SYTYCD Top 18 Results: Killing off Brunettes One-By-One
So I saw the opening Mia Michaels dance to Stevie Wonder’s Higher Ground. The androgyny of the costumes was pleasant, solely for the fact I could not immediately pick out Kayla and her Hot Mess Face, however, the henna tattoo shit everyone was sporting was way too Mike Tyson for me. Come on, you know you were thinking the same damn thing.
Then I saw Caitlin & Jason go to the Bottom 3. And that one couple I liked was safe. Yay! Caitlin is in the Bottom 3!
And then I fell asleep. On my sofa. And I haven’t looked at the results yet but I may as well do that now.
I now hate this show. They have eliminated Max and Ashley, putting Hot Mess and Kupono together next week. This takes away all the joy of having Hot Mess in the Bottom 3. Kupono and Hot Pink Mess are the judge’s wet dream.
Nice job, SYTYCD, killing off another brunette. Ade’s Pick and myself are NOT pleased.
Who else misses last season?? Cat Deeley, use your magical goddess powers and bring back last season’s contestants!