Kradam backlash! Oh no! Will I be able to sleep tonight?
And from the yawn-this-is-super-duper-stupid department.
Apparently, The National Enquirer can’t think of anything else to make up and print, so they’ve concocted some fabulous-vs.-fundie fued between Adam Lambert and Kris Allen.
Although they are friendly on the surface, there’s a major culture clash between Adam and Kris. Adam is gay and avery flamboyant guy from L.A., while Kris is a conservative married man from a small Arkansas town. He’s usually very easygoing and tolerant, but it’s as if he and Adam are from different planets. And since Adam feels he has become the front-runner in the competition their relationship has become very strainged. Kris believes Adam has become arrogant and incredibly fulll of himself…. Adam refuses to change his messy ways…The tight personal space is cramping both their styles and they’re taking it out on each other.
Please. This is dumber than the Great Swine Flu Freakout.
I am now going back to mourning Bea Arthur, navigating the L.A. Freeway system and eating proper Mexican food. I’m not going to worry about an alleged falling out between Adam Lambert and Kris Allen because that’s just stupid. And I’m not gonna worry about that Swine Flu shit, either. Because we all know what holds the cure to the swine flu.