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Kris Allen Album Cover Art?

October 4, 2009

(Thanks for the heads up, Deez!)

People are speculating this photo will be used as the cover art on Kris Allen’s debut album.

Kris Allen's album cover photo?

If it is, I kind of like it. I always sort of thought the cover of David Cook’s album was rather douchey in appearance. I’m not sure where this began circulating, but relax. I’m on it. Enjoy the photo. I still think Kris Allen is one of the few Idol contestant who would ever warrant a second glance if you saw him walking down the street. I don’t care how many Twitter accounts are dedicated to the body parts of say, a clumsy church-going oaf like Danny Gokey, most of the male contestants are rather average looking and never would be lusted after had they not been on some TV show.

Adam Lambert wasn’t bad a few years back, but he’s gotten a little pudgy. Kris Allen and Ace Young (best damn body ever seen on that shit show) are the only two I can think of offhand, actually, who are actually hot out of the they-were-on-Idol context. Bo Bice wasn’t a bad looking guy, either, and I’m not even into long hair. But hmmm….no. And I don’t care what any of his most devoted fans say, David Cook auditioned with Manic Panic-ed, Flock of Seagulls hair. He looked like a complete dork. He received one helluva makeover.

188 Comments leave one →
  1. Rachel permalink
    October 15, 2009 7:03 am

    Also I’m not sure why people are calling Adam Lambert fat.

    This is fat:

    This is not:

    I think the eye-liner/hair scares some people away, but he’s really a nice looking guy.

  2. Rachel permalink
    October 15, 2009 6:52 am

    Kris Allen is sexy. I agree, David Cook is average looking. And most of the Idol contestants are just ‘okay’ looking, but have gotten makeovers. Carrie Underwood started out okay but now she is one of the prettiest women in Hollywood.

    Kris Allen is very uniquely cute and sexy. I think he is only going to get sexier with time. I have to admit, Adam Lambert (in his auditions) was not that attractive, and he is slightly pudgy (not as much as Cook), yet I find him really beautiful. He has a great smile, and his style is great… I don’t know he just stands out.

  3. Lint_Licker permalink
    October 7, 2009 1:34 pm

    sweet & sour…holy shit she’s insufferable. Annoying. A complete and total waste of bandwidth.

  4. deez permalink
    October 7, 2009 10:43 am

    Heh heh heh, here’s a WHOLE interview with Kris Allen….just to piss off the people (Glambert hijackers) who are upset that we are are talking about Kris Allen in a thread about Kris Allen.

  5. Verbally Dyslexic permalink
    October 6, 2009 6:31 am

    I can’t think of anything remotely smart or witty to say about Kris Allen’s photo.

    Um. Yes.

    I hope his album sounds as good as he looks here.

  6. Ash permalink
    October 6, 2009 4:57 am

    As a bi-curious male, I will say that Kris is by far the hottest male contestant to win Idol.

    I still reckon Bo is the hottest guy to grace the finals though. Although I say that only because he looks like me, and I love me.

    • rheatard permalink
      October 9, 2009 3:35 am

      LOL. I love you, too. *muah*

  7. October 6, 2009 1:47 am

    enjoy reading stuff in this thread so i thought i post this…..

    Issues about HBD (tmTopIdol) after he won Idol (aka when he beat ADAMLAMBERT)…..yep, from those ‘concerned’ fans *eyerolls*….

    After finale/Tour:
    -average singer (OMG!!! he can’t even hit the high note….or just like some guy in a local bar)
    -forgettable/boring (he couldn’t beat Adam’s set..or people left during his set)
    -riding in Adam’s coattail (playing with ‘Kradam’ thing to get fans)
    -AVERAGE as a whole (playing intruments, always wear plaid, he copied his performance in youtube or bla de bla de bla…)

    Single release:
    -Covergate (do i have to explain this one?!)
    -failure in sales (where LLWD in itunes now while….OMG!!! Adam’s album went no.1 in AmaZzzzOOOn)
    -Rikeygate (album will flop for sure)

    I try to sum up everything i read in comments of those who claim they liked kris or his ‘avid fans’……

    • Lauren permalink
      October 6, 2009 6:22 am

      The only one here that I actually noticed true was people leaving during his set. The same old man that glared at me and my friends for dancing during Adam’s set literally walked out the door when Kris came on! I was so fucking pissed. So my 12 year old friend gave him the middle finger lol πŸ™‚

  8. Lauren permalink
    October 5, 2009 3:48 pm

    blog about Allison now!!!!!!
    thanks in advance top idol πŸ™‚

  9. on the edge permalink
    October 5, 2009 2:38 pm

    Aw, shit, we’ve done it now…the crazier faction of Glamberts have “Kris Allen” programmed into their Google Alerts so they can go on every blog that mentions him and talk about how “it’s so sad that Jive and 19E are throwing him under the bus, guess it’s pretty obvious who TPTB really wanted to win, blah blah blah…” Boy, you’d think you dumbasses would have a little more faith in your Chosen One’s album sales without worrying about Kris’s. Paranoid, much? Or just trying to cnange the subject from the whole “Swastika-Gate?” (FWIW, I think it was small enough Adam didn’t notice it, but he SHOULD have and was stupid to not take a Sharpie and cover that shit)

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 5, 2009 3:24 pm

      Who drew it? Have they been able to figure that shit out yet? (Been busy working…no time for Swastika Gate until I go home! But I love checking the comments here every so often. Heh heh heh.)

    • rheatard permalink
      October 9, 2009 3:33 am

      You totally have a point there about Glamberts having Kris on their google alerts. How else would you explain that there are more glamberts posting on Kris articles (even if they’re all negative) than there are Kris fans? I’m a Kris fan and I don’t post on his articles, I just read them. I don’t care for Adam anymore so I don’t give two shits about who he’s working with or what kind of album he’s making. But I don’t go around posting on his threads at twop or on his articles badmouthing him either.

