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Pastor Pruitt says he knows the results of tonight’s Idol

May 6, 2009

Oh, good old Pastor Rolex. It’s been too long since he’s graced this shit blog, hasn’t it? And Pastor Rolex has been BUSY being all hot and anointed these days, although, his favorite pupil could have very well raised the dead with last night’s performance.

Anyway, Pastor Rolex tweeted some nonsense today, bragging about how OMG THE ASSOCIATED PRESS interviewed him. (Of course, the Pastor Rolexes of the world are contacted when reporters are doing stories on Idol contestants. You know why? Because their families cannot talk to the press, and contestants can only talk to those media outlets ordained by 19E. Pastor Rolex has never turned down an interview since The Screamer showed up on your televisions.)

3 hours ago…

Just got done doing an interview with the AP about Danny! They’ve been good people to interview with! Good questions! Danny’s safe tonight!

So the AP is privy to such info now?

He’s totally certain. Hmmm…Did they tell them earlier today? He says they’re coming on FRIDAY.

6 hours ago…

Also make plans to see Danny Gokey this Fri. @ 10:30a @ Faith Builders Milwk. American Idol will be filming!

So, Idol, when you’re doing contestants’ visits back home, do you tell them who is booted beforehand? I can see some logistical reasons that may be viable, all those parades and key-to-the-city presentations needs planning…ESPECIALLY when they’re making all-important church visits, perhaps?

You can always count on some idiot for blabbing things too soon. Oh, Pastor Rolex. American Idol is gonna be mad at you.

Oh. And here’s a screenshot of his page.

Pastor Rolex says Danny Gokey is save on his Twitter

10 Comments leave one →
  1. mEEEEEEk permalink
    May 12, 2009 9:47 pm

    Of course he is not out to hurt anyone, he is just out to make a buck!

  2. Madden permalink
    May 11, 2009 1:11 pm

    meeeek – you really need to get over your offense! Pruitt didn’t slight you or anyone else on purpose! Over 10% interest on a building loan? Where do you get these ridiculous ideas from? Just move on!
    If you are so spritual and christian, then the first thing you are supposed to do is forgive!!!!!!Let it go!!!!
    He’s(Pastor Pruitt) not out to hurt you or anyone else and you know it in your heart!

  3. mEEEEEEk permalink
    May 10, 2009 8:05 pm

    hmmm.. Let\’s see, chelo.

    Pasture Pruitt decides to let the world know that he is Dannys reason for living. Dan would have been dead if pruinit did not force him to try out. In fact, Dan has is going to be giving his required 10 percent of everything to Pruitt as soon as he wins.

    I was not going to say anything, but I might as well since Jelly Chelly wanted to push some buttons.

    I made way around Milwaukee Friday to see if all the Gokeyhype was real or fake. There were so many lame kids and adults acting like Gokey was God, but he was only being followed by god, (just see twitter).

    Several times on Friday, I ran into people I knew from my years at fake builders. I stared Pruitt in the face and said Hi jeff – and he walked away. I was 2 feet from him. I sure smelled to coffee on his breath as he turned and walked away. I tried to talk to at least 5 others that were leaders or pastors, and only two talked to me, those were two people who had been asked to leave the ministry in the last year. I also spoke with other members who had left who were there to see if the Gokey hype was real. Same story they all like Dan and wish him to win, but want Dan to distance himself from pruitt and his cult member friends.

    So if pruitt can declare something, how come he could not declare his escalade safe when he rolled it driving home. How come pruitt could not negotiate a reasonable rate for the building in Milwuakee and had to give over 10 percent interest on a building loan. How come pruitt could not declare health for Sophie. God is no respecter of persons. Even pruitt says that. Either he is or he isnt. Cello, I am angry because the bible tells me to be so. Ephesians 4 26. Even pruitts school of ministry taught us that we are always to question teaching, even pruitts.

    So go back to reading Cosby, because only Cosby says everybody loves chelo.,

  4. chelo permalink
    May 10, 2009 10:17 am

    Why all the anger? meeekkk

  5. GokeyFam permalink
    May 8, 2009 2:11 am

    ur soooooooooooooo dumb!!! my goodness. Pastor was just “declaring” assuming he would make it! its like people saying Adam 2 WIn American Idol- they dont mean it!! its their own personal opinion!! u need help! lol

  6. Steve permalink
    May 7, 2009 9:31 pm


  7. mEEEEEEk permalink
    May 6, 2009 9:45 pm

    Statements that fit Pruitt and his hohum Rolex and Escalade group.

    Jesus needs Danny Gokey to flop to show humility to the church.

    The angels kicked Gokey in the nuts last night so he would scream like he did.

    Pastor Pruitt just got done meeting with the bank to get another loan to put in a parking garage for all the Gokeyaholics. It will cost $45 to park and $5 to get a cup of coffee

  8. Sane Jason Fan permalink
    May 6, 2009 8:36 pm

    They wouldn’t really trust Pastor Asshat with sensitive info would they? Hmm.

    They plan these homecomings in advance and then scrap the one they don’t need. Maybe our pastor pal doesn’t know that and thinks that since Idol says they’ll be there on Friday it’s a sure thing.

    • TopIdol permalink
      May 6, 2009 8:38 pm

      But isn’t it fun to talk about his general asshattery in such things? Him and his buddies love promoting their “church” with Gokey’s name.

  9. PrimeTimeMom permalink
    May 6, 2009 8:13 pm

    The good pastor looks like Danny’s going to look in ten years.

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