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American Idol Tour Program — Portrait Pages

July 11, 2009

Figured I would break these down into logical sections. Here are some of the “portraits” featured in the American Idol Tour Program (which costs $25)

Kris Allen -- American Idol Tour Program

Adam Lambert -- American Idol Tour Program

EEEEK!!! EEEEK!!! I do not like it when Gokey smolders.

Danny Gokey -- American Idol Tour Program

Allison Iraheta -- American Idol Tour Program

Look how smooth that forehead looks! Sniff, sniff! Bad photo retouchers…BAD!!!

Matt Giraud -- American Idol Tour Program

Good photo of Anoop!

Anoop Desai -- American Idol Tour Program

What happened to her weave?

Lil Rounds -- American Idol Tour Program

Looks like Blind Guy got the shaft again. Poor dude. (Or the person just didn’t scan him, which still means he kind of got the shaft.)

Now isn’t SHE beautiful? Love how her and Lambert used the mic in such a suggestive manner…how very phallic, no?

Megan Joy -- American Idol Tour Program

I bet there is someone else on the tour who loves this last photo in a godly way, don’t you?

Michael Sarver -- American Idol Tour Program

And here are some other assorted shots which would kind of fall under the portrait category…maybe…kind of?

Images from AI Tour Program (Kris Allen, Michael Sarver)

Images from AI Tour Program (Danny Gokey)

Images from AI Tour Program (Adam Lambert, Megan Joy)

Images from AI Tour Program (Allison Iraheta, Anoop Desai, Megan Joy)

And a couple of group-split-into-2 shots, which I imagine face each other in the actual program.

Scott MacIntyre, Danny Gokey, Megan Joy, Michael Sarver, Anoop Desai

Allison Iraheta, Matt Giraud, Lil Rounds, Adam Lambert

7 Comments leave one →
  1. Karen permalink
    July 15, 2009 10:35 am

    Yes, Megan is a beautiful girl, but she ruined it by tatoos.

  2. badmood permalink
    July 15, 2009 9:18 am

    Megan is so beautiful. It’s the only way she got her mileage on the show, I hardly doubt they were actually going to start being interested in unconventional voices for Idol.

    I wonder though since I haven’t watched more seasons, is she not the prettiest contestant they’ve ever had? I’ve heard Carrie for comparison, but I still think Megan would win out. Just something I’ve been curious about.

  3. Cokoh (I'm Cokoh; nuts for you) permalink
    July 12, 2009 10:39 pm

    OMG! They totally removed Matt Giraud’s boil/pimple/tilaka/whatever that dot was on his forehead.

    Megan Joy is frickin’ gorgeous. She needs to model or go into acting or do something!

    I like Lil when she has short hair. It’s more distinct that way. Also, did you notice that she started getting bad critiques when she wore a weave?

    I don’t like Danny’s picture.

  4. Emme permalink
    July 12, 2009 1:23 pm

    Adam looks downright delicious in those photos…but 25 dollars – really!? …so what’s that, like 45 bucks canadian?

  5. July 11, 2009 9:28 pm

    Yep, gonna have the Gokey nightmares tonight. Only this time they will be “Smoldering” Gokey nightmares. **shudder**

    Mormon Joy looks wicked hawt.

  6. SpiningFasterAndFasterToNoWhere permalink
    July 11, 2009 8:52 pm

    My friend got some of the Idols to sign her book.

  7. SpiningFasterAndFasterToNoWhere permalink
    July 11, 2009 8:39 pm

    My friend bought one of those books at the concert.

    On the page where the Idols want to thank people the Christians; Scott, Michael, Kris, Matt and Lil Thank God first and foremost…DANNY waits till the bottom and thanks HIS CHURCH (run by Pastor Rolex) then God.

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