Adam Lambert fans — redefinining “Inappropriate Fan Behavior”
Billed as a family-friendly event, the American Idol tour is fast becoming a smut-infested den of debauchery and D-cups.
Hmmm…where shall we begin? Let’s start by discussing the peen videos.
A contingency of Adam Lambert fans (aka Glamberts) are obsessed with his penis.
The revelation is not at all shocking, as it is quite common in ALL Idol fandoms (I once read the phrase toe porn on a David Cook website after a few people took a photo of him in sandels, I presume) to obsess over such things.
Because personal HD video cameras are becoming more and more common these days, it was inevitable the “quality” of such material would…improve?
I cannot say I watched this entire thing, as I just opened it up in another window and went back to it periodically throughout the 3:32. I suppose it is much more entertaining if you’re a Glambert, mainly because I don’t ever really think about Adam Lambert’s peen.
I can also only imagine it is the sweet peen inspiration (and this girl’s photo) which will ensure Lambert will be signing lots of breasts for the rest of his summer.
PSST, Rickey! She’s wearing one of your shirts!!
At least she had the decency to keep her shirt on…I’m sure others will um, yeah…
Perhaps they’re the same people who find it perfectly okay to toss up sex toys on stage when the guy is performing with a minor?
Poor La Princesa del Mariachi. It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye, people. La Princesa is picking up PINK FLOGGERS while on stage. Hell, the poor girl nearly slipped in her stilettos on the goddamned PIRATE BRA (I believe it’s the bright green one visible at the edge of the stage, as you can also see the other bras lying around up there, too.)
If any of you whack jobs inadvertently injure the precious La Princesa del Mariachi with one of your cheesy pink sex toys or DD bras, I will cut you. And my (tiny but all-powerful) legion of TopIdol readers with help me unleash hell on your freak asses. If you guys try and fight back with your pink floggers, bedazzled Miracle Bras and your homemade glitter shanks, I promise you will be defeated.