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No Boundaries: Crazy Woman Tried Giving Kris Allen Tongue

August 9, 2009

This is one of the best local affiliate Idol interviews I have ever seen. (BIG KUDOS to Yuppie, who brought over this PRICELESS piece of local Phoenix fluff journalism for all of us to admire.)

Ignore Danny Gokey and this nonsense about how much he loves being pampered. Some other people talk, but I totally tuned out Lil Rounds, although I really want to hear what her weave has to say.

Things get good when Kris Allen is asked about the craziest fan behavior he’s experienced. Seems some batshit crazy woman approached him for a photo and then stuck her tongue down his throat.

All during a dinner with his wife, his parents, and Adam Lambert & family. (More detail is given in the RAW VIDEO of the interviews, which will start up right after the package ends.)

HBD says he ran like crazy. Which is good, HBD needs to keep running, running as far and as fast away from these lunatics as he possibly can.

Oh. And some Glambert yaps about being a COUGAR. Right now, cougars are offing themselves in the world’s jungles because they don’t like sharing a name with these whack jobs. If you’re older than 40, think about next year’s endangered species list the next time you’re stenciling a poster board sign, spraying blue shit in your hair and bedazzling a black t-shirt or any other activities of the ilk.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. deez permalink
    August 9, 2009 1:01 pm

    I think these guys feel like they need to endure the crazy to maintain some popularity; however, Daughtry, who is the most successful of the former male “heart-throbs” so far, is the one who seems to have distanced himself the most from the AI fangroups.

  2. d. b. cooper permalink
    August 9, 2009 3:09 am

    Yetta Gibson seems fixated on crazy fandom, maybe she should start a blog…

    “HBD says he ran like crazy. Which is good, HBD needs to keep running, running as far and as fast away from these lunatics as he possibly can.”

    They’ll be a consistent annoyance.

    or

    They will ruin his career and make his life a hell not worth living. A trap where he depends on them for sustenance and all they provide is sand. A wasteland where nothing of value, spiritual or physical, can grow and be nurtured, and where good things go to die.

    probably the second thing

    • d. b. cooper permalink
      August 9, 2009 3:12 am

      Unless he runs, far and fast and with the utmost urgency.

  3. yuppie permalink
    August 9, 2009 2:52 am

    What? No hat-tip? 😉

    • yuppie permalink
      August 9, 2009 3:03 am

      You can delete these comments now that you have given me rightful credit! LOL

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