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Caption This Douchebag-with-a-Children’s Book

April 5, 2009

(I apologize for giving your computer VD.)


Constantine Maroulis gives an innocent children's book VD

If you still don’t think he’s a douchebag, read this article. Sample gem:

No wonder Maroulis relates to Dionysus, “the god of wine and art,” he says, gesturing to a mask in his dressing room. Dionysus is also the god of partying. But with an eight-show week, Maroulis is treating his body like the proverbial temple.

10 Comments leave one →
  1. shy permalink
    April 8, 2009 1:00 am

    No correction constantine is and always was an ACTOR he never wanted to be a rockstar he wanted to be an actor he just thought it was ezer den being just a theater geek which by da way he still… is I saw a priceless photo of him in highschool talk about ur clean cut prep but in show bizness sometimes u have 2 be someone ur not I myself am an actor and this summer i am going for a part in a annex theater prod. of sleepy hollow hate 2 admit he had me fooled doesnt matter hes washed up now lol

  2. celcasters permalink
    April 7, 2009 12:30 pm

    This guy is sucking up all that he can from his expired 15 mins of fame membership card.

    Talk about overstaying his welcome. Doesn’t he get it? he THAT desperate? He reminds me of an annoying relative who hangs around and will not simply go away.

    Constantine was.. is.. and will always be a “wannabe”…

    OK I’m done.

  3. shy permalink
    April 6, 2009 9:58 pm


  4. spinshack permalink
    April 6, 2009 2:56 pm

    The poor children.

  5. shy permalink
    April 6, 2009 2:09 pm

    “This guy is way too cool for himself. My sister was in New York and spent some time with him after his show. She left his place at 3 in the morning and he never offered to help her get a cab. Instead, my sister was left to walk to the nearest cross corner and grab a cab. The guy has no respect.’

    I found this on the cmh website this is another reason why I am a reformed con lover becuz of this bs I hope like hell he got dat woman pregnant so everyone can see dat he really is a douche i mean nobody is perfect but dam he couldnt get da girl a cab after causing wat i just bet was extreme anal pain i swear at first i cried becuz I didnt want to hear da truth about someone I admired so much but i guess this is wats meant to be well at least theres always johnny depp I lovvvveeeeee him!!! he is a reformed douche lol

  6. shy permalink
    April 6, 2009 1:24 pm


  7. April 5, 2009 9:45 pm

    “Sadly, the children could not enjoy their new book, for its pages were all stuck together.”

    It’s true, folks. This is the first douchebag in the history of douchebags that got off reading his own children’s book.

  8. fraumocker permalink
    April 5, 2009 6:32 pm

    Is the title of that book Greek for LOOK AT ME!!!!!?

  9. Jennifer permalink
    April 5, 2009 5:30 pm

    I spy cameltoe.

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