  10. October 5, 2009 2:09 pm

    You are officially a fangirl.

  11. Hope F. LeSane permalink
    October 5, 2009 1:25 pm

    I’m adding Jason Castro to the list of attractive guys. I think Kris is facially more handsome than Jason, but Jason, like Kris has a to die for hot little body. He also has the most mesmerizing blue eyes.

    Cook…meh. Never did it for me. Paunchy and balding. That’s all I saw. Clay…well there were times that he looked good, but it was his voice that made him appear sexy at times, IMO…not his looks. Although the make up people did wonders with him and his cheekbones at one time were classic. Now, he’s a bit overweight and chipmunk like too, but way back when…he wasn’t a bad looking guy. But I agree. Hot. Nope. Not at all. person Constantine (don’t throw tomatoes, please) is a looker. Tall, lean and legs that never end. He photographs horribly. But in person, when his hair is done right…a looker.

    But back to that Kris photo…

    absolutely gorgeous. I don’t think Kris can look bad. He’s adorable and he’s extremely photogenic.

  12. kimberly permalink
    October 5, 2009 11:41 am

    When I think of the Adam Fans at MJ’s the German word — Schadenfreude — comes to mind, deriving pleasure from other’s misfortunes. In this case out of Kris’s precieved misfortunes. They disguise it with cloying concern, when beneath it all they long for Kris Allen to fail. They’re giddy with anticipation.

    I’m beginning to have a hard time separating my distaste for them and my feelings about Lambert. Unfortunately, it’s a guilty by association thing.

    • blacklisted permalink
      October 5, 2009 12:11 pm

      The cunts on MJ’s and TWOP are making it difficult for Kradison fans. They also lessen Adam’s buzz for those who aren’t batshit crazy like them. Besides the bs cloying concern ‘hiding’ their obvious joyous anticipation of Kris failing, now the twats on TWOP are claiming that Kris and Allison are riding Adam’s coattails.

      Apparently, Adam is responsible for Kris and Allison’s amazon numbers. Hmm, don’t they realize that Kris fans had five months to get his itunes pass, thus why should his sales spike high on amazon? OR (like me) are ordering Kris, Adam and/or Allison CD’s together to get Amazon’s shipping break of no charge for a purchase over $25. NO, according to them, 19E knows that Adam is the one getting AI fans to buy all THREE albums, therefore Kris and Allison are ‘oh so lucky that Adam is the one carrying their sales’.

      I’m trying to stick with ontd_ai for news. They might be on the younger side, but most are mature and classy enough to respect the talents/fans of all three idols. Sadly, the old hags on MJ and TwoP have a lot to learn from the kiddies.

      • Claire permalink
        October 5, 2009 12:52 pm

        I love how they’re “concerned” about Allison’s and Kris’s pity sales. *rolls eyes*
        Those two owe Adam their first born children for all he’s done for them.

        Seriously, the people who also bought Krillison’s albums may have liked Adam the best which would explain why they bought all three the day Adam’s album went up for presale, but don’t these people get that maybe, just maybe, these buyers might, (gasp!) like another artist? So if I were to hypothetically buy Lady GaGa’s latest album online because she’s my favorite artist but also buy the Black Eyed Peas during the same transaction, are the Peas riding GaGa’s coattails?

        • Claire permalink
          October 5, 2009 1:04 pm

          Actually I don’t think Allison’s album was available for presale the day that Adam’s was. I take that part back. Only HBD received pity buys that day.

    • October 5, 2009 11:11 pm

      There’s one Adamtard on MJ’s that won’t even call Kris by his name. This person is older too, which makes it even more pathetic.

      • blacklisted permalink
        October 5, 2009 11:39 pm

        Yep, that stupid ass, hwc. The strangest part is that s/he typically trolls the Kris threads posting inflammatory comments and then sits back while people get annoyed. I’m guessing that MJ keeps that tard around for shits and giggles.

        I think the person who calls herself richie10 on MJ’s is ‘sweet and sour’ from TwoP. Same MO of posting incorrect negative information about Kris and then pretending ignorance of facts when confronted, since accd to him/her, ‘he’s not a Kris fan’. Funny how that doesn’t stop him/her from continuing to post wrong ‘factual’ information in the first place.

        • on the edge permalink
          October 5, 2009 11:43 pm

          hwc is a Glambertard? I always figured him for a Worster (not that there’s anything wrong with that;)) or a plain-old shit stirring troll. Though I’ll admit I crack up when some fans take him literally and the snark goes right over their heads.

        • October 5, 2009 11:48 pm

          Yep, hwc, that’s who I’m thinking of. Does s/he even post on Adam’s threads, or only troll Kris’?
          I was looking on TWoP this weekend and ‘sweet and sour’ was sure busy on Kris’s thread. She posts there a lot.

        • October 5, 2009 11:54 pm

          on the edge- I’m pretty sure he is. I thought he was a worster at first too, and was just baiting, but then last summer he talked about how great Adam was and how Adam was “edgy”. He sounded like a Glamtard the way he was talking.

        • blacklisted permalink
          October 5, 2009 11:55 pm

          I also originally thought hwc was a Worster. Lately, I just think he’s trolling and MJ finds him amusing. He’s either not stupid enough to go after BSC glamberts or he’s a ‘tard himself pretending to be a casual, disinterested troll.

        • blacklisted permalink
          October 6, 2009 12:21 am

          HB you should read Adam’s thread. On Kris’ thread, sweet and sour is a completely negative cunt posting disinformation to ‘prove’ her point and bait the fans. On Adam’s thread she’s an embarrassing tard moderating the comments of other fans.

          The most psychotic part is the amount of time she spends posting on Kris’ thread. You’d think that not caring for his music and finding him dull would mean less time posting about him. Guess not. Ya’ know, maybe sweet and sour is actually the Italian fan who got shot down by Kris when she tried to mack on him. Hmm, ’tis nothing worse than a cougar scorned..

