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The “Time for Miracles” is at 10:50pm. I don’t need a Mayan calendar to tell me Adam Lambert fans will go apeshit.

October 1, 2009

If you are onslaught by the familiar whine of sirens at around 11:02 this evening, have no fear. A bunch of Glamberts just went into cardiac arrest.

Because NOTHING in this world happens if it doesn’t happen via Twitter, we now know Lambert’s Time For Miracles will be played with the latest trailer for 2012, Roland Emmerich’s latest the-world-is-gonna-end movie. This was confirmed via some guy named Sadao Turner, who is Ryan Seacrest’s producer.

I can’t blame John Cusack for being in this shit. Woody Harrelson, too. Times are tough and everyone needs a paycheck.

The movie will most likely be garbage. As for Lambert’s single, I have no idea, but the Lambert fans are already calling OMG ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATION HE IS GOING TO BE SINGING ON THE OSCARS!!!

(Can you believe Sony spent $4 million on the “2012 Roadblock“?)

Anyway, watch any of the major networks (Actually, it may be any and EVERY network. Maybe even WE. Who the frak knows.) between 10:50 and 11:00 EST tonight for your first taste of post-Idol Adam Lambert. This may just be the best night EVER for Glamberts, as they can pretend he’s a character on ABC’s new hit show Flash Forward AND hear his first “real” single.

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  1. cimi permalink
    October 3, 2009 12:53 am

    I didn’t read everyones comments..I’m gulity…I’m lazy.
    But.. Adam will sing his song and that is that. If folks like it—they like it….if they don’t—they don’t. Simple as that.
    Why make such a big deal over something as trivial as this? There are plenty more things in the world going on right now to trivialize over. War for one.

    • cimi permalink
      October 3, 2009 12:55 am

      Yeah, I just realized I said that wrong.
      The war is not something to rivialize over.

  2. on the edge permalink
    October 1, 2009 11:40 pm

    Wait…who’s still airing “The Practice?” Wasn’t that cancelled 2 or 3 years ago? And I don’t remember it being gory.

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 2, 2009 12:00 am

      The show which spun off from The Practice (Boston Legal) ended last year. My parents were big fans. My dad has a few “Denny Crane” outfits he wears to funerals and the “formal” dinners on cruiseships.

  3. kimberly permalink
    October 1, 2009 11:37 pm

    Lauren, bb, go do your homework. Life will go on …

    • Lauren permalink
      October 1, 2009 11:44 pm

      it won’t 😦
      okay now im just being melodramatic. I guess I should finish my hw since it is nearing tomorrow. wow i am going to get no sleep tonight

      • TopIdol permalink
        October 2, 2009 12:00 am

        What’s your homework in? Maybe I can help. I’m wicked smart.

        • Lauren permalink
          October 2, 2009 12:03 am

          ok i lied again because I just checked my email to see your comment. Well im sure you are intelligent but I kinda need to write my spanish essay myself xD

          • TopIdol permalink
            October 2, 2009 12:08 am

            I took 8 years of Spanish! And I work with a bunch of native speakers (including an entire translation team). 🙂

            • Lauren permalink
              October 2, 2009 12:34 am

              Haha. My teacher would definitely be able to tell it wasn’t my work because I fail at Spanish…I’m on my 4th year. You beat me by 2x

  4. Lil Lulu permalink
    October 1, 2009 11:04 pm

    Why are my posts ending up in weird locations? It’s creeping me out. It’s phantom-ish.

  5. Lil Lulu permalink
    October 1, 2009 11:04 pm

    Do you all hear that sound? It’s the sound of ice clinking away in my glass as I drink myself into a stupor. No Adam song? No reason to live. Goodbye, cruel world.
    BTW, when does the next season of Idol start???!!eleven!

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 1, 2009 11:07 pm

      Come on, Lulu, I know you love you some Adam, but you gotta admit you DID get a semi-kick out of seeing all the hard-core glamberts denied 😉

      You know they’re emailing strongly-worded missives to Sony calling the entire company homophobic right this very moment.

      • Lauren permalink
        October 1, 2009 11:10 pm

        I for one did not get a kick out of it. It’s not Sony’s fault…it was probably just a rumor started by someone who wanted to watch thousands of peoples hopes and dreams be crushed. Curse them!

