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Zac Efron doesn’t deserve THIS

April 16, 2009

He might look like a douchebag, but Zac Efron is probably a nice kid.

I feel really bad for him since he was forced to pose for a picture with this real-life douchebag after catching Rock of Ages, the first Broadway show that serves booze because they know you won’t be able to handle it sober.

It’s probably the best Efron has ever looked, because frankly, even chopped liver looks delicious next to a steaming pile of dog shit.

Zac Efron poses with douchebag Constantine Maroulis

If you’re feeling brave, watch Greasy Constantine mangle the Star-Spangled Banner at Tuesday’s Knicks game.

But if you’re in need of an even bigger laugh, please watch this video of Greasy playing to an unenthusiastic crowd at Sardi’s.

17 Comments leave one →
  1. shy permalink
    April 20, 2009 6:12 pm

    lol watevs ok

  2. shy permalink
    April 20, 2009 6:12 pm

    lol watevs

  3. AIFan permalink
    April 19, 2009 12:54 am

    Oh, well, if you want to call it English…. By the way, Constantine does not write his own music – he co-wrote 3 songs on his CD with a bunch of other writers, but everything else was written by someone else.

  4. shy permalink
    April 18, 2009 10:47 pm

    Dont be smart u know wat language um speaking i dont like to type out long ass words becuz i have a life thnkyou very much i said cons a douche but he still has talent dats wat I meant I dont get wats so confusing about dat.

  5. AIFan permalink
    April 18, 2009 10:37 pm

    Shy, could you please tell me what language you are speaking so I can get the dictionary ?

  6. shy permalink
    April 18, 2009 7:00 pm

    Ok letsmaimdorkey like i get wat u sayin right but I gotta say u take stuff 2 seriously i was joking of course i know dat all guys dat like theater arent gay I have an older guy fren we go 2 da theater all the time and i myself will have a part in a small producction of sleepy hollow so i get it and i am a diehard feminists so da lesbian thing is irrelevent to me but i understand ur points.

    Christie can u say duhhhh? I mean apparently top idol has a personal vendetta with this guy HE PROBABLY BRINGS BACK SOME PAINFUL MEMORIES OF DORKERY N ANGUISH then when there are so many people out there dat are soo much worse now is constantine ur all time douche ?..yes! But is he talented yes? that is da ONLY THING DAT MAKES UP DA DIFFERENCE becuz in his personal life he is a huge ass and top idol wants da world to know even though dats not helping da starving children or freeing tibet everyone has their jokes and opinions and topidol got a kick out of dis one and i do 2 but i will admit dat parts of me wants 2 see dat cheesy ass 80’sock musical for the explicit jokes of course and da panting of da old women in da front screaming CONSTANTINE!!! NOW DATS IS FUNNY

    • LetsMainDorkey permalink
      April 18, 2009 11:18 pm

      what can i say, touchy topic with me
      i’m a dancer with a shitload of gay friends…
      which apparently has turned me into a bit of a mother hen 😛

  7. LetsMaimDorkey permalink
    April 18, 2009 9:45 am

    i actually like zac efron so ya 😛 shoot me
    and in response to “shy”- there’s a chance that zac is gay (like there is w/ most people) but deducing that from his interest in musicals is just a little but unfair. lots of people like musicals….

    and this is random but, lots of girls LOVE football (like me) so does that make them butch and a lesbian? because i’m pretty sure it doesn’t… why should theater be any different?

  8. Christie permalink
    April 18, 2009 8:05 am

    He sounds good to me, he was one of the best on his season of idol, he has a good voice and he’s a good performer. Sounds like most of you just have a problem with the way he looks.

  9. shy permalink
    April 17, 2009 1:52 pm

    Ok we all know he is a old lady whoring douche and dat he sings da same shyt but i have 2 say dis topidol y are u saying he should sing new shyt? like u said he is terrible so does it matter? his 1st album flopped so of course he is gonna hold off on losing money and hell at least he writes his own music not like da manufactured artists of da day “coughs” carrie underwood..but anyway next subject plzzz….o and 4 da record zac wanted 2 take dat pic bcuz he loves theater bcuz hes gay think about it? wat straight guy is really gonna luv other dudes leaping in da air with flambouyant costumes dats how i know da douche is bisexual I mean zac is soooo gorgeous but i have come 2 terms with da fact dat dis dude is with with vanessa umma lil whore hudgens 4 publicity and hes so not straight look at his highschool pix lol um jus sad they made em come 2 see american idol cheesy ass show

  10. Emme permalink
    April 17, 2009 10:31 am

    Oh, my God – another Constantine post – you are seriously killing me!
    What the heck did people see in this sleazeball…he was so popular that year.

    • TopIdol permalink
      April 17, 2009 11:03 am

      It’s AMAZING, isn’t it?

      He still has a cadre of women following him wherever he goes.

  11. AIFan permalink
    April 17, 2009 10:23 am

    But being a douchebag does get Constantine lots of free publicity. It seems like every one of his appearances is covered in detail while other non-douchebag ex-Idols toil in obscurity. Lesson – if you want to be famous, be a douchebag.

  12. Maree permalink
    April 17, 2009 4:54 am

    It looks to me as if he has far too much chin, actually. And damned if Padalecki and Ackles didn’t do a better job with Bon Jovi.

    • TopIdol permalink
      April 17, 2009 8:28 am

      He’s terrible, isn’t he? And seriously, perform some new songs. It’s rather pathetic the man not only still performs the tired songs he did on AI, but he also performs notable songs from OTHER contestants in OTHER seasons.

      • Maree permalink
        April 17, 2009 1:11 pm

        He does a serviceable job. Gotta make a living. But God, dude, get a haircut!

  13. April 17, 2009 4:18 am

    Has he (Con) always had no chin or did it just collapse on him or something?

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