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Ga Ga for Gokey: Yes. These people actually submitted this crap for public consumption

June 28, 2009

Sometimes, Google Alerts just brings me such goodness. Like a 63+ photo gallery from the Dallas Fox Affiliate where people express how Ga-Ga they are for Danny Gokey.

Now let’s gear up for the American Idol Tour! It starts a week from tomorrow in Portland, OR. If you’re going or you’re anywhere nearby, make sure to bring your cameras and take a lot of pics. You know I just LOVE photos.

Gokeylicious...

While those girls must have posed for such nonsense in a photo booth, they at least typed in Gokeylicious for the banner. Other fans, however, consider the mere act of needing eyewear to be proof of their dedication to Dead Wife Guy.

Danny Gokey fan...because she wears glasses

This made me think of Adam Sandlers Lunch Lady Song. Sloppy Joe / Slop-slop-sloppy Joe…

Lunch Ladies for Danny Gokey

This woman is oh-so proud her infant daughter’s name is Sophia. Please-oh-please say she didn’t change it when she discovered Gokey.

This Gokey fan's daughter is named Sophia

And this is just not cool. I believe this might be a form of whoring out your kid for your own (perceived) benefit.

Daughter of a Danny Gokey Fan: Cruelty to children?

And what district-approved lesson plan was this crap on? If these are any of your kids, I would go to the next school board meeting and make your voice heard.

What about the children??

I’m all for making one’s workspace at the office a bit more personal, but…

How not to decorate one's personal workspace

This girl totally slacks in the realm of Tard Sign Design. Dull markers? NO GLITTER????

Sad Tard Signs with no glitter

And speaking of other not-so-good homemade shirts…

Piss poor homemade Gokey sweatshirt

This one is also exquisite. I would also like to send her a case of V05 Hot Oil Treatment.

Horrible homemade Gokey t-shirt

And while I am soooooo against any form of bullying EVER, I really hope this girl caught tons of hell for doing this to her locker. If I were a school official, I would have forced her to remove this shit by 2nd period.

Saved By The Bell -- The Gokey Tard Version

Go check out the rest of the gallery for yourself! Hopefully, it will just keep growing once the tour kicks off. Whoo hoo!

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Deez permalink
    June 29, 2009 4:53 pm

    Are you sure the 2nd pic isn’t Gokey in drag??

  2. dukie permalink
    June 29, 2009 7:55 am

    VO5 hot oil treatment . . . is that shit still around?? Pictures like this just reconfirm that people have lost their ever-loving minds.

  3. June 28, 2009 10:15 pm

    Jesus fuck.

    • TopIdol permalink
      June 28, 2009 10:34 pm

      I have a few more đŸ™‚ Shall I post them?

  4. June 28, 2009 1:54 pm

    OMG, that tshirt – that is child abuse. Disgusting.

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