      • Lil Lulu permalink
        October 1, 2009 11:22 pm

        TI, I actually sat through a gory episode of that hideous “The Practice” just to see if my imaginary gay boyfriend was going to sing to me. But, when he didn’t? I kinda sorta laughed. John Cusack is probably getting hate mail as we speak for daring to take up precious screen time when Adam’s song could have been playing.

        As for me, I’ll just wait until he’s on tour with Lady Gaga!!!eleven! I just know that rumor’s true. Even though, let’s get real…. Lady Gaga should be so lucky to open for Adam. eleven.

        • Lauren permalink
          October 1, 2009 11:31 pm

          Yeah I did the same. I wasn’t sure exactly what channels were “major networks” so I stuck with ABC. Let’s just say I am never going to voluntarily watch “The Practice” again.
          I do not have the strength yet to laugh. I will probably laugh hysterically tomorrow morning when I am less sleep -deprived.
          I hope its true too though I seriously doubt it

    • Lauren permalink
      October 1, 2009 11:08 pm

      I know! I was so upset!!!!!! I yelled at my TV 😦

      Sadao Turner will die!

  6. October 1, 2009 11:01 pm

    FAIL!

    AdamantiumLmbrt John Cusack cannot fill the void caused by no Adam Lambert, though Gary Oldman could fill the void created by a lack of Adamantium Lambert.

    insomniac19 Honestly. HONESTLY. If we don’t get an Adam Lambert single by next week well…I don’t know what’s gonna happen by something will.

    MizzJenK UM. UM. WHERE THE FUCK WAS MY ADAM LAMBERT?

    sherrylx NO SONG FROM ADAM LAMBERT ON PROMO OF 2012.. I THINK ADAM WOULD HAVE LET US KNOW ON TWITTER IF HIS SONG WAS ON THERE TONITE.

    baileysmiles ADAM LAMBERT. WHERE IS YOUR LOVERLY VOICE.

    MizzJenK GTFO OTHER COMMERCIALS, I WANT FUCKING ADAM LAMBERT!

    HotStickiBunz82 IF THIS SHIT DOES NOT GO DOWN WITH ADAM LAMBERT SINGING THERE WILL BE HYMN SINGING AND FLOWER BRINGING AT SONY STUDIOS!!!

    😆

    • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
      October 1, 2009 11:14 pm

      Tears.

      Down my face.

      From laughing.

      • Lauren permalink
        October 1, 2009 11:18 pm

        my tears are for another reason 😦
        this has me more depressed than I thought it would

    • SarahBeth permalink
      October 1, 2009 11:41 pm

      *can’t Breathe. Laughing. Too. Hard.*

      OMFG.

      *wipes tears*

  7. Nich permalink
    October 1, 2009 11:01 pm

    All I got was a clip, no song.

  8. Lil Lulu permalink
    October 1, 2009 10:35 pm

    They damn well better play the song, or I’m going to need a couple rum and Cokes to get me through the night. Oh wait. I’m having them, anyway!! Carry on!!

    “Your mother shouldn’t be worried about your homework when ADAM LAMBERT’S OMG THE BEST SONG EVER RECORDED IN THE HISTORY OF SONG will be unveiled in about an hour.”

    Also? As a mother? I completely concur with TI on this. Adam before homework. Always.

    • Lauren permalink
      October 1, 2009 10:40 pm

      Well, I am certainly not having any alcohol so if they don’t play TFM, no clue what is going to get me through the night.

      My mom is actually going for it this time because the roadblock is only two minutes and she is a fan of Adam too! OMG like 1o to go!!!!!!!! Squeeeee!!!!

  9. Lakshmi permalink
    October 1, 2009 10:28 pm

    Did you see Sadao Turner’s latest tweet?

    “Got a barrage of tweets from @AdamLambert fans re: his song in tonight’s “2012” TV takeover. If I’m wrong they’re gonna drown me in glitter.”

  10. kimberly permalink
    October 1, 2009 10:22 pm

    “Bet you hear the buzz of 1,000 vibrators.” IdleTard

    I can’t even … this is just so funny. I’m sitting here, grinning like an idiot, trying not to visualize. Scrubs at my mind’s eye.

    Just a heads up — I happened upon this bit of buzz. Supposedly, via twitter, Adam Lambert may or may not be opening for Lady Gaga due to the cancellation of her tour with Kanye. Specualtion and squee abounds.

