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A View to a Douche: Constantine Maroulis on The View

August 1, 2009

To promote the Broadway shit show known as Rock of Ages, and perhaps because it is summer and there weren’t many people around to book, the ladies on The View decided to allow Constantine Maroulis to share their couch for a few minutes.

Being a consummate douchebag, of course, American Idol’s King of Grease & VD was unable to wear socks for the occasion.

Constantine Maroulis takes his greasy douchiness to The View

If you can stomach the 6 minute clip, it is worth watching to see Barbara Walters and Whoppi Goldberg’s obvious disdain. Idiot Hasselbeck doesn’t say much, but I don’t think she was impressed, either. Sheri Sheppard pretends to be a fan, or maybe she is a fan, no clue, but she’s the only one who even musters any (faux?) enthusiasm for having this douchebag on the show. He also manages to come off as, well, a complete douche. A complete douche who honestly believes he is CHARMING. You can meet these guys in any bar any night of the week, but they probably have the decency to wear socks with their leather shoes.

10 Comments leave one →
  1. August 8, 2009 11:01 pm

    bettygrl = Cheryl Douche. Shouldn’t you be terrorizing 6-year-olds somewhere, Cheryl?

  2. Trish permalink
    August 4, 2009 9:52 am

    Er, never been a fan of “Connie” but never expended enough energy to be offended by him either. Honestly, I didn’t think he came off badly here at all. I mean Bobwa Walters essentially dissed him to his face (citing only Simon’s criticism and none of the nice things he did occasionally say), and the dude remained professional. What struck me, however, was how much his storyline is similar to Adam Lambert’s. Neither one ever seemed like an authentic (whatever that means) rocker to me, but they’re both very talented. And, yeah, the sockless thing is very high couture. Not my thing, but whatevs.

  3. Mary permalink
    August 3, 2009 11:43 pm

    Constantine is wearing a John Varvatos Designer Suit.

    Sockless is Varvatos’ signature.

    You’re dissing John not Constantine.

    • August 4, 2009 12:25 am

      He’s not going to fuck you unless you’re underaged and bent over a sink.

      You = FAIL.

      • bookdawg permalink
        August 4, 2009 3:26 pm

        Who…John Varvatos?

        Methinks Mary’s a Vavartostard!

    • August 8, 2009 11:03 pm

      No, we’re dissing Constantine for being a fucking poseur. I don’t give a shit “who” he’s wearing, he looks like an asshat. He’s a douchebag and when he tries to look trendy, he just looks even stupider than he usually does.

      • TopIdol permalink
        August 8, 2009 11:42 pm

        BITCH DON’T YOU EVER!!!!! 🙂

  4. bettygrl permalink
    August 3, 2009 10:01 pm

    I’ve always adored him- still do.
    How wonderful to hear that he was on the view.
    Thanks for the clip!!!!!!!

  5. SpinningFasterAndFasterToNoWhere permalink
    August 3, 2009 5:11 am

    I always hated him.

    He actually thinks he was the first ‘rawker’ on Idol…lol That was Bo.

    This greaseball was not a rocker…he was a cheesy sleazeball on Idol.

  6. deez permalink
    August 1, 2009 10:43 pm

    Oh wow. I really have nothing to say. I couldn’t bring myself to actually watch it. (if a picture is worth a thousand words, I just saved myself listening to some really incomparable douchebaggage )

    The bare ankles were good for several seconds of sustained laughter. For that, I thank you.

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