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Adam Lambert’s Butt

May 8, 2009

A reader sent me this, taken at Lambert’s San Diego homecoming today.

Adam Lambert's Butt

I spy a sliver of crack, but maybe I just have a sick mind.

36 Comments leave one →
  1. Kevin permalink
    December 11, 2009 6:21 pm

    Awww! guys got freckles everywhere. how adorable! but I noticed He has some stretch marks. poor guy.i know how that feels. pain in the ass to get rid of and show up over any fluctuation of the weight. both loss and gain. hope he doesn’t get shit for it. He’s got a gorgeous ass. lol. Gay men know how to appreicate a man like that. Adam is so genuine and awesome. And to the above poster who said he had gained weight. I personally don’t think so. but if he did, he is still fuckin cute as hell.

  2. 8sourcandy permalink
    October 1, 2009 5:41 pm

    It’s not so much ass cleavage as it is a shadow suggesting that ass cleavage is in the vicinity. The freckles are always delightful.

  3. August 13, 2009 9:05 pm

    Wow .. luv you ADAM ,, my sexy future husband (L).. ummmmm his butt is soo sexy as he is ummm want him so hardly sexy gay ..

  4. mrs lambert permalink
    June 20, 2009 9:42 am

    totally dun care if he’s gay…………wanna fuck him like mad

  5. May permalink
    June 3, 2009 8:54 am

    Aww, poor Adam. He’s just trying to be nice and sign autographs and suddenly his butt is on the internet, and being criticized no less. Give the guy a break, we haven’t had someone this talented and exciting around in a long time. And omg, by no means is he “fat”; I think he looks wonderful.

  6. ablesq permalink
    June 1, 2009 10:54 pm

    Laughed until I cried…with him, of course, not at him, and definitely with y’all. Have to say that discovering this blog and its denizens has made my day…am in terrible Adam withdrawal, still go into a swoon over Mad World, all the usual…and this really broke the spell, in the best possible way! I still crave him, of course, but now I can stop hyperventilating and maybe get some sleep. Love the comments, so much good-natured humor (for the most part) – definitely the best Adam fix I have found. You guys are sane and funny and clever. Thanks for the return of a measure of my sanity. Perspective is everything.

  7. adamrocks permalink
    May 20, 2009 12:53 pm

    oh gosh leave the guy alone. important thing is.. HE’S AWESOME! i<3ADAM!

  8. Cyndi permalink
    May 19, 2009 12:32 pm

    Yes, there is no doubt Adam has gained weight – he’s turning into a tub of goo. And the makeup thing is this: He wears makeup to cover his freckles, not pimples. But he probably does get pimples from all the makeup. And he dyes his hair black. If you’ve seen his childhood pics, Adam is a freckle-faced, natural blonde. This says to me he is uncomfortable in his own skin. So he’s always playing a role -not just when he is on stage.

  9. cimi permalink
    May 17, 2009 1:17 am

    “1..2….we’re done..” so freaking funny. I hope adam laughs right along with them. And yes, I love everything Adam!

  10. Whisper In The Wind permalink
    May 12, 2009 4:20 pm

    If you click twice to get a close up you can see how cute the freckles are on his back. How can one human being possess so much cuteness? How can everything about him be so damn adorable? It’s incredible how cute he is. And I’d be willing to bet $100 every single person above that said he was “fat” or “better lay off the pie” has an ass so wide people run when they see it coming. But that’s what haters do…damn that Adam Lambert! I have so many other things to do and here I am commenting on how cute the freckles are on his back…I have totally gone bonkers. I have a freaking case brief I need to be writing…bye haters!

  11. Bev permalink
    May 12, 2009 2:06 pm

    I don’t see anything inappropriate about the photo. I don’t know why some people feel they have to make such a big deal out of it or make nasty remarks. it’s so childish!

  12. SpinningFasterAndFasterToNowhere permalink
    May 11, 2009 2:41 am

    Glamberts been gaining weight. Glambert, you better quit getting the extra slice of pie at the mansion.

  13. chappy permalink
    May 10, 2009 10:28 pm

    I has no butt. Flat as an aspirin! He fills up his pockets with junk so that he looks like he has somewhat of a butt.

  14. elletherose permalink
    May 10, 2009 6:32 am

    Sigh. The price of fame. (Example: people who’d take a pic of your butt, that crazy shirtless girl who rushed the stage on your homecoming…) Sheesh, this is just the beginning. I’m kinda scared for him…

  15. Slashy permalink
    May 9, 2009 12:57 pm

    Better shot of Lambert’s booty:


  16. wait permalink
    May 9, 2009 12:32 pm

    WTF is that ET looking thing TOP RIGHT of the shot behind the black & white T-shirted cameraman’s neck?!

  17. Dude permalink
    May 9, 2009 12:28 pm

    Why would you post that? It’s kind of pervy LOL.

  18. May 9, 2009 3:12 am

    Damn he’s getting fat.

    • emma grace permalink
      May 9, 2009 11:25 am

      no hes not asswipe

      • Emme permalink
        May 9, 2009 11:42 am

        You’re so right emma grace! (on both the ‘asswipe’ and the ‘no he’s not’, LOL)
        Adam’s so delicious from the front view or rear view – damn, I want him bad…

        • pillowfight permalink
          May 9, 2009 11:59 am

          I’d recommend flinging yourself at him while completely naked. Men are really weak when it comes to that sort of thing. They’re usually just like, “okay, let’s do it, right here and now”.

          Good luck!

      • May 10, 2009 9:13 pm

        Yes he is an asswipe.

        And damn he’s getting porkine. Count the chins/fat rolls.

        • emma grace permalink
          May 11, 2009 3:41 pm

          shut up no hes not. count the brain cells in ur head. 1…2…all done

  19. AIFan permalink
    May 9, 2009 12:53 am

    Buttcracks in general are overrated. Even Adam’s.

  20. chipbutty permalink
    May 8, 2009 8:04 pm

    So many jokes, so little time…

  21. Emme permalink
    May 8, 2009 8:03 pm

    Love the butt!!

  22. Niftywench permalink
    May 8, 2009 7:10 pm

    LOLOLOL – you never, ever fail me, TopIdol. THANK YOU for causing me to snarf water all over the desk through my nose! 😀

  23. Bloo permalink
    May 8, 2009 6:50 pm

    Okay. That title alone is going to generate so many hits. It’s going to be hilarious.

  24. Sane Jason Fan permalink
    May 8, 2009 5:42 pm

    San Diego got a real eyeful today between Adam’s butt crack and the shirtless chick who rushed the stage while he was singing at his high school.

  25. jen permalink
    May 8, 2009 5:40 pm

    come on now, have some respect

  26. Maree permalink
    May 8, 2009 4:52 pm

    This was so not was I was expecting to see when I wandered by, LOL! And there’s definitely some, um, cleavage.

  27. jazz permalink
    May 8, 2009 4:35 pm

    You should probably take this down. It makes you look like a bit of an ass yourself, frankly.

  28. Courtney permalink
    May 8, 2009 4:16 pm

    Wow. Not gonna lie, kinda turned off…I keep forgetting how pasty he is naturally. 😦

    • TopIdol permalink
      May 8, 2009 4:18 pm

      If you click on it, you can make it bigger. And then bigger. Which I didn’t fully realize until I did it. And yeah, it was um…he almost went full-on plumber.

    • butt permalink
      May 9, 2009 12:53 pm

      Pasty + freckles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foundation overload.

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