    • October 1, 2009 10:26 pm

      Ahhh sweet frau rumor mongering…and so the crazy gets ramped up another notch. Bless them.

      • Lauren permalink
        October 1, 2009 10:34 pm

        I think that rumor was more of something they wanted to happen not something actually being considered. But it would be cool!

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 1, 2009 10:50 pm

      Oh that’s just crap some frau was HOPING. And now its a legitimate rumor??? HAHAHAHAHAHA Jesus christ these women are nuts.

  11. Verbally Dyslexic permalink
    October 1, 2009 10:16 pm

    Seriously, why has noone attempted a documentary about Idol fantards yet? It would be frickin’ awesome! There is so much material to work with here! I’ve thought about doing it, but the part about not living in the US is giving me some trouble.

  12. Verbally Dyslexic permalink
    October 1, 2009 10:10 pm

    Suddenly I’m reminded of that scene in The Last Emperor, where PuYi took a crap and his royal monks checked out his poop in a bowl.

  13. Steph permalink
    October 1, 2009 9:16 pm

    I better clear my schedule for the evening, forget sleep, and my life for Adam’s possible 30 seconds of song on a movie preview, because, of course this is everything I have been waiting for and my life revolves around this!!!!

    It’s going to be the biggest, greatest song EVER. Adam can do no wrong!!!! He’s GOD. EVERYONE will love it because Adam is bigger than the Beatles, jesus, everyone. He’s a rockgod!

    I just simply.cannot.wait.

    🙂

    …I totally hope it blows chunks because the aftermath will be totally popcorn worthy.

    • Lauren permalink
      October 1, 2009 9:20 pm

      Ok we don’t all react that way 😦

      • Steph permalink
        October 1, 2009 9:24 pm

        Of course not, I like Adam too, but I can keep priorities in check. Some, unfortunately cannot and those are probably the Adam fans who can’t look at the song objectively either. Because it is by Adam Lambert it will be AMAZING.

        I have been a Beatles fan since I was 8. They’ve missed the “amazing” mark a time or two in my opinion, and I can acknowledge that, but crazed Adam fan will love it solely because Adam is singing it.

        If it sucks, it sucks. I don’t care who the hell is singing it.

        • Lauren permalink
          October 1, 2009 9:41 pm

          haha sorry. I actually do agree with you but as I have only heard one song sung by Adam that sucked I have high hopes for this obe 🙂

  14. October 1, 2009 8:37 pm

    Thanks for clearing that up Top Idol as there’s been much speculation on AdamOfficial today as to whether they will actually play the song. Just saw your response to my post on other page re x factor. I too saw Britney, she didnt get good press about that performance here. Yep and the judges do get to mentor and support their own bunch of contestants and they each have their favourites in their group – and the judges sometimes get the final vote to kick off some contestants – you can imagine the furore that causes as they can get rid of someone awesome just to eliminate the competition for their own artists in their group. And yep, saw the BB you saw here too – would have loved to read your comments about all THAT malarkey! Anyway, gone way past my bedtime so gotta go, will sadly miss all the excitement re Time for Miracles/2012 – will have that treat to wake up to in the morning. Tho on the bright side there are fewer Glamberts here in UK so risk of sleep deprivation cos of wailing sirens will be minimal.

    • Lauren permalink
      October 1, 2009 8:55 pm

      Haha. I’m probably safe from the threat of wailing sirens as well because I can’t imagine anyone in my neighborhood ever listening to Adam Lambert, or sadly any other gay artist for that matter. Then again…there are a lot of older women…

      • October 1, 2009 9:03 pm

        Bet you hear the buzz of 1,000 vibrators.

        • on the edge permalink
          October 1, 2009 9:05 pm

          a 21-dildo salute?

          • TopIdol permalink
            October 1, 2009 9:08 pm

            A 21-glitter-dong salute. Definitely.

            • Lauren permalink
              October 1, 2009 9:11 pm

              *cries* I already said it will not happen so therefore it won’t because I have willed it so! You have me genuinely frightened, are you people happy now?

              • October 1, 2009 9:45 pm

                Bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

                Hark, it’s started already!

                • Lauren permalink
                  October 1, 2009 9:56 pm

                  lol shut up! (Usually when I say lol I am in fact only laughing inside my head but this time it was a real lol. My mom just came over to ask what was so funny about my homework…oops)

                  • TopIdol permalink
                    October 1, 2009 9:58 pm

                    Your mother shouldn’t be worried about your homework when ADAM LAMBERT’S OMG THE BEST SONG EVER RECORDED IN THE HISTORY OF SONG will be unveiled in about an hour.

