The “Time for Miracles” is at 10:50pm. I don’t need a Mayan calendar to tell me Adam Lambert fans will go apeshit.
If you are onslaught by the familiar whine of sirens at around 11:02 this evening, have no fear. A bunch of Glamberts just went into cardiac arrest.
Because NOTHING in this world happens if it doesn’t happen via Twitter, we now know Lambert’s Time For Miracles will be played with the latest trailer for 2012, Roland Emmerich’s latest the-world-is-gonna-end movie. This was confirmed via some guy named Sadao Turner, who is Ryan Seacrest’s producer.
I can’t blame John Cusack for being in this shit. Woody Harrelson, too. Times are tough and everyone needs a paycheck.
The movie will most likely be garbage. As for Lambert’s single, I have no idea, but the Lambert fans are already calling OMG ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATION HE IS GOING TO BE SINGING ON THE OSCARS!!!
(Can you believe Sony spent $4 million on the “2012 Roadblock“?)
Anyway, watch any of the major networks (Actually, it may be any and EVERY network. Maybe even WE. Who the frak knows.) between 10:50 and 11:00 EST tonight for your first taste of post-Idol Adam Lambert. This may just be the best night EVER for Glamberts, as they can pretend he’s a character on ABC’s new hit show Flash Forward AND hear his first “real” single.