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Hot By Default: Beware of your Fantards

May 8, 2009

I’ve been noticing some interesting trends in the search terms people use to get here all week long. And for the past several days, there has been a big uptick in search trends for one particular individual.

As the season begins to wind down and only three contestants remain standing, crazy fan behavior is going to start getting out of hand, especially with less than 2 months remaining before the Pop Tarts Tour kicks off in Portland, Oregon.

Over the course of this season, the overall leader has been Adam Lambert. Although I was regularly creeped out by the appearance of Sophia Gokey in the daily top 10 on numerous occasions, Lambert has pretty much been the overwhelming leader in TopIdol search terms. As a side note, for at least three days this week, Is Adam Lambert straight? made it to the list. Hee hee. Hee.

But back to Sophia Gokey, the deceased wife of Danny Gokey. It seems Sophia is no longer the spouse search du jour, and Danny Gokey has slipped a bit on the list, too. So if search terms are indicative of who could win Idol, and since we all know fantards desire to learn more about a contestant’s significant other, than right now I’m thinking there is the distinct possibility Danny Gokey might go home next week.

(Granted, Sophia Gokey makes frequent appearances at the bottom of the list of referral sites, as people seem to do a lot of WordPress tag searches for her, too. Okay…)

Because apparently there are a lot of women (er, cougars?) — most likely with a median age of 42.6, reported by the L.A. Times to be the median age of Idol voters — who like a challenge. A widower? That shit’s just too damn easy.

Alas. This was inevitable. But I guess that’s what you get for marrying too damn young and then like, going on American Idol right after your honeymoon.

Kris Allen made an album before Idol. But did he wear his apron?

Katy Allen. Watch yo back. The frauen are gunning for you!

Today

Search Views
kris allen wife 60
kris allen 47
adam lambert 32
top idol 18
danny gokey 18
faith builders international ministries 14
topidol 10
adam lambert blonde 10
kris allen brand new shoes 8
adam lambert confessionals 8

Yesterday

Search Views
adam lambert 320
kris allen wife 261
kris allen 206
danny gokey 86
top idol 85
topidol 63
adam lambert blonde 41
american idol theme next week 30
danny gokey scream 28
kris allen church 24
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13 Comments leave one →
  1. May 11, 2009 9:46 am

    Day-um and I thought I had some sick puppies on my site that keep searching for “Maria Rock of Love Dead” and “Saaphyris Thong”….

  2. SpinningFasterAndFasterToNowhere permalink
    May 11, 2009 2:38 am

    Oh-oh, someone better get some life insurance on the wifey. There are some crazy bee-otches out there.

  3. May 9, 2009 4:47 pm

    Wow, that’s crazy. New shoes? interesting.

  4. pillowfight permalink
    May 9, 2009 11:51 am

    Or it could just be the 200 straight guys who watch the show and are a little lost at this point about who their favorite person remaining on the program is.

  5. Mr. Antichrist permalink
    May 9, 2009 3:21 am

    The real question should be: Is Danny Gokey Gay?

    Because, damn, this guy sure does give off a gay vibe. Maybe the douchiness is just a mask for that.

  6. May 9, 2009 3:13 am

    I wonder how many of those searchers are gay guys.

  7. AIFan permalink
    May 9, 2009 12:54 am

    I guess they are sizing up the competition

  8. chipbutty permalink
    May 8, 2009 8:07 pm

    What the f*** is wrong with these people? Who the hell searches for someone’s wife? (Actually, don’t answer that. I’ve read Idletard long enough, I’ve no idea why I’m surprised by these wackjobs.)

    Poor Mrs Allen. Run while you still have the chance!

  9. Maree permalink
    May 8, 2009 2:52 pm

    I hear women are already stripping themselves naked and throwing themselves at lambert. Can trying to off Katy Allen be far behind?

    • SpinningFasterAndFasterToNowhere permalink
      May 11, 2009 2:46 am

      “I hear women are already stripping themselves naked and throwing themselves at lambert.”

      What a wasted effort…lol

      • TopIdol permalink
        May 11, 2009 3:51 pm

        It’s kind of like giving The God Delusion to Gokey as a tour gift.

      • lili permalink
        June 3, 2009 7:20 pm

        Yeah Right! Adam Lambert rocks!

        • lili permalink
          June 3, 2009 7:21 pm

          F*** You, Adam LAmbert is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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