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Pastor Rolex encourages “Gokey Gang” to tithe their HOT & ANNOINTED money

August 28, 2009

Why didn’t Pastor Rolex get an invite to the Milwaukee after party??

@layla101 Hey girl! No didn’t hear about the after party!:) Thanks 4 letting me know!
about 6 hours ago
from UberTwitter in reply to layla101

HA HA HA HA. Sorry, dude, but I thought you were totally in with Gokey. Hmmm…maybe he doesn’t want you there. Maybe he’s starting to grow a pair? Or perhaps he’s just afraid you’ll show up with one of those tithing baskets and credit card machine.

Did you really think I forgot about Pastor Rolex? HELL NO. NEVER. Especially today…with the Idol tour in Milwaukee, the younger Pastor Pruitt is busy recruiting possible new tithers…THE GOKEY GANG!!!!!

Thursday night church in Milwaukee C’mon what’s not to love! Come expecting! Let’s do this!!! Gokey Gang welcome! #fb
6:55 PM Aug 27th from UberTwitter

Oh come on. We ALL knew this was coming.

Man church was so HOT tonight! Gokey Gang was so great! Huge response to Jesus tonight! Wow…and I get to do this too! #fb
about 23 hours ago
from UberTwitter

Whenever anyone talks about church being HOT in such a manner, my stomach turns. That’s just sick. Church is only hot if there is no air conditioning and it’s a very warm summer day. These Faith Builders freaks speak about church the way I speak of Eric Bana or Patrik Antonius. And that shit just ain’t right…

Looks like Pastor Rolex has found at least one new follower, all thanks to American Idol and Danny Gokey!

A new FBIM Member recruited via American Idol (and Pastor Pruitt)

It’s ridiculous shit like this which makes me extremely thankful Adam Lambert is not a Scientologist. How many of the Gokey Gang are tithing their pennies to Pastor Rolex and his merry band of brainwashed bandits?

7 Comments leave one →
  1. August 30, 2009 12:36 am

    ROFL “Gokey Gang”. I don’t understand these people. Do Gokeytards actually like this church? ‘Cause they’ve got to be FRAKKING IDIOTS to go this far to support Gokey/kiss major ass.

    P.S. That fake Twitter? HYSTERICAL!

  2. yuppie permalink
    August 29, 2009 2:22 pm

    So, it sounds like Gokey may have somewhat cut ties to Pastor Rolex. That would be good news, and make me hate him slightly less.

  3. August 29, 2009 12:48 pm

    My mom somehow procured tix to the Milwaukee AI show and asked me to join her. Needless to say, I declined. I actually did have plans. My friend Kristine and I went to an event at the Milwaukee Art Museum and finally got to see the documentary on indy crafters called “Handmade Nation.”

    On-topic: Any word on the Milwaukee AI show? Did Danny preach to his fellow cheeseheads?

  4. Mary permalink
    August 28, 2009 11:37 pm

    Speaking of twitter, have you seen “Danny’s” twitter?

    “Kris, Alison and Adam may have gotten deals months ago, but I am the only one who was signed with the blessing of our Lord Jesus Christ.”

    • GerryinNJ permalink
      August 29, 2009 11:47 am

      That is NOT the real Danny Gokey site. That is a spoof site. Most of the postings are poking fun at Danny.

      • TopIdol permalink
        August 29, 2009 11:58 am

        No worries. That’s why Mary wrote “Danny’s”.

  5. badmood permalink
    August 28, 2009 11:35 pm

    That’s so sad. And creepy as hale. The backlash against Christianity in the United States isn’t really surprising considering these horribly mutated cult offshoots they have there. At least, that’s my impression from what I read.

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