The Sunday Fan Special: Cringeworthy musings about Danny Gokey
Gokey fans don’t seem to do as much minor photo editing / GIF creation / as do those Lambert fans. A lot of their work seems to be those message board signatures, Blingees, et al.
But come on! Why are you making signatures featuring his DECEASED WIFE??? Who are you people?
They also seem to uncover A LOT of pre-Idol photos of the guy, which are probably posted on their fan boards by unscrupulous family members, maybe one of those cousins-by-marriage, perhaps?
Maybe these were posted on a public profile, who knows. But they’re getting really excited about some photos found maybe on a friend or family member’s public social networking profile? No clue. Anyway…
However, we’ll come back to those. Let’s truly begin the festivities with an LOLGokey, shall we?
And some commentary…
SOTD Salt n Pepa “Shoop”
Brother wanna thank ya momma for a butt like that *chair dance*
I’ve rarely come across a man that wears jeans quite so well as one Mr Gokey.
Plus that red shirt he’s sporting with the short sleeves and the scandalous arm candy? Really should come with some sort of health warning.
Red shirt, you ask? She was talking about this photo (and others) taken during a recent performance:
In response to some of Gokey’s recent Tour performances, his fans are going a bit crazy. It seems he’s been straddling mic stands (Although this does not constitute “pole dancing”, sorry, ladies. It is a mic stand. Not a pole.) and at one point ripped off his shirt?
You may remember DCFreak. She is an expert Gokeyologist.
Y’know…at first I felt a little guilty posting in this thread…Danny being in love with his wife still, and being a church boy and all that…but we’ve been getting bolder and bolder lately, and Danny is totally asking for it, with his flirty comments on twitter, his chains, his shirt-removing onstage, his pole-dancing, his sexy moves, and his ~suggestive~ funny twitter photo. He probably lurks here and loves every second of it! As his confidence as a performer grows, I think he’s begnning to realize that he’s good looking and sexy. I don’t think he thought he was very sexy 6 months ago when we first saw him. But he is SO WRONG! The boy’s been bringing the sexy in a big way, and we’re just responding in kind.
Anyway, I have no idea how this woman found these vacation photos…taken nearly a year ago. I’m sure the guy needed a vacation at that point, ya know, but um…how the hell did they end up in the hands of his fans? Because then they are put out there for everyone to see…including assholes like me.
Yes, all of us haters out there. Well, we won’t be able to control ourselves when we look at these in the eyes of a rabid Gokey fan.
He has just the right amount of chest hair. His build is perfect here. Not too buff and built, a little soft, but very, very nice.
I love the way his arms look now, but if he took his shirt off, I’m afraid he might be getting a six-pack now, and me no likey Danny with a six pack.
The haters? They’ll probably drool all over their keyboard, and then upload and print them to stare at before bed every night or even make a screensaver that they’ll change back to a KRADAM one when their Danny-hating friends come over.
Or if their friends catch them with the pictures, they’ll just tell them they’re making a dartboard.
I don’t know if it exactly does the guy a service when you’re posting DATED photos of him kicking it shirtless on vacation (and/or church outing?) just so you can drool all over his guns and chest hair. (And plus…since they are dated, there are going to be a lot of people who will look at these in a certain negative context.)
I have no idea where they found these. But they like to talk about his arms a lot, you know…the arm porn.
Uh…again with the chest hair?
These were taken last summer, around the time he auditioned.
He looks yummy and has the perfect amount of chest hair.
Yes, yes. All well and good. Nothing I haven’t heard before come out of you people, however…I’m still stuck on something…
At what show did this man rip off his shirt on stage? And why? And to what song?