The next Shitty Idol Coronation Song has been announced
And yes! Shit For Brains DioGuardi helped write it, along with the phenomenal talent behind the first ever Shitty Idol Coronation Song, A Moment Like This.
This Is How I Want To Be
And Britney Spears might show up and lip sync. Yawn. You people really should have been working on securing Cher for a duet with Adam Lambert and trying to find a better song than This is The Time Now Where I Want To Be.
The contestants can rearrange the tripe, but they can’t play instruments. But hey. Look on the bright side. We don’t have to hear Gokey scream through this year’s schlocky Idol single. Sorry, dude, you finished right on the bubble. Blame Jesus for dealing you a crap hand…in the right way.
Tomorrow & Wednesday’s festivities promise to be both craptastic and endearing. I’m totally gonna bust out the Captain Morgan 100 Proof for this shit.