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Everyone Hates Kara DioGuardi

April 1, 2009

Kara DioGuardi opens wide

Thanks to VFTW and EW’s Whitney Pastorak for this gem.

It seems the Cougar From Hell got pissed when Megan Joy’s brother yelled out broken record during her bullshit critique of his sister last night. And obviously, Cougar From Hell got pissed. She probably got pissed 57 more times than a normal person would.

“And just as I’d finished hooting with laughter at the brilliant cruelty of Kara opening with “I really like you, but” — you know it’s bad when they skip the outfit and go straight for the heart — a voice interrupted the DioGuarbot with “Broken record!” The voice seemed to come from Megan’s family, and sure enough, her brother CJ was more than happy to raise his hand and take responsibility. Kara ran off the rails and handed her flaming caboose to Paula… Once the cameras were pointed elsewhere, Kara made mocking faces to Paula and Simon, presumably in reference to CJ talking back while she was trying to be authoritative. Paula and Simon ignored her… On her way out for break, Kara and her burly bodyguards stomped over to Megan’s family to have a little chat. Kara did not look happy…

On our way to the Grove parking structure, two of my journalist buddies and I ran into Megan’s brother CJ… we asked him what Kara wanted when she came stomping over to them. CJ said she seemed mad, and wanted to know what he meant by “broken record.” He responded with “‘Package artist’ is your package phrase,” which made her stomp away. When she came back, she tried to make light of it, but I get the sense that for the Familia de Alegria, Kara is now pretty much on notice for good.”

You can read the rest of the article here, but don’t bother because Pastorek goes on to claim Kara is awesome and I so don’t buy it.

Yay for CJ! DioGuardi you suck about 57 million ways. And props for Megan and Anoop for telling her to suck it.

And Anoop’s “frat boy friends” wouldn’t even hit that after each consuming 12 shots of poor-man’s Petron at Senor Frogs in Cozumel while watching DioGuardi take first prize in a wet t-shirt contest.

9 Comments leave one →
  1. Jayden Bloom permalink
    February 18, 2010 12:00 am

    Kara is flirtatious when she shouldn’t be. In a recent episode, she made a guy take off his shirt. She puts way too much drama into it and sings with the contestants and it bugs the crap out of me. Sure mouthing is fine but still singing when you’re trying to judge someone else’s preformances, it’s a no! Kara needs to stop repeating everything Randy’s sayin too, it’s like she doesn’t have a mind of her own. Plus, some people don’t want you to baby them, sure you can be sympathetic, but people don’t wanna hear, “you’re a good singer, really, but you’re just not good enough right now.”
    Why should we have someone like this on one of the most watched shows in America? We shouldn’t, but that’s just my opinion

  2. January 31, 2010 4:46 am

    I think Kara has had no impact on anyone in this world. How is she famous? i know the usuall stuff, but come on! she says the same thing for everyone. I don”t think she is honerably a credible judge for American Idol.

  3. Ryan permalink
    January 13, 2010 9:26 pm

    She thinks she is always right and she is incredibly rude. If i was an artist i would never work with her! Now that she is the top girl, her head grew! Paula was the show…Adding Kara and getting rid of paula was a huge mistake!

  4. Becky permalink
    April 3, 2009 2:48 am

    Well, if Randy speaks before her she always has this look on her face, she is going to agree with him no matter WHAT he says, and start her sentence with “yyyyyeahhhhh…..” like she just ate a lemon.
    Her nostrils always look flared, and she’s just…. UGH. But that’s just a few things.

  5. dhanny permalink
    April 2, 2009 7:14 am

    why do people hate her so much?
    i kinda like kara, she brougth clear comments and most of them are constructive.

  6. Becky permalink
    April 1, 2009 10:29 pm

    I hate Kara Dioshithead so much. God, I hope she’s gone next season.

  7. April 1, 2009 6:56 pm

    it look like her hand is going up to “mind the children”. nice form!

  8. Goatlove permalink
    April 1, 2009 5:13 pm

    As a recovering frat boy, I would still hit it….. but shhhh, let’s play the quiet game.

  9. April 1, 2009 4:37 pm

    Where’d you get that pic of Kara’s casting couch days?

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