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Yes, I see you: The Adam Lambert Eyes Tattoo

August 23, 2009

Last season, I was in serious disbelief when I saw evidence of Idol fans getting tattoos of their favorite contestant.

Tattoos are…permanent. I should know, as I still have to get this white trash looking fish on the back of my shoulder transformed into something I hate being visible. (Hey, picking a colorful fish off the wall seemed like a great idea when I was 17 and spring breaking in South Padre Island!)

I probably won’t ever receive statistical confirmation regarding my hypothesis, but I’m willing to venture that Adam Lambert inspires the most tattoos among the women in his devoted fan base. And this may be one of the most intense Idol tattoos I have ever seen, it is by far the largest.

Adam Lambert Eyes Tattoo

Judging by the photo, I think this woman has had other inkwork done. This one may be adaptable into something else, perhaps, if her love for Lambert fades.

47 Comments leave one →
  1. Immafun1 permalink
    January 7, 2010 4:35 am

    I have a tat on my chest that reads, “In case of rape…. this side up”! I know… TMI!

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  3. deez permalink
    September 2, 2009 10:07 am

    OK…more Glambert nonsense. Apparently they are indignant this morning about the latest Twitter scandal: “Fartgate”

    Apparently, someone (Kris gets the blame, but I am not Twitter-literate…so I don’t know how blame is ascribed, it’s on Anoop’s Twitter page as well) made “#someonefarted” a trending topic last night. After an hour is was modified to read “#adamfarted”.

    Apparently, the bus reeked last night…Adam was sleeping, so it got blamed on him. Of course there is a feeding frenzy with anything with his name attached. So now Kris is being mean and juvenile, LOL. Man…college age guys on a bus being tasteless????NAAAWWWWW!

    But This is SERIOUS stuff you guise! Adam doesn’t fart OMG! (of course, unless the interior of the bus was covered with a slight sheen of glitter, they were probably right)

    • Claire permalink
      September 2, 2009 6:23 pm

      Ah yes, Fartgate. I read about that on The Glittery Alien from Planet Fierce’s TWoP thread. Everyone knows that farts are universally funny, but they’re bitching and moaning about how juvenile it was. Of course if the GAFPF himself were the one to create the Twitter hash tag, then he would be a comedic genius in their minds.

      Oh, and the TWoPers were almost as disgusted by that tweet as they were when someone mentioned that Adam and the other finalists from this year are still relatively unknown in the real world. Heh.

  4. wino permalink
    August 26, 2009 4:59 pm

    Great, I might need to submit this photo to the What White People Like blog because sadly, only white people get THIS invested in a reality tv show. It is probably safe to say this lady lives in trailer, hasnt had sex in 25 yrs, and considers Twinkies a respectable hors d’oeuvres.

    • TopIdol permalink
      August 26, 2009 5:40 pm

      Truth be told, the crowd was probably 95% white at the show I went to last week. Did see more gay couples than I expected, male & female.

      I’m sure that entire observation is enough to brand me a racist homophobe in the minds of some people…

      • August 26, 2009 6:21 pm


        Actually, it’s predominantly white housewives. Rarely do you see anything but white people in frau pix.

        • wino permalink
          August 26, 2009 6:42 pm

          thus, can anyone blame lambert for hiding in his trailer during the M&Gs? if THIS is waiting for you outside, how do you not vomit?

      • Steph permalink
        August 27, 2009 2:16 am

        That statement was almost as homophobic as admitting that Adam isn’t OMGTHESINGLEMOSTAWESOMERAWKGAWDONTHEPLANET!!!!!!

  5. RheaTard permalink
    August 26, 2009 2:23 pm

    It doesn’t even look like him! WTF????

    If you’re gonna do his eyes, at least get them right.

  6. aerina permalink
    August 24, 2009 6:42 pm

    Eyes in the back…really????
    I mean it’s scary enough to have eyes tatooed in your back, you’ll look like 4-eyed aliens…..
    But NGL, I am waiting for next tattoo, it’s so funny……. nothing has beaten the Adolf though.

  7. deez permalink
    August 24, 2009 2:23 pm

    There’s been Tattoo-gate, dildo-gate, the “F” word-gate, smelly-gate, M&G-gate, photo-gate, mic-stand gate, entitlement-is-not-sexy-gate, gay-gate,…did I omit anything?

    Have I missed any non-Adam gates? Sarver-Gokeygate is all that comes to mind. I’m not sure if Kris’s “assault” counts as a gate, since
    it happened back in May and we just now found out.

    It’s true they all probably have at least one stan who sketches pictures of them in the nude…but the crrrrrazy does seem to have pooled around Adam. Maybe at least David Cook is seeing a drop-off in Cheezits and grannies scratching at his hotel door due to a mass exodus in Adam’s direction.

