David Cook might be dating a model (According to Page Six)
I’m sure she’s already been harassed by a handful (well, at least one) of whack jobs who have declared her a Jezebel, you know what a Jezebel is, right — One of those home-wrecking, husband-stealing tramps!
I sincerely hope Ms. Johnston has already made all of her those pesky online profiles private. Good girl! Her MySpace is already on lockdown.
Godspeed, Kimberly, godspeed. To quote at favorite song of my adolescence, don’t let the bastards bring you down.