          • TopIdol permalink
            October 6, 2009 3:33 am

            I want to know more about this whack job. She sounds like a favorite of mine I like to refer to as “Holly Sockpuppets”. (By favorite I mean this person is psychotic and scary.)

            • blacklisted permalink
              October 6, 2009 10:27 am

              Once Adam’s thread was moved to Old Product, the mod there had to close it and create a new one thanks in part to that nut.

              That hag is a amazing wackjob case study, first, in terms of posts, she is the most prolific TwoP poster there (top author accd to link- . )

              Seems like she spends her whole day posting from her mother’s basement. Let’s see if you can figure out which two Idol’s she’s describing.

              As a response to a billboard chart document demonstrating that the most successful Idols are those who single’s slowly go up the chart, instead of those who appear on the chart and fall off quickly.

              “Radio play leads to new fans and new fans lead to gaudy chart numbers. In the end that’s what [] is striving for.”

              In regards to another Idol-

              “I’m in this because he has the absolute best male voice I’ve heard, possibly ever. I find that there’s nothing he sings that I don’t fall in love with.”

              • isidra permalink
                October 6, 2009 11:28 am

                I always feel like a horrible person reading that one’s posts because as soon as she goes on and on about chart numbers, I actually find myself hoping Adam will crash and burn just to shut her up.

                I always have to go read a hate thread to remember that I really do actually like the guy and want him to do well, after all.

                • blacklisted permalink
                  October 9, 2009 10:08 am

                  The dumb twat is posting her usual doom and gloom over LLWD’s current appearance on Billboard and the indication that it’s upwardly mobile. She’s posting furiously this morning on TwoP therefore it’s OBVIOUS that the Billboard news on Kris’ single is really good.

                  If I were a cunt, I’d post her same comment word for word when Adam’s single begins to slowly move up the charts. Hilarious how that stupid heiffer apparently believes that new artists singles appear as #1 in Billboard’s charts prior to being released officially on radio (Kris’ single will be released next week).

                  • October 10, 2009 3:19 pm

                    I just saw that. She really is an awful concern troll. If she’s going to spend time doing that, she should at least do it well.
                    And I see Lambert had to have a second thread started. I think it’s a sign that you really are BSC when the mods have to close down a thread and start all over.

                  • rheatard permalink
                    October 12, 2009 10:18 pm

                    Ha ha! She sure is on a roll, isn’t she? God I hate that bitch. So glad the mod finally stepped in to piss on her doom/gloom tirade.

                    Hey so obviously we both post on TWOP and though I want to know who you are there, let’s just remain anon and come back here to bitch about her, aye?

                    BTW, when the kiddies get a load of this new pic of Kris, they’ll be drooling all over it faster than they can take it home from Walmart.


              • TopIdol permalink
                October 6, 2009 11:28 am

                Who is this person and what does HRC stand for?

                Come on! I’m fascinated! I want to hear more and I really don’t TWoP, so…

                • deez permalink
                  October 7, 2009 2:20 pm

                  A new Slezak interview:


                  Some new info, a little snark, and…. would you believe it…..Glamberts infest the comments section!!!!!

                  • auntieaimee permalink
                    October 7, 2009 3:05 pm

                    “Thank you for my nine cents.” Heh!

                  • blacklisted permalink
                    October 7, 2009 10:21 pm

                    The number of Anti-Kris remarks by haters is escalating. Is there some bad news about Adam’s CD that I missed? The crazies usually post this stuff when they think that Kris is getting too much positive attention or that Adam is being ignored.

                    Funny how some of the jealuz fangirls (especiallyat MJ’s) are criticizing Slezak/Cantiello for competing over Kris’ album news (and affection). I bet they would be loving these guys if they were doing the same for their favorite Idol.

                    • on the edge permalink
                      October 7, 2009 10:36 pm

                      Seriously, I actually hope there is some HUGE Adam news coming soon that they can gush over and dissect; I’m really sick of them going after Kris (and Allison) out of boredom. Though fact is today had a LOT of Kris news I was happy to hear. I’ll confess…I quietly, um, er *looks around for Smartie* *whispers* “squeed.”

                      Crap please don’t tell me I’m tarding over ANOTHER one.

                    • October 7, 2009 11:16 pm

                      I saw that, edge.

                      *goes off to fetch the poking stick*

                    • on the edge permalink
                      October 7, 2009 11:40 pm

                      Oh, alright…just so long as you don’t bring out…THE COMFY CHAIR! Anything but that!

                    • TopIdol permalink
                      October 7, 2009 11:41 pm

                      Comfy chair?

                    • October 7, 2009 11:42 pm

                      What about…………THE FLUFFY PILLOWS

                    • on the edge permalink
                      October 7, 2009 11:49 pm


                      (depends…is all the stuffing at one end?)

                    • deez permalink
                      October 7, 2009 11:47 pm

                      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

                    • Isidra permalink
                      October 7, 2009 10:45 pm

                      I had the same thought. πŸ™‚

                      (I suspect it’s the combination of swastika-gate and not having any new music. For all that they criticize Kris or Allison’s success, they don’t yet have anything but tabloid news and twitter babbling for their guy. Must be frustrating.)

                    • rheatard permalink
                      October 9, 2009 3:46 am

                      I understand why they’re going after Kris… for every Adam lover there is probably an equal number of Kris haters… but why Allison? Allison is the one that they all said should have been in the finale with Adam!!!

                      Oh but now that maybe Allison will come out with a real rock album while Adam is playing around with stupid pop synth tunes (instead of going rock like the rock god he’s supposed to be *eyeroll*), they’re suddenly hating on her?

                      Stupid, mother f@#&!$@#&%!!

