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David Cook might be dating a model (According to Page Six)

August 21, 2009

Kimberly Johnston -- Model -- Atlanta, GA

I already feel bad for Kimberly Johnston, a 35-year-old model from Atlanta, Georgia. If it’s true she is dating David Cook, as the New York Post recently reported on Page Six, well then…

I’m sure she’s already been harassed by a handful (well, at least one) of whack jobs who have declared her a Jezebel, you know what a Jezebel is, right — One of those home-wrecking, husband-stealing tramps!

I sincerely hope Ms. Johnston has already made all of her those pesky online profiles private. Good girl! Her MySpace is already on lockdown.

Godspeed, Kimberly, godspeed. To quote at favorite song of my adolescence, don’t let the bastards bring you down.

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11 Comments leave one →
  1. August 31, 2009 4:22 pm

    Lucky David Cook šŸ™‚

  2. Lil Lulu permalink
    August 21, 2009 9:59 am

    I thought Cook was dating some “scene queen.”

  3. d. b. cooper permalink
    August 21, 2009 3:04 am

    Homeboy sure likes them skanky. I bet her forehead game is off the hook though.

    • TopIdol permalink
      August 21, 2009 3:39 am

      Hey, D.B. — I think you’ll LOVE this šŸ™‚

      http://twitter.com/brin248/status/3445372053

      • d. b. cooper permalink
        August 21, 2009 3:55 am

        Wowsers, this woman is dedicating her entire life to continuing to vote for an American Idol months after he’s left the show.

        “Entitlement is not sexy” – Brin248, twatted to 7 (seven!) different people.

  4. Isidra permalink
    August 21, 2009 2:21 am

    She’s 35? I only wish I’d look that good.

    They’re going to HATE her. Poor girl.

  5. Jenna permalink
    August 21, 2009 12:36 am

    Too late! She already friended krunk jess on myspace.

    • August 21, 2009 12:47 am

      Oh boy…..she’s going to regret friending frauen.

      • TopIdol permalink
        August 21, 2009 1:18 am

        She does remind me of a healthy Lindsay Lohan, too.

        And now she’s gonna meet a bunch of Mean Girls. Or Mean Nanas.

  6. August 21, 2009 12:30 am

    You hater homophobe, you!

    She looks like a non meth addled LiLo. Every time I see a photo of her I think LiLo cleaned up her act.

    Hey hopefully they’re happy together and now have the sense to NOT READ A THING ONLINE.

    Good luck Kimberly, and do not befriend any online ever again now.

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