Claymate Cars Happen in REAL LIFE
Courtney, a gorgeous up-and-coming dancer from Indiana who reads my shit blog/Twitter gave me a most beautiful gift this morning.
You see, Courtney began her day innocently enough at her local Starbucks. As she was driving through to retrieve her latte, lo and behold what was in front of her.
Yup. A TARD CAR. A CLAYTARD CAR. A CLAYMATE WENT TO A STARBUCKS TODAY IN HER CLAYTARD CAR!!!
I’ve never actually SEEN such a thing while in my natural habitat, have you? Like I’ve never been innocently going about my daily business and actually seen a real-life tard car, or tard in puffy paint splendor outside of the Idol show I attended on Tuesday evening, the David Cook show in Northampton and the Top 5 American Idol rehearsal show back in April.
I sort of thought this shit was like Sasquatch. Or Nessie. Chupacabra. And then Courtney sends me a photo of one she was actually DRIVING BEHIND to get her morning coffee.
Talk about a fraking wake up call. You want a Measure of a Man in your Frappucino? Yeah, that was a really dumb joke, but it’s the only Clay Aiken song I know and it’s after 6pm on a Friday.