                    • blacklisted permalink
                      October 9, 2009 9:56 am

                      They go after Allison b/c she’s going to break out in a couple of years as a huge star. Everyone, from AI bloggers to worsters to garden variety AI watchers recognize her raw talent and GENUINE rock star quality. She’s not a fake act (like Gaga), nor is she going to be re-inventing herself to fit what is current (e.g. Madonna, very likely Adam). The girl has IT and she just needs time to mature into a true female rocker of the 21st century.

                      The judges/producers bussed her for that reason. They realized early on that she was Adam’s true competition so they tried to stop her with their jabs and inane evaluations. They cluelessly ignored the fact that Kris was a true competitor b/c they are morons. The crazies realize this truth deep inside.

                      Once Allison starts releasing albums it’s a whole new ballgame and in the long run Allison is the more obvious choice for a huge success. Even BSC Adam fans recognize this truth subconsciously and that’s why they go after Ali, b/c they are terrified that a young girl is going to show up their horse. In addition, she shows them the lie of the ‘Adam is a rocker’. That boy is a great singer but he’s not a rockstar and he will never be one. His voice and attitude is all pop. Allison on the other hand….

                      As a Kradison fan it doesn’t matter to me. Kris and Adam will have their own fanbases and do fine, even if they don’t become ‘stars’.

                • rheatard permalink
                  October 9, 2009 3:40 am

                  HRC = Her Royal Cuntness?

                  Just sayin…

        • Claire permalink
          October 6, 2009 12:40 am

          You’d think that since sweet and sour finds HBD to be so boring that there would be more silence found on his thread. You’d think she’d be spending more time on Adam’s thread talking about wanting to ride everyinch of his discostix since he is sugar and spice and everything nice.

        • deez permalink
          October 6, 2009 1:27 am

          A mass-banning tonight @ Mj’s. Richie10 was surely among the fallen. Lol.

        • deez permalink
          October 10, 2009 9:32 am

          October 10, 2009 at 1:00 am
          A claim was made that Adam would reverse the trend of declining ratings on the Oscars. So I was just referring to that.

          There was no claim of that whatsover. The β€œclaim that was made” by me was that the Oscars have a TV show to produce, and a show that has seen declining ratings and, therefore, that they would be interested in having exciting live performances. Whether or not that would reverse the ratings trend is probably a topic for another thread. The topic here is Adam Lambert singing A Time For Miracles. I expressed the opinion that Adam Lambert signing A Time for Miracles on the Oscar broadcast would be entertaining TV.”

          Yeah, I think hwc just outed him/herself with that statement…..definitely NOT a worster.

      • deez permalink
        October 6, 2009 12:34 am

        I found hwc amusing at first b/c he/she seemed to spread the hate…but now that you bring it up, i’ve never noticed any of it directed at Adam…so, yeah…definite Glamberskank. hwc doesn’t really bother me b/c at least some of the stuff is fairly funny at times (like his ridiculous hypothesis that HBD chews tobacco). Richie10 is a moron, however. I posted @Mj’s for the first time in awhile today in response to him/her. As if the latest covergate wasn’t “gatey” enough, R10 had to delve back into the Heartless/Fray/MiaMTV covergate, b/c you know, Kris sounded exactly like the Fray. (except for the parts that he didn’t…which was all of it).

        If I’m not wrong (the trolls and their arguments start running together after awhile) I’ve seen R10 comments in many different threads/articles about Kris (not just Mj’s). If I don’t like someone, I just ignore the articles about them. For instance, what Danny’s up to now…I couldn’t tell you.

        • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
          October 6, 2009 6:20 am

          I think Adam is the only name that hwc spells correctly (s/he constantly refers to Danny as Donny), so I’ll agree with you. But the regulars there seem to be mostly Adam tards and a smaller number of Kris tards, with the occasional David Cook fan chiming in.

          I love how they pretend to form serious and civilised opinions when it’s pretty obvious all they want to do is tard all over the place and bitch each other out. Too bad I missed the fanwars.

      • Sherena permalink
        October 7, 2009 1:09 am

        …You know, not everyone who criticizes Kris and likes Adam is automatically a Glambert.

        I find hwc hilarious, if obviously biased. But uh, pretty much 90 percent of mj’s posters (and a higher percentage of posters I’ve found anywhere else, so 90 percent is good) are pretty darn biased. hwc is witty and clever. Of course, he doesn’t like Kris, which may be a deal breaker for some πŸ™‚

        • blacklisted permalink
          October 7, 2009 10:27 pm

          Idletard is way more clever than that wannabe troll. Then again, it’s likely that Idletard’s humor doesn’t translate with those who haven’t entered formal operational thought.

        • Isidra permalink
          October 7, 2009 10:48 pm

          In my opinion, hwc tries way too hard. For every genuinely funny quip, there are lot that are pretty pitiful.

          And honestly, the whole sobriquet-instead-of-name thing just smacks of bitterness. “Kris” is a lot shorter to type than “that kid who won”.

        • rheatard permalink
          October 9, 2009 3:30 am

          Of course YOU would find him hilarious because YOU are an adam tard like he is YOU idiot.

    • rheatard permalink
      October 9, 2009 3:25 am

      I totally agree. I was a huge Adam fan at first. I actually would still like him if it weren’t for his annoying fans. Now I only like him if he’s associated with Kris or anything that remotely doesn’t make him obnoxious.

      Now I long for him to fail not cuz I have anything against him, per se, but because I want the Glamberts and the Globerts and the Lambskanks to implode one by one. And you know they will.

  13. you're all a bunch of tards permalink
    October 5, 2009 11:28 am

    Kris is repulsive looking and can’t sing for

    • Lauren permalink
      October 5, 2009 3:00 pm

      Please say you are not a Glambert :/
      This is exactly why no one takes me seriously 😦

      • Tards permalink
        October 5, 2009 10:38 pm

        Gag. You lot are the Kris version of Glamberts.

