Pastor Pruitt says he knows the results of tonight’s Idol
Oh, good old Pastor Rolex. It’s been too long since he’s graced this shit blog, hasn’t it? And Pastor Rolex has been BUSY being all hot and anointed these days, although, his favorite pupil could have very well raised the dead with last night’s performance.
Anyway, Pastor Rolex tweeted some nonsense today, bragging about how OMG THE ASSOCIATED PRESS interviewed him. (Of course, the Pastor Rolexes of the world are contacted when reporters are doing stories on Idol contestants. You know why? Because their families cannot talk to the press, and contestants can only talk to those media outlets ordained by 19E. Pastor Rolex has never turned down an interview since The Screamer showed up on your televisions.)
3 hours ago…
Just got done doing an interview with the AP about Danny! They’ve been good people to interview with! Good questions! Danny’s safe tonight!
So the AP is privy to such info now?
He’s totally certain. Hmmm…Did they tell them earlier today? He says they’re coming on FRIDAY.
6 hours ago…
Also make plans to see Danny Gokey this Fri. @ 10:30a @ Faith Builders Milwk. American Idol will be filming!
So, Idol, when you’re doing contestants’ visits back home, do you tell them who is booted beforehand? I can see some logistical reasons that may be viable, all those parades and key-to-the-city presentations needs planning…ESPECIALLY when they’re making all-important church visits, perhaps?
You can always count on some idiot for blabbing things too soon. Oh, Pastor Rolex. American Idol is gonna be mad at you.
Oh. And here’s a screenshot of his page.