Skip to content

More Ga-Ga for Gokey Pics: Possible Animal Cruelty?

June 28, 2009

If you enjoyed today’s earlier round of Ga Ga for Gokey pics, you’ll certainly be thrilled with this second installment of awe-inspiring wonderment.

Let’s start off with a Tard Car AND passengers in a Tard Car.

Gokey Tard Car from Hartford, CT

Side shot of Gokey Tard Car

Women in a Danny Gokey Tard Car

Now this next one is curious. I think it involved another one of those school projects. I really need to attend one of these school board meetings now, don’t I?

Gokey 6:66 Plant a Gokey Tard and it shall grow

Here is a girl who made some Gokey Tard Art, however, I think it may be in jest? She’s not a bad artist and she is wearing one of those kick ass Wolf Howling At the Moon t-shirts.

Girl in wolf t-shirt with Danny Gokey drawing

Here is a girl who loves Danny Gokey. And animals. Her cat and ferret(?) are currently plotting their escape from their master’s Gokey Lair.

Danny Gokey fan torturing ferret-like animal

Danny Gokey fan with ferret

This poor cat hates Danny Gokey

Now here is a closeup of one of those homemade Danny Gokey t-shirts. And as any good Gokey fan knows, you gotta wear it with a large cross or crucifix.

Homemade Danny Gokey t-shirt with matching cross

And let’s finish off with a homemade Danny Gokey handpuppet, shall we? Sniff, sniff. It makes me miss the days of Mr. Garrison’s Mr. Hand! Everything was so much simpler back then.

Girl with Danny Gokey handpuppet

14 Comments leave one →
  1. badmood permalink
    July 1, 2009 2:27 pm

    Oh lawd. I hope the bulk of obligatory AI pasty-housewife crazy fans/stalkers went to Gokey. It would cap off the end of the season’s sweet, sweet justice!

    • TopIdol permalink
      July 1, 2009 2:54 pm

      I think he adores the crazies in his fraudom, he plays up to them via Twitter. Danny Gokey was tailor-made for the fraus/tards. They will have a long and fulfilling symbiotic relationship.

      However, I think Lambert’s already getting the full brunt of the lunatic force.

  2. Sarah permalink
    June 29, 2009 8:20 pm

    These people make me want to cry for America. And hit my head repeatedly on a wall.

  3. AIFan permalink
    June 29, 2009 10:03 am

    Someone needs to call ASPCA ! This woman is abusing poor, defenseless animals !

    • Deez permalink
      June 29, 2009 5:00 pm

      Really? I think she needs to go the extra mile and fashion them some tiny lil’ specs.

    • Deez permalink
      June 29, 2009 5:01 pm

      Oh…and also some styling gel and ugly vests.

  4. June 29, 2009 8:23 am

    That Gokey puppet is disturbing. And that poor poor skunk.

    • TopIdol permalink
      June 29, 2009 12:05 pm

      So skunks are pets now, huh? I guess you get their spray functionality disabled. Which is a shame really, b/c that poor skunk needs to spray that woman.

  5. MirandaDawn permalink
    June 29, 2009 7:25 am

    Isn’t that a Skunk in the first animal photo? That is the only creature in the world that I would believe could relate to Gokey but even he seems miserable being forced to tard over him.

  6. June 28, 2009 11:15 pm


  7. June 28, 2009 11:15 pm


    Shame on you, that’s it, no more mayoreos for you! *sulks*

    • TopIdol permalink
      June 28, 2009 11:24 pm

      I didn’t hide them. They came up in Google Alerts. PEOPLE SENT THEM IN!!!

      There are more. There were 63 when I last checked.

      And nothing tops that dented ass moldy cake you posted the other day as far as current tard creations go. Nothing. Blech…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: