Kris Allen: All About the Bromance
Just ask the Kradam fans over on Idol Forums who fantasize over Idol Mansion roommies Adam Lamber and Kris Allen. Hot By Default Fundie Boy is all about the bromance.
Ooooh…even before they met, Kris had a little bit of Lambert lurking inside, didn’t he?
Just remember, don’t borrow someone else’s eye liner because that is how eye infections happen!
Personally, I think Hot By Default Fundie Boy is just secure enough in his masculinity, and has been for sometime, as these pre-Idol photos suggest. I actually think its cool he’s buddy-buddy with Lambert and not trying to convert him into born-again Jesus worship. Hell, Hot By Default even managed to drunkenly grope that stick figure Alexis Grace for the camera! Hot By Default might be the one dude to put the FUN in Fundie! Despite his love for JC and John Mayer, I might actually like this dude.
Lets start with the man-on-man-on-man-on-man-on-man sandwich shot! Does this make the green polo-clad Kris the lettuce?
Here he gets a little kiss. A Kiss for Kris!
Cross your legs for Kris.
This is exquisite because when I see it…
…the only thing I can think of is this HILARIOUS clip from Da Ali G Show where Bruno talks to a wrestling team on spring break at Daytona Beach.