Pastor Rolex encourages “Gokey Gang” to tithe their HOT & ANNOINTED money
HA HA HA HA. Sorry, dude, but I thought you were totally in with Gokey. Hmmm…maybe he doesn’t want you there. Maybe he’s starting to grow a pair? Or perhaps he’s just afraid you’ll show up with one of those tithing baskets and credit card machine.
Did you really think I forgot about Pastor Rolex? HELL NO. NEVER. Especially today…with the Idol tour in Milwaukee, the younger Pastor Pruitt is busy recruiting possible new tithers…THE GOKEY GANG!!!!!
Oh come on. We ALL knew this was coming.
Whenever anyone talks about church being HOT in such a manner, my stomach turns. That’s just sick. Church is only hot if there is no air conditioning and it’s a very warm summer day. These Faith Builders freaks speak about church the way I speak of Eric Bana or Patrik Antonius. And that shit just ain’t right…
Looks like Pastor Rolex has found at least one new follower, all thanks to American Idol and Danny Gokey!
It’s ridiculous shit like this which makes me extremely thankful Adam Lambert is not a Scientologist. How many of the Gokey Gang are tithing their pennies to Pastor Rolex and his merry band of brainwashed bandits?