    • SpinningFasterAndFasterToNowhere permalink
      August 24, 2009 7:42 pm

      True this season there are been more ‘gates’ (mini-scandalous) then any previous ones all in one short period.

      Many crazy fan tard causes, but even more funnier many of the ‘mini-scandalous’ are caused by Lambert himself.

      I notice that there have been less David Cook crazy fan tard encounters after Glambert. Probably because the fan tard herd has moved onto Glambert. Many of them were the old Soul Patrol and Claymates.

      • deez permalink
        August 25, 2009 9:26 am

        Hmmmm…maybe there aren’t as many crazies as I originally thought. They could all be just part of a single pack that vacillates
        from one unfortunate Idol to the other.

        • TopIdol permalink
          August 25, 2009 10:31 am

          Well…a lot of them do that.

          Glambert NeedACoke was a Jestrotard last season, as were a few others. That Heliotrope woman went from David Cook to Danny Gokey.

          It’s quite common, actually, for them to just move to another one the next season. I think the general consensus is that Lambert has attracted many of the craziest crazies from each previous tard pack.

        • deez permalink
          August 25, 2009 12:46 pm

          “I think the general consensus is that Lambert has attracted many of the craziest crazies from each previous tard pack.”

          A sort of “tard devolution?”

  8. Lil Lulu permalink
    August 24, 2009 1:58 pm

    “The cool Adam fans need to let these lunatics know that they are not cool and will ruin things for everyone else.”

    Nah. We just let them keep upping the crazy. It’s more entertaining than any Idol album will ever be, anyway.

    Oh, and I have to ask. Is it my imagination or was the gift-giving down this year? I haven’t seen any reports of OTT gifts like the computers and video cams last season. During the show, I know Adam was getting lots of jewelry and belt buckles.

    • TopIdol permalink
      August 24, 2009 2:22 pm

      Lambert received some engraved ring, as I think Danny did. The latter of which I thought was weirder because the guy lost his wife. I think they bought other shit, too, jewelry, etc. Haven’t heard much about the crazy gifts this year, you are right…but then again, the economy sucks and none of these kids are making from-the-road vlogs about their laptops dying.

  9. August 24, 2009 4:14 am

    Quatto the mole has made a come back
    check him out in Michael Sleasak’s new idolatry

  10. beinghonest permalink
    August 24, 2009 1:32 am

    I think someone has discovered a fake twitter lol topidol i know u know what i am speaking about lol

  11. SpinningFasterAndFasterToNowhere permalink
    August 24, 2009 12:33 am

    That woman posted this on twitter:

    @adamlambert – Well Adam, here it is ~ I hope it means as much to you as it does to me….

    An attempt to get attention from Glambert. Really sad and sick and desperate.

    • sammy permalink
      August 24, 2009 6:53 am

      I have no words for her saying she hopes the tattoo means as much to Adam as it does her. The nice thing is security only need take a peek at Adam’s fans backs to find her and escort her from the premises. I’m an Adamtard but damn that even scared the shit out of me LOL

      • deez permalink
        August 24, 2009 11:35 am

        The cool Adam fans need to let these lunatics know that they are not cool and will ruin things for everyone else. It’s probably a lost cause, but good luck anyway.

        • blacklisted permalink
          August 24, 2009 3:03 pm

          It’s a waste to approach them since they don’t have the good sense god gave a doorknob. I remember covering a JC Chasez event for a friend (yeah, where is the second most popular Nsync member now? lmfao). A couple of fat frauen purposely took up more space than they needed in the front row. When I asked if I could get in there for pictures, one crazy turned to me and screamed, “NO! Get away from me!!!”. (I’m guessing lithium, clozapine and risperdal were in her medicine cabinet.) The best part was flashing my press pass as I left to go backstage. Stupid bitches are stupid.

  12. SpinningFasterAndFasterToNowhere permalink
    August 24, 2009 12:29 am

    Why? Just “why?” That tat looks horrible. When the new season starts she is going to forget Madam and then wonder why she ever got it. That tattoo on the lower right is probably David Cook’s hair.

  13. deez permalink
    August 24, 2009 12:20 am

    I like her tweets. Now that’sentertainment!!

    I wonder if that’s her with the mic? Lol,people are warning her about Idletard and VFTW.

    • August 24, 2009 12:20 am

      Warning her about her new found fame? Isn’t that what she wants?

    • TopIdol permalink
      August 24, 2009 2:28 am

      Someone just called her “stalker crazy” and another said he had green eyes. Ruh Roh.

      This is my favorite of her Tweets.

      Journey711 — Just got home from seeing Adam Lambert…totally in awe of this man. Proabably in loove with this man. Ain’t the first gay man I’ve loved

      • SpinningFasterAndFasterToNowhere permalink
        August 25, 2009 2:37 am

        …and probably won’t be the last one either.

