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Buy wedding gifts for Kris & Katy Allen

May 22, 2009

Kris Allen made an album before Idol. But did he wear his apron?

Since your average crazy Idol fan loves to give their favorite contestant gifts, let’s help them out.

You can buy wedding gifts up to a couple’s first anniversary, which means gift registries typically are accessible up to a year after a wedding! And not everything on Kris & Katy Allen’s Bed Bath & Beyond registry was purchased, so come on, you know you want to, you crazy Kris fantards…you totally know you do. You’re already grabbing for your credit card so don’t deny it!

You can even buy identical products for yourself, so you, too, can have a kitchen stocked like the young Allen couple.

You can also decorate your house in Pottery Barn just like the Allens!

And add in those other necessities from Target! Like panties! And while Mrs. Allen only asked for one, she got TWO of a mesh-thong 3-pack.

GOM THONG S 3PK ANGEL PINK MESH, GILLIGAN & O, ANGEL PINK, SMALL

item #022-03-3701

I think it looked something like this:

From Kris & Katy Allen's Target Registry

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12 Comments leave one →
  1. May 25, 2009 8:10 pm

    TMZ picked this up:

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/25/kris-allen-name-that-thong/

    • TopIdol permalink
      May 25, 2009 8:45 pm

      I know…I’m so pissed. Credit, dammit, credit. I want the hits.

      Bastards.

  2. Jackie permalink
    May 23, 2009 10:18 pm

    HHAAA. this is hilarious. I really wonder if people will buy them more stuff. Not like they need it, of course.

  3. cherie permalink
    May 23, 2009 12:30 am

    yoyoyo. check out the interview with larry king. danny seems like a total douche.

    starting at :43 seconds in

    • Mr. Antichrist permalink
      May 23, 2009 5:46 am

      Damn, Larry King just looks younger and younger every year.

      • Mark permalink
        May 23, 2009 11:11 am

        Mr. Antichrist: Good one! LOL.

        Cherie: Yes, I agree. Danny is a pompous prick.

    • deez permalink
      May 23, 2009 11:57 am

      HBD calling Douchey a “jerk” prob just caused a bump in his itunes sales. Way to go!!!! I’ve been waiting to hear those words publicly from another contestant for weeks. Good times.

      • Andrea permalink
        May 23, 2009 11:08 pm

        That was the best part in a mostly awkward, juvenile interview. And no, HBD calling Douche a jerk was not juvenile. It was timely.

  4. TopIdol permalink
    May 22, 2009 11:22 pm

    Yes! Someone has already bought them the Cuisinart Coffeemaker!!

  5. Jennifer permalink
    May 22, 2009 8:56 pm

    OH NO YOU DID NOT!

    (And I am so glad you did!)

  6. May 22, 2009 8:42 pm

    Now how did they know way back then that Adam would want those thongs!

  7. AIFan permalink
    May 22, 2009 7:42 pm

    You are so evil, lol. Now they’ll have to rent TWO U-Hauls to move all that crap to LA.

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