  14. um wow permalink
    October 5, 2009 11:23 am

    Call people what you want but man, your view on body image is a little worrying if you think this is pudgy :/

  15. NO THANKS permalink
    October 5, 2009 11:15 am

    Gone off Kris majorly. His first single, that cover, was so awful. Didn’t even bother changing it up yet people still made 10 dozen excuses for him as if he’s some defenseless puppy.

    If he didn’t wear harmless plaid shirts, have a ‘cute’ look and have a Southern accent, he wouldn’t get away with even half as much as he does.

    His personality is really starting to rub me up the wrong way as well. On one hand he is a pathetic pushover, on the other, he is sly (MYFML), is publicly insensitive of his wife’s feelings, and tries so hard to be ‘cool’ and random and “controversial” failing.

    His eyebrows look thin and shaped here and he is balding. He also has fugly hairy goblin feet.

    He needs to STFU abou farting, sweating, belly button fluff, peeing, eating fkn kangaroos or get gone.

    • October 5, 2009 2:13 pm


      This is pretty hilarious.

      • deez permalink
        October 5, 2009 4:58 pm

        We need the siren from Cantiello’s interview!!! (Sabotage! Lol)

      • FOCK permalink
        October 5, 2009 10:41 pm

        Because I’m not worshipping your precious Kris I’m an Adam fan? LMAO. You’re all as bad as the f-n Glamberts.

        • deez permalink
          October 7, 2009 10:23 am

          You really don’t get the difference?? ….a lost cause.

    • Lauren permalink
      October 5, 2009 3:02 pm

      Why can’t we just all love all of them (except Danny)?????????
      No more Adam bashing! No more Kris bashing!

      • on the edge permalink
        October 5, 2009 3:37 pm

        “Why can’t we all just get along?” [/Rodney King’d]

        • Lauren permalink
          October 5, 2009 3:42 pm

          haha that is my basic point

      • deez permalink
        October 5, 2009 5:10 pm

        I LIKE kradison.( I take a pass on DWD as well.) A lot of the Adam “bashing” here is really not bashing per se. It’s just the fact that if you say the boy forgot to floss on Tuesday, or scratched himself in public, you will get bombarded with 5 paragraph-long hate posts! It’s funny and so predictable. And God forbid you compliment Kris! Lol, You will get the standard reply about short/bald/ugly/can’t sing. FWIW I think Mr. Lambert is very talented, I’m just not insane.

        • Lauren permalink
          October 5, 2009 5:19 pm

          Some of the things said about Adam are I agree just to get a reaction, but some people take it too far. I think we all know who I am talking about. Yes some of the responses can get predictable such as the one we are replying to lol. I freely admit that I am insane about Adam but I think my love for Kradison is what keeps me balanced πŸ™‚

    • rheatard permalink
      October 9, 2009 3:20 am

      For someone who has ‘gone off’ Kris you certainly have kept track of all of his movements!!!! So GTFO why don’t you? Kris don’t need your nine cents, aye.

  16. kimberly permalink
    October 5, 2009 11:13 am

    The tards are coming! The tards are coming! This was my last refuge, the one safe haven away from the tards on MJ’s Blog. I’m telling you, they’re coming. They creep up on you, take you by surprise. MJ’s is not enough for them. They will try to turn you …

    Sometime back during the AI competition, there were several pictures taken of Kris and Katy. Right off, I thought they looked liked a perfect hollywood couple. Everything worked. Good-looking, tastefully dressed, looked fantastic together. Kris wasn’t even trying, it was just natural. He just has “IT”.

    I think Kris works out a lot. His brother is really athletic. I highly doubt Kris will let his body go.

    As far as, Adam Lambert, the guy has a hard-on 95% of the time. It made me wonder if it was the real deal.

  17. LeighKat permalink
    October 5, 2009 11:10 am

    Thanks for the post.. being a KrisTard I had already seen this photo and done the requisite drooling.

    The comments on this thread are hilarious!

    I was thinking (like tinawina) that Chris Richardson was kinda hot also. I must have a thing for pocket sized idols.

  18. Lauren permalink
    October 5, 2009 6:20 am

    Top idol, remind me never to put you on RSS again, you are way to popular! I just got 50 emails all on comments to this blog. Sherena, Adam should just go in both categories πŸ™‚ Oh and it’s totally not socks.

  19. smur permalink
    October 5, 2009 2:44 am

    TopIdol, you probably found this out already, but I’m pretty sure the pic was first put up by whoever manages his Facebook page. Not sure they would’ve released the album cover this soon, but hopefully they go in this direction for it and give their mad Photoshop skillz! a rest.

    It’s funny some people are grossed out by the bathroom thing. I’ve seen similar photos before, and I bet this is meant to evoke a morning after, glimpse of cute guy from the bed-type mood.

    (Hi I’m smur and I’m a self-hating tard.)

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 5, 2009 8:42 am

      Only idiots would think stupid things about “the bathroom”. I didn’t think of the photo as being any such thing. I don’t get that mentality. Alas. I don’t understand a lot of this stuff.

      I think Deez and Sarah said that earlier, that this photo was now on the Facebook page? Interesting. I would also suggest it might be from the Elle photo shoot but I think those are a bit more “edgy”.

      • blacklisted permalink
        October 5, 2009 11:24 am

        The one’s with the ‘bathroom issues’ are the same one’s that post on Kris’ thread at TwoP stating his week old single (that hasn’t been released to radio yet) is a failure. Luckily, they are currently focused on ‘swastika gate’ which might distract them from their obsessive compulsive, passive-aggressive, debbie downerism on Kris’ threads at other websites. (I’m looking at you, ya’ stupid twat sweet and sour!)

        • Nich permalink
          October 5, 2009 12:01 pm

          “swastika gate”??

