Very Iffy American Idol Top 8 Song Spoilers
Who knows if this shit is true. Probably complete bullshit. Found it on Joe’s Place. (And I don’t ever trust people named Marcy. No reason, really, it’s just not the name of someone you can trust.)
The list also seems EXTRA HORRIBLE. If it turns out to be true, I hope you’ve stocked up on your pain pills and booze for tomorrow night’s show, kiddies, because this has fatal trainwreck written all over it.
Bryan Adams, huh? Please do something fun with it, you know, if you’re really doing this song. I imagine this means you’re on the piano again?
Let’s Hear It For the Boy
For chrissake, this one seems like it could be way too true. Can they please boot her mediocre vocals / rather large ass? She’s BOOORRRINNG me.
Edge of Seventeen
I’m sure it will be awesome. And really frakking screechy. The bastard really needs to do It’s Raining Men. It came out in 1982…as did Lambert.
You’re the Inspiration
Chicago. Yeah. That sounds about right. I hope they let you drive the car in the Ford commercial before you go home, though. I like ya, Blind Guy. I just don’t want to hear you sing anymore.
This would be way too awesome. Debarge! Debarge Desai! Debarge’s theme from Short Circuit on American Idol. Plus, robots are totally gonna take over the world so I am totally expecting a Short Circuit revival.
Part Time Lover
Sounds like it might be right, since he has to be SOULFUL GODDAMNIT if he wants to stay in the competition. (i.e., have Paula, Randy and Kara ride his nutsack once more.) I wonder if this is yet another dedication to his part-time lover who didn’t make it to the tour.
Tears in Heaven
This will only be acceptable if she busts out that impeccable imitation again and sings it in the key of Gokey. I just can’t see this one happening. It’s gotta be lonely being the only Cool Chick left in the competition. Oh La Princesa del Mariachi, I love you.
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
I can’t see this one as being legit. Plus, it promises more horrible Gokey dancing. EPIC FAIL. (You know Gokey’s pissed he can’t do La Princesa’s song.)