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Kradam backlash! Oh no! Will I be able to sleep tonight?

April 27, 2009

And from the yawn-this-is-super-duper-stupid department.

Apparently, The National Enquirer can’t think of anything else to make up and print, so they’ve concocted some fabulous-vs.-fundie fued between Adam Lambert and Kris Allen.

Although they are friendly on the surface, there’s a major culture clash between Adam and Kris. Adam is gay and avery flamboyant guy from L.A., while Kris is a conservative married man from a small Arkansas town. He’s usually very easygoing and tolerant, but it’s as if he and Adam are from different planets. And since Adam feels he has become the front-runner in the competition their relationship has become very strainged. Kris believes Adam has become arrogant and incredibly fulll of himself…. Adam refuses to change his messy ways…The tight personal space is cramping both their styles and they’re taking it out on each other.

Please. This is dumber than the Great Swine Flu Freakout.

I am now going back to mourning Bea Arthur, navigating the L.A. Freeway system and eating proper Mexican food.  I’m not going to worry about an alleged falling out between Adam Lambert and Kris Allen because that’s just stupid. And I’m not gonna worry about that Swine Flu shit, either. Because we all know what holds the cure to the swine flu.

Matt Giraud's Giant Forehead Mole Up Close & Personal

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14 Comments leave one →
  1. ava permalink
    April 29, 2009 11:35 am

    Wow, THE MOLE is scary!!
    I hope THE MOLE kicks out Gokey though….

  2. April 28, 2009 9:16 am

    I’m too lazy to reread, but was it tension they were experiencing, or friction? Because one of those can be cured easily with a little Vaseline.

  3. April 28, 2009 2:08 am

    that mole is so misfortunately placed dead center on his forehead.

    they have “tension” huh? sexual tension, i’m sure.

    • TopIdol permalink
      April 28, 2009 2:11 am

      The Mole cures Swine Flu and will stimulate the global economy. I wish more people understood its untapped potential.

      • April 28, 2009 11:32 am

        No! Don’t tap the mole! Then it will deflate, and take all of its magical goodness with it. And definitely don’t remove it, for that will create a crater face of despair, from which no one, especially bed buddy Adam, will escape.

        • TopIdol permalink
          April 28, 2009 11:44 am

          But The Mold can save the world. We can sacrifice the magical goodness of The Mole to save the economy and cure swine flu! We sacrifice one to save thousands, or even millions!

          Plus, its all mapped out on this awesome loom I have stored in my closet that just weaves instructional shit without me even doing anything.

  4. LetsMaimDorkey permalink
    April 27, 2009 11:48 pm

    that’s such a god awful mole.

  5. Niftywench permalink
    April 27, 2009 11:27 pm

    MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOOOOLE!

  6. Sane Jason Fan permalink
    April 27, 2009 8:00 pm

    Oh, these little love spats happen from time to time. I’m sure they’ll get over it and be lovey-dovey again in no time.

  7. April 27, 2009 6:24 pm

    I need Mole Control on my computer to prevent unintentional viewing of THE MOLE.

  8. Ema permalink
    April 27, 2009 5:18 pm

    DANGIT that picture always scares the crap out of me! xD

  9. Maree permalink
    April 27, 2009 12:07 pm

    Oh, Gawd, I wasn’t expecting the MOLE!!

    • TopIdol permalink
      April 27, 2009 12:24 pm

      Always expect THE MOLE!

  10. Deez permalink
    April 27, 2009 9:00 am

    LOL!DAMMITT!!!!!!!!!! Why does that still take me by surprise?

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