        • Myolie permalink
          October 5, 2009 12:28 pm

          I know exactly who you’re talking about! Also, the Sweet & Sour person keeps getting banned and making up new names just to continue to bring in negativity. Who has that much time on their hands? and why wouldn’t they focus their energy on someone they liked?

        • deez permalink
          October 5, 2009 1:33 pm

          Yes…”Swastika-gate?”…I have not heard of this particular gate.

        • rheatard permalink
          October 9, 2009 3:12 am

          I hate that effing twat, too. She comes in to the post to throw around numbers like she’s the effing actuarian of all Idol releases, spouting statistics and shiiit and actually monitoring how often Kris’s single goes up or down. Geez, for an effing glamtard, she sure is showing a lot of interest in his sales.

          Her name definitely fits: she’s sweet on the Adam thread (sickeningly sweet) and a sourpuss on the Kris thread but pretends to be all pro-Kris wrapped up in sweetness and light with her conveniently placed ‘yays’ and ‘good for hims’.

        • rheatard permalink
          October 9, 2009 3:18 am

          OH btw, Myolie, I think you’re right.

          Sweet and Sour probably started out as discostix. Remember that tard who just got so fed up everytime we defended Kris and finally blew a gasket and actually cussed on the thread and cussed out the Mod?

          Then discostix came back as wipedaway: how clever that they would use a Kris Allen song as a user name to throw us all off that she is actually a glambert in sheep’s clothing. I noticed that wipedaway disappeared, too, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that IS sweet and sour who has now learned to temper her insults towards Kris by pretending to be a fan and then throwing in slight insults here and there. Bitch, puhleeze.

      • Lorelei permalink
        October 5, 2009 2:02 pm

        Deez and Nich – Adam apparently auctioned off a jacket with Swastikas on it, and a lot of people are pissed about it, especially because he’s gay and Jewish. TWoP and Rickey are calling it “Swastika-gate”.

        • deez permalink
          October 5, 2009 4:43 pm

          Well, what’s the problem? It only stands to reason that he’d want to get rid of it! Lol.

    • on the edge permalink
      October 5, 2009 11:15 am

      Hell, even if THEY don’t use it for the cover art, I’LL use it, thanks to that little iTunes feature.

  20. on the edge permalink
    October 5, 2009 1:11 am

    Okay, gotta be tardish and shallow for a moment…

    *stares at picture above for longer than is socially acceptable…sigh*

    Okay, David fans, string me up…Kris IS cuter. If that picture is not incorporated into any of his PR or marketing I will consider it a grave injustice. Smartie I’m ready for my 40 lashes with a wet noodle for excessive tarding, and I don’t care (though I’m curious as an Aussie how you felt about the whole “eating of kangaroo” controversy…for the record I’ve eaten ‘roo once, don’t hold it against me).

    • tinawina permalink
      October 5, 2009 1:23 am

      Until Cookie masters the hair issues and his allergy to working out he is outdone by Kris. That’s just the way it has to be. You can’t just give the hotness badge away, an effort must be made.

      • deez permalink
        October 5, 2009 2:05 am

        Surely DC has earned enough to cover the costs of fake hair. If he were an enterpising fellow (like another Idol alum) he could simply hint that he would like some $$$$ donated to his “Hair Club for Men” fund and it would be paid for PDQ. He prolly should just go the shaved head route. (I think Kris may have issues in that department as well…I can’t see him doing the combover, though. I think he’ll just eventually adopt his brother’s “do.”)

        • on the edge permalink
          October 5, 2009 11:19 am

          If you check out pre-Idol pics of Kris, especially from his missionary days, he’s done the buzz-cut before. He has the head shape to pull it off (unlike Cook, who I fear will just have to start wearing tuques and beanies 24/7 eventually).

  21. tinawina permalink
    October 5, 2009 12:26 am

    Hot Guys on Idol:
    1. Ace Young
    2. Kris Allen
    3. Brandon Rodgers
    4. Chris Richardson

    Okay guys on Idol, needed a stylist and/or a trainer:
    1. Bo Bice
    2. Chris Daughtry
    3. David Cook
    4. Anoop Desai
    5. Michael Johns

    Hell to the No:
    1. Scott Savol
    2. Chikeze
    3. Phil Stacey
    4. Chris Sligh
    5. Bucky Covington

    Doesn’t Matter, They’re Gay:
    1. All the men in season 1 except Justin
    2. Clay Aiken
    3. David Archuleta (Well, maybe asexual. Or scared of panties.)
    4. Sanjaya
    5. George Huff
    6. Anwar Robinson
    7. Anthony Federov
    8. Adam Lambert

    There. I just settled the argument for you.

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      October 5, 2009 12:45 am

      Because they’re gay they don’t matter? That is both ignorant and offensive.

      • tinawina permalink
        October 5, 2009 12:50 am

        LOL. Clearly, I am a dickwad. I must be tied to a chair and forced to listen to Paris Bennet’s album on repeat. Its only fair.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          October 5, 2009 1:19 am

          I don’t know who she is, but I imagine she’s pretty bad and will not subject you to “torture by bad singing” Acknowledging that you are a dickwad is enough.

    • deez permalink
      October 5, 2009 1:03 am

      You forgot :

      Do under the advisement of a physician:

      1. Constantine Maroulis

      • tinawina permalink
        October 5, 2009 1:19 am

        Heh. I think Scott would go under that category too, but for different reasons. He seemed like he would just haul off and punch you in the face during sex. That still beats Constantine though.

    • Sherena permalink
      October 5, 2009 1:48 am

      Nice list but Adam in the gay category? No WAY. I demand he be put into the Hot Guys category right the fuck now.

      (hi tinaaa πŸ˜€ )

      • tinawina permalink
        October 5, 2009 12:04 pm

        LOL! Hi Sherena!

        Nope he’s gay. He will not have sex with me, even in theory, therefore his hotness is rendered invalid. Thems the brakes!