                    • Lauren permalink
                      October 1, 2009 10:07 pm

                      I KNOW RIGHT?!?! I think I might tell her that. I’m sure she will completely understand xD I actually am allowed to take a break to see The Roadlock and then I am required to return to my commenting on your blog…errr…I mean my homework.
                      The two have become synonymous in my mind by now…haha

                    • October 1, 2009 10:26 pm

                      Why didn’t I buy stocks in Duracell when I had the chance?

        • Lauren permalink
          October 1, 2009 9:07 pm

          *dies*
          This will not happen! My neighbors already scare me enough!

  15. October 1, 2009 8:19 pm

    Who’s Turner’s source? I’ll laugh if he heard a rumor and it doesn’t air tonight.
    And, I hope the song’s not cheesy BS because I actually really like Lambert.

  16. michelle permalink
    October 1, 2009 8:06 pm

    You know I dont know why I bother to read anything you write..you are a condescending, egotistical, ass !!!!! For some reason you have something against Adam..who knows what or even why ?? I do know that I am done with you and your articles – and you call yourself “top idol” – lets try “pathetic, jealous idol”. FYI…JEALOUSY CAN BE THE BEAST WITHIN, so that must make you at this point a 2 headed lion LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • October 1, 2009 8:19 pm

      Ticks a lot of tard cliche boxes but forgot to mention we live in a basement. Must try harder next time. C-.

    • on the edge permalink
      October 1, 2009 8:26 pm

      *waves* See ya later!

      Yeah…she’ll be back.

    • Lauren permalink
      October 1, 2009 8:33 pm

      Nah! Topidol has nothing against Adam Lambert, just some of his insane fans. Don’t be so touchy about these things. You are just giving her more to write about, as if she didn’t have enough material already. My fellow Glamberts are really starting to embarrass me…

    • Steph permalink
      October 1, 2009 9:11 pm

      Don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Thanks for proving crazed Adam fan theory!

      • Lauren permalink
        October 1, 2009 9:12 pm

        See what you have done Michelle!!! They will never respect us now 😦

  17. SarahBeth permalink
    October 1, 2009 8:05 pm

    The meltdown will be epic and I can’t wait to see it.

    • October 1, 2009 8:12 pm

      If it’s not on, grab some popcorn and watch the mass suicide ceremonies.

      Sales in white Nikes may spike today.

      • TopIdol permalink
        October 1, 2009 8:14 pm

        They ate the pudding awhile ago 🙂

      • SarahBeth permalink
        October 1, 2009 11:38 pm

        The meltdown on ONTD_AI was epic before LJ went down for maintenance tonight. I didn’t see it firsthand (yet) but will check it out tomorrow.

        But it was basically “OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING ME”

  18. October 1, 2009 8:00 pm

    I bet it’s cheesier than a Diane Warren song.

    • Claire permalink
      October 1, 2009 8:21 pm

      But Brian May said it was ZOMG the best song in the whole world!!!eleven!!! so if your opinion isn’t the same as his, you’re obviously wrong. You’re probably a homophobe too.

      • Lauren permalink
        October 1, 2009 8:30 pm

        haha again I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or serious…this always happens to me. If you are being sarcastic which I guess, I actually do think that if you diaagree with Brian May you are wrong (not a homophobe though). Queen knows all. End of story xD

      • October 1, 2009 8:38 pm

        And a hater. Don’t forget. It’s very important.

        • Lauren permalink
          October 1, 2009 8:52 pm

          😛

        • Lakshmi permalink
          October 1, 2009 9:38 pm

          I agree that Queen died with Freddie. And since Brian May has said that he doesn’t believe that human behavior is the main cause of global warming, I have no respect for his opinion.

        • Lauren permalink
          October 1, 2009 9:43 pm

          His views on global warming have nothing to do with his musical experience. That is something interesting to note though. How can people look at facts presented by scientists and still be able to deny its their fault? I don’t understand people.

        • Lakshmi permalink
          October 1, 2009 10:20 pm

          Especially considering that Brian May has a PhD, his global warming stance is ridiculous.

        • Lauren permalink
          October 1, 2009 10:32 pm

          haha he does? wow

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