        More comedy from the Idol tour, this time after the concert by the barricades:

        Someones review when they were outside waiting by the barricades:

        “When Megan came out, the Adam girl beside me started screeching in Megan’s FACE as she was signing “ADAM LAMBERT! ADAM LAMBERT!” so I started yelling “MEGAN! MEGAN! MEGAN!” because Megan doesn’t get much fan love and I’ve heard before that she gets easily upset over it. After I got a photo with her I told her she was gorgeous and amazing and her set was so much fun because I really wanted to see her smile. She did NOT look happy at the Adam girl. Before I left to let someone behind me in for Anoop and Matt, I turned to her and snapped. I was like “IT IS SO FUCKING *RUDE* TO BE SHOUTING SOMEONE ELSE’S NAME IN MEGAN’S FUCKING FACE WHILE SHE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF SIGNING YOUR STUFF! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?!” Jesus Christ, I love you Adam but your fans are BATSHIT.”


  14. Lil Lulu permalink
    August 23, 2009 11:01 pm

    What. The fuck…. I love how the eyes look all blood shot.

  15. August 23, 2009 10:09 pm

    I laughed.

    • TopIdol permalink
      August 23, 2009 10:43 pm

      It kind of freaks me out when I go to that page…because it’s staring at me.

      • August 24, 2009 12:20 am

        It’s following you.

        This and the Adolf tatts…awesome. And I have another Adam tatt to show people, I shall post it on my site so everyone can point and laugh.

  16. wtdp permalink
    August 23, 2009 9:57 pm

    Aw, I love Adam too, but I don’t really think he would want you to do that to yourself – you can’t identitfy it as Adam, it’s just scary eyes. Oh well….if you’re happy….

    • deez permalink
      August 23, 2009 11:31 pm

      once again…it is real (from the ‘twit’ter):

      “Journey711 on August 22, 2009 The most beautiful eyes in the world…the eyes of Adam Lambert. Yes, it’s a real tattoo. I am very proud and pleased. Thank you, Lizz Duer!”

      why do you doubt the crazy?…TI has the pics. (the adorable kangaroo, the Claycar, the showercurtains, bags, dildos, 67498762345086 buildabears) yes it’s fun to joke about people making tard gifts from cream cheese and their own toenail clippings, but I honestly could probably find something real that was equally as stupid with a few clicks.

  17. d. b. cooper permalink
    August 23, 2009 9:29 pm

    This is so brain-bustingly, mind-boggling I can hardly think. I have so many questions and such confusion that I am almost paralyzed. Does she have a man in her life other than Lambert? If so, how quickly can he run?

  18. August 23, 2009 7:26 pm

    I’m…not sure how to react to this. It’s one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. Where do these people come from.

  19. deez permalink
    August 23, 2009 5:54 pm

    I’ll bet this is the tattoo referenced in “middle aged manic panic” from a couple of weeks ago:

    redcoloredstarsOmfg…creepy older Glambert near us got his eyes tattooed on her. CHRIST ON A CRACKER. we’re the youngest in front row lol
    less than 10 seconds ago from mobile web

    copied from:

    Somebody tried to say this girl was probably mistaken….silly person, Tards are for real!

  20. Snotty permalink
    August 23, 2009 5:28 pm

    That’s the most disturbing tard tattoo I’ve seen yet.

  21. she_is_so_random permalink
    August 23, 2009 4:48 pm

    Is it supposed to look all infected like that?

    • TopIdol permalink
      August 23, 2009 4:54 pm

      The photo was taken immediately after she got the tattoo done…I wonder how long it took.

  22. Starkvegas permalink
    August 23, 2009 4:25 pm

    I don’t know what to say. Just when I start to think these people cant get any nuttier..

  23. blacklisted permalink
    August 23, 2009 3:58 pm

    She should have just gone for a tramp stamp. At least that would have been classy.

  24. August 23, 2009 3:52 pm

    Holy shit.
    Actually, you should see: there is this girl who got “Arch Angel” tattooed on her person and now thinks that David Archuleta knows her and loves her or something. And she’s really annoying and quite creepy. You should check her out. And it’s not hard to find her: she makes her username “archtattoogirl” for EVERYTHING b/c she thinks she’s famous or something.

  25. August 23, 2009 3:35 pm

    That’s really creepy!

  26. deez permalink
    August 23, 2009 3:33 pm

    I have a mole on my stomach, I think I will get Matt Giraud’s forehead tattoed around it.

    • aerina permalink
      August 24, 2009 6:28 pm

      Great idea……. IIRC, Kris has a scar on his rib, right? now I am thinking about making a scar tatoo in my forehead, hopefully Kris will ‘pershate it.
      Has somebody have seen shirtless Kris? I need the pattern for this tattoo like, yesterday.

      If it’s not working I can still say I am RL HP.

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