    • AIFan permalink
      October 5, 2009 9:46 am

      Anthony Fedorov is not gay

    • Nich permalink
      October 5, 2009 11:59 am

      Mmm Michael Johns. The makeover did David a LOT of favors. I remember thinking Chris Richardson was adorable. But really AI is always hard up for hot guys which makes no sense. The girls usually are more attractive than the guys and yet even the ugliest guys with questionable could get a lot more fans.

      • tinawina permalink
        October 5, 2009 12:08 pm

        Formerly Hot Aussie loses points for the Ascot. And the massive ego prickishness is post-AI interviews. If he gets a stylist and some media training, I may grant him hotness once more.

        AIfan: If you say so on Anthony Federov. I’m smelling de gay, or at least de asexual ala archuleta. LOL.

        • Lakshmi permalink
          October 5, 2009 12:18 pm

          I’m hoping that once Archuleta reaches his twenties he’ll start getting more comfortable in his own skin and shed the asexuality. I think his problem is a combination of natural shyness and intense religiosity in the home, which is a formidable combination. Plus of course Daddy Jeff doesn’t help matters. I seem to remember the other contestants from his season saying that he is a lot more grown up then he appeared on camera. For his sake I hope that’s true.

        • AIFan permalink
          October 5, 2009 12:22 pm

          If you remember, Anthony Fedorov had a g/f while he was on Idol (she was shown during his audition). And now he lives with his hot, Spanish g/f of 3 years in New York City. He is as far from gay as you can get.

        • TopIdol permalink
          October 5, 2009 1:49 pm

          TRACH BOY!!!!

      • TopIdol permalink
        October 5, 2009 1:49 pm

        Who is Chris Richardson?

        • tinawina permalink
          October 5, 2009 2:11 pm

          Chris Richardson

          Brandon Rodgers

          Both short. Chris could not sing. Brandon could sing, but choked. Both kinda hot. LOL. Well Idol sliding scale hot anyway. Still cuties though.

        • deez permalink
          October 5, 2009 4:55 pm

          Brandon is sporting the shaved head now which looks good on him(at least the last time I saw him on TV he was) Chris Richardson was the other half of “Cake”….Chris/Blake….which I learned about this year after finding out about Kradam(thanks to my random discovery of this blog. Lol!)

          I missed a lot of fun in years past by tuning out after the show was over. I had NO IDEA about the crazy shipping/fanwars/frauen etc…

          • TopIdol permalink
            October 5, 2009 5:02 pm

            I can’t look at Blake Lewis. The CDC should issue a warning about that swarmy midget fuck and Constantine “Walking VD” Maroulis.

            • Lauren permalink
              October 5, 2009 5:08 pm

              What’s wrong with Blake Lewis? I don’t know much about him actually. I remember never particularly liking him nor disliking him when he was on. He’s kinda neutral to me.

    • October 5, 2009 5:25 pm


      Two semi attractive guys compared to all the fug, and a long list of fug.

  22. blacklisted permalink
    October 4, 2009 10:34 pm

    That Kris picture is beautiful. Connects with the whole, “Man in the Mirror” song he sang for Idol.

    The guy is attractive, has beautiful skin and a tight body. Jive needs to get with the program and use these types of pictures for his single’s cover art. That picture alone would push me into buying LLWD. I mean, I love the song and have a free download of it, but as any 30-something year old woman, I’m succeptible to a pretty face when it comes to my purchases. *looking at catalogue of James Franco dvds*

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 4, 2009 10:52 pm

      Please don’t laugh, but I am soooo tempted to Tivo “General Hospital” b/c James Franco is going to be on it. I love James Franco. I love that he’s going to Columbia and does random shit like a stupid soap opera. He’s one of the few who can get away with such things.

      • blacklisted permalink
        October 4, 2009 11:06 pm

        I ain’t laughing since I’m a HUGE James Franco fangirl from the Freaks and Geeks days. I KNOW I’ll be searching out his GH scenes on youtube and/or I have to admit that I’m baffled as to whether James is doing GH as some kind of crazy method actor’s exercise (ie doing grunt work) or if Brian Frons has blackmail material from baby boy’s starving actor days.

        • deez permalink
          October 4, 2009 11:17 pm

          One of the biggest crimes ever committed on network TV was the cancellation of “Freaks and Geeks”. I L O V E D that show.

  23. Lauren permalink
    October 4, 2009 9:30 pm

    Top idol, I accept your explanation. Maybe he did gain weight on the tour but I certainly didn’t notice (when I saw him, his hair was slicked back). Even if he did weigh more, he certainly still wasn’t fat then.
    I am a fan of the emo hair πŸ™‚

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 4, 2009 9:33 pm

      That’s why I said pudgy rather than fat πŸ™‚

      Maybe next time I will say plump. Ha.

      • blacklisted permalink
        October 4, 2009 10:25 pm

        Let’s get one thing straight, Adam might be pleasantly plump and on the flabby side but that don’t make him fat!;)

        Ya’ know, I’d say he gained weight during the AI season and lost some of it during the tour. Honestly he just looks like the type who’ll always struggle with a 15 pound weight fluctuation. Not a big deal in real life although a nightmare for anyone trying to make it in LA.

        As long as he don’t go Oprah on us he’ll be fine.

  24. Nich permalink
    October 4, 2009 9:28 pm

    Hands down Ace Young was the hottest thing to ever be on Idol. It was so rare for them to have an actual good looking guy on the show.

  25. October 4, 2009 9:28 pm

    So which Madam do you tards prefer? The real one; blubbery, red hair, freckles, big nose


    Dyed hair, nose job, needs a snort to get thin?

    • Compliment permalink
      October 5, 2009 10:43 pm

      Nose job? You all really are as delusional as the Gberts.

      • October 12, 2009 12:22 am

        Oh honey, you’re blind and in denial if you don’t see it. I’d say he got it done when he was 18-19, going on old photos.

