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Kris Allen’s wife almost looks cool!

May 26, 2009

I’ve given my fair-share of hell to M.R.S. Allen, mainly because she looks so damn dull. And blond…and a bit stuck-up. Oh yeah, and dull.

However, reader Cherie sent in this pic which makes me almost like her. Well, at least for now, or maybe the next hour?

Not only does she sometimes sit totally un-ladylike, she’s also playing VIDEO GAMES. And I think they’re playing video games during a BIBLE STUDY! (I only think its a bible study b/c it looks like the dude in the back has a bible, so…) And…is he touching her knee in a godly way…while they play video games during a bible study?

Gokey would never do that shit.

(I have no idea what the dude on the left is doing, do you?)

Kris Allen's wife sits un-ladylike and plays video games

17 Comments leave one →
  1. February 8, 2010 4:39 pm

    if kriss read thiss iwant to tell him ilove you so much sooooooooooooooooooooooo much. do you know? iwatch you from egypt. ihave all you picture every night idreem you com to my house and talk to me really ilove you and iwant from you to com and visit the way, you are beutifull in every where and every time

  2. LeighKat permalink
    October 27, 2009 11:37 am

    Just reading these older posts and I am baffled as to why there are so many “defensive” comments? It was a meant to be funny!

  3. summer permalink
    May 29, 2009 1:12 am

    where did you get this? what site? pls rep. have been looking for kris’ personal photos everywhere.

    • Allie permalink
      May 30, 2009 12:39 pm

      If Kris read this comment, it would scare the shit out of him! 😛

  4. Tina permalink
    May 28, 2009 1:59 am

    And finally, have you paid for this picture?

    So pay. The couple is just starting a living.

  5. Tina permalink
    May 28, 2009 1:56 am

    1. The place was to crowded.

    2. The space was not comfy. So you would do everything to get comfortable.

    3. They’re killing time.

    4. She’s his gf. So WTF?

    5. She’s not in fetal or back-ridding position.

    6. Where’s the nudity?

    Gosh…. even with clothes, they were so HOT HOT HOT.

    MY POINT: So what? She never said that SHE’S A SAINT. DANG IT.

    KATY!!!!!!!!! I’M LESBIAN FOR YOU!

  6. jill permalink
    May 27, 2009 2:07 pm

    what’s the big deal about video game bible studies? it’s completely normal.

    and yes, people in arkansas do sit around and read biographies on bruce campbell. all of these things are what everyone of you have done with any of your friends. NORMAL. completely.

    another sidenote, i know all of these people and if you ever have the chance to get invited to one of their video game bible studies, you will realize they are probably some of the funniest people you will ever meet in your life. it’s a fact. all of you guys come to arkie and we will show you the best time of your life.

  7. Liz permalink
    May 27, 2009 2:00 pm

    Aww, they’re cute. Luckily, Kris doesn’t seem to have that many frauen. Otherwise, Mrs. Allen has a hard time ahead of her.

    Oh, and didn’t Michael Johns have a wife last year? And Bo Bice had one, right? I don’t remember there being so much of a fuss about them.

  8. michael permalink
    May 27, 2009 1:00 pm

    im the guy on the left. this picture is from at least 2 years ago. its not a bible study, but most of these people were in the chi alpha campus ministry. we’re just having a good time hanging out thats all. (the book the guy in the back is holding is a biography on bruce campbell). the website im sure is just someones facebook.

    • TopIdol permalink
      May 27, 2009 2:17 pm

      Is it the Bruce Campbell autobiography? SWEET.

      I love Bruce Campbell. And yes, I just like to have fun when I post, so I hope you got the humor 🙂

  9. Rodel permalink
    May 27, 2009 2:07 am



  10. Chefshortz permalink
    May 27, 2009 12:00 am

    That lady in the background looks like Adam Lambert’s mom trying to choke herself with her own necklace.

  11. Deez permalink
    May 26, 2009 11:35 pm

    “The bride is a summa cum laude graduate of the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville with a bachelor’s degree in marketing management. She was vice president of membership recruitment management for Alpha Omicron Pi and the 2007 homecoming queen. She is a sales support specialist for Acxiom Corp.”

    I copied this from IDF, it answers the “does she have a job” question.
    I guess she has a good head on her shoulders(although I still don’t know why she needs headshots to be a sales support specialist). Maybe she can beat crazy tards over the head with a big stack of them when they try to deliver HBD pizzas and whatnot.

  12. cherie permalink
    May 26, 2009 9:16 pm

    Haha, you should see the other personal pictures on the website where that link came from. There’s a bunch of interesting ones of Kris.

    • TopIdol permalink
      May 26, 2009 9:23 pm

      I was just on that site, in fact, I had gotten a bunch from there before but there are definitely new ones.

      I love his big black friend. Seriously. That guy is awesome. I love the photos of him.

    • Holeigh permalink
      May 27, 2009 12:10 pm

      Any hints as to what this website is? Haha.

  13. Jamie permalink
    May 26, 2009 9:01 pm

    SO what? People have lives! Who cares!

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