who seduces ‘innocent’ Kris, but now I think it just might be the opposite.

    Adam, word of advice. If Kris tries to play horsey…go along with it, ok.

    Love the guyliner on Kris, he should try that on the show and shock the nation.

  13. shy permalink
    March 29, 2009 6:40 pm

    oh crap i am scared now adam is charming he could charm anyone with dat million dollar smile amd slightly seductive look n his eyes he will be showing kris da dark side soon but i honestly think hed be better with ryan seacrest even tho i luv ryan and his hotnesss i’m
    ok with knowing he is soooo gay he hasnt come out bcuz he knows his career will be in shambles if he does….

  14. March 29, 2009 6:38 pm

    I thought he was a flaming gai boi the moment I saw him. I think his wife is in denial.

  15. Sane Jason Fan permalink
    March 29, 2009 4:40 pm

    The Adam/Kris room and that second lonely and ignored bed are the most interesting aspects of the Idol mansion – now even more so since it seems Kris is not unreceptive to some guy on guy affection. This makes a bowling alley, an indoor pool and even an in-house movie theater seem unexciting.

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