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Kradam’s love might save the world, but not the lives of pop culture royalty

June 28, 2009

According to Marc Malkin of E!, Kris Allen and Adam Lambert want to record together.

I can’t help but like this Kradam. They pretty much represent my beliefs. It’s a shame more people can’t think this way, because maybe, just maybe, people would be able to get along if sexuality didn’t matter and hey, why not joke about it?

No surprise, but the American Idol winner and runner-up have become as tight as any two best friends could be. So, just how close are they?

They both laugh when I ask Allen if Lambert is his “closest gay.”

“As much time as we spend together, I would probably say so,” Allen said.

And it works both ways. “He’s definitely becoming my closest straight,” Lambert said. “That’s something I am trying to get across—that it doesn’t frickin’ matter. Just like when people were dealing with race relations. The moment we started getting over it as a society was the moment we stopped paying attention to the differences and paid attention to the similarities.

He continued, “People get so scared and uncomfortable with the ways in which they are different. I think it’s a testament to Kris that he’s completely comfortable in his own skin, comfortable with his sexuality. He’s a straight man, he’s married, and it’s not threatening for him to be friends with a gay guy.”

Or as the more reserved Allen put it, “That’s what’s wrong with the world. Why can’t everyone just get along?”

YES! Why don’t we all just get along?

Granted, the world is pretty much a mess right now. It won’t stop raining where I live. All these pop cultural icons keep getting bumped off. Jesus, I had no idea the King of Pop AND the King of Infomercials would be knocked off within a few days of each other…right after the King of White Dude Kung Fu, the King of the Sidekicks AND the the Queen of 1970s TV Hot Chicks.

Although I do take some solace knowing Abe Vigoda is laughing his ass off right now.

And I’m kind of sad Jon & Kate Gosselin and those Speidi people are walking around unscathed. Come on! When does the Grim Reaper come for the Kings & Queens of Reality Whoredom. And what about the self-proclaimed Queen of all Media — Perez Hilton? Oh hell, keep him around, especially since he keeps killing his career with each passing day and it’s just so so gratifying to watch.

Meanwhile, its still a big clusterfuck in Iran, and people are still getting killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. Sudan…the Niger River Delta…the mystery of Air France 447, And the whole North Korea with Nukes thing…

I mean, for chrissake, I have my own crap to deal with, don’t you? This is getting stressful.

Maybe they should send Kradam in to deal with the serious shit. For all we know, Kim Jong-il’s jamming out to No Boundaries right now to gear up for a possible invasion of South Korea.

Better yet, send Kradam, Obama and Captain Sully in to just fix all the messiness of the world.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. July 2, 2009 2:56 pm

    Eight Reasons Jon and Kate need a structured separation

    http://thinkpoint.wordpress.com/2009/06/28/jon-and-kate-need-a-structured-separation/

  2. Deez permalink
    June 29, 2009 4:47 pm

    “Better yet, send Kradam, Obama and Captain Sully in to just fix all the messiness of the world.”

    Kradobamully???

  3. isaaaaaaa permalink
    June 29, 2009 2:50 am

    kradam beats cake, cookleta, mavid, cluben (?), what have you.

  4. damitman permalink
    June 28, 2009 6:26 pm

    lol thats cute! any so true!

  5. cimi permalink
    June 28, 2009 6:13 pm

    You make me laugh… thanks.

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