        • TopIdol permalink
          October 12, 2009 12:25 am

          I find these photos hilarious.

          Leaving medical clinic with a little brown paper bag. Something about it…just screams wrong. Plus, paparazzi should steer clear of clinics.

        • October 12, 2009 12:26 am

          Herpes ointment?

        • deez permalink
          October 12, 2009 10:01 am

          Those clinic pics are probably some of the most unflattering ones I’ve seen…yet the comments are all, “HE”S HOTHOTHOT!!!!” (???????) mmkayy.

        • auntieaimee permalink
          October 12, 2009 5:40 pm

          He looks like a woman in that photo.

  26. elizabeth permalink
    October 4, 2009 9:03 pm

    Have you checked out any tour pictures of Adam Lambert, and there are thousands. That ain’t no pudgy man..just drop dead gorgeous. There has never been another on that cheesy show like him. Tall, dark very wonderful eyes, patrician features I have seen him in person, and he is very thin. Reminiscent of Elvis Presley.

    • Lauren permalink
      October 4, 2009 9:21 pm

      thank you Elizabeth πŸ™‚

    • October 4, 2009 9:27 pm

      Elizabeth, by any chance have you ever written an incredibly long porn fic about Clay Aiken?

  27. Sherena permalink
    October 4, 2009 9:00 pm

    That picture of Kris is pretty. It would make a nice album cover. It IS kind of strange that it’s in a bathroom, though. Maybe they could edit out the tiles and just use Kris in the mirror?

  28. Lauren permalink
    October 4, 2009 8:59 pm

    I can’t believe you just called Adam pudgy. This is the first time I have been actually offended by something you said against him. He looks great! Not everyone has to be anorexic you know.

    • October 4, 2009 9:03 pm

      Pudgy, flabby, fat, you name it. He’s a porker, he’s always had weight issues. Always will.

      Not to mention the pock marked cheeks, blah.

      • Lauren permalink
        October 4, 2009 9:04 pm

        wow you are really mature. i wonder if you would say this about him if he wasn’t a celebrity that you happened to dislike…

        • October 4, 2009 9:10 pm

          Kidlet, did I say I disliked him?

          I say he’s fat because he IS fat. Duh. Your rose coloured glasses are too firmly in place to face reality. Look at his photos from 2-3 years ago, back in his *cough* snort *cough* days and he was the thinnest he ever was, and attractive. Now he’s fat again. He’s just prone to it, he doesn’t have the metabolism of a thin person.

          • TopIdol permalink
            October 4, 2009 9:27 pm

            I don’t think there was ever any evidence about him doing coke, although he claims to have hated it in the Rolling Stone interview. While I’m sure he’s dabbled in more than mushrooms, as many people have, I don’t think the guy ever was doing anything more than some recreational use every so often. Ever. I think it mainly has to do with the fact he was in LA and probably working out & eating better on a regular basis b/c hey, there are lots of beautiful fit men in LA and looks are always at a premium there. People in LA are not as easy to please as Idol fans. And he was younger then, too. Hey, who knows. But I don’t think he was necessarily staying thin by doing blow.

            • Wino permalink
              October 13, 2009 6:58 pm

              coke or ADD meds. thats how most people get and stay thin here in LA (in addition to not eating and hiking with your small dog). epspecially if you are in the film/music/fashion industry and live in hollywood. its a bit annoying working out 4 times a week and eating a raw diet, only to gain 1.5 pounds while your friends are “naturally” thin. not saying thats what adam did, but snorting your diet is the norm and he was a bit pudgy in high school/while growing up.

        • TopIdol permalink
          October 4, 2009 9:23 pm

          I think Adam gained weight on the tour, but I will also note it does appear he may have lost a few pounds because his face appeared a lot thinner in those photos of him in New Orleans. It would probably be easy to gain weight while touring because of the schedule and all the time spent in the buses…

          Lauren, I wasn’t saying it to be mean, nor do I think everyone should be thin (oh hell no!), but when you look at photos of Lambert from a couple of years ago, he was in tip-top shape. And in some of those photos he looks downright sexy. I think the Kate Gosselin-esque hairstyle he often did on the Tour (I know the other is “emo hair”) wasn’t very good in terms of thinning out one’s face. I think when his hair is slicked back or more flat (or emo, I guess), that is also more flattering on him.

      • Sherena permalink
        October 4, 2009 9:07 pm

        …whoops. Seems like I got beaten to it. LOL

    • Sherena permalink
      October 4, 2009 9:05 pm

      How dare you defend that fat gay, Adam. Don’t you know that isn’t done around here?! (3,2,1 until someone says that)

      Haha but really, I find it’s easier to just scroll when it comes to criticism of Adam’s weight. It’s a dead horse now. Personally, I think Adam looks great, but if some find him pudgy, well, then they do. There are more worthwhile things to get riled about πŸ™‚

      • Lauren permalink
        October 4, 2009 9:12 pm

        The reason it bothers me so much is because he himself thinks he is fat. He really isn’t…His goal is to lose 15 pounds. That would be ridiculous. I hate the way all celebrities think they need to be skinny sticks. Go ahead and criticize Adam for his music but leave his weight out of it.
        Thanks though Sherena πŸ™‚

        • Sherena permalink
          October 4, 2009 9:13 pm

          No prob ❀

        • October 4, 2009 9:14 pm

          He’s in the public eye and people will judge every part of him. Stop being a tard and trying to repress other people’s opinions.

          Adam = fat. Deal with it.

        • Lauren permalink
          October 4, 2009 9:16 pm

          I guess you can think he’s fat if you want but your comment was rude. In my opinion, Adam is in no way fat. I am done with this.

        • October 4, 2009 9:16 pm


        • WhoEver permalink
          October 11, 2009 10:58 am

          “The reason it bothers me so much is because he himself thinks he is fat. ”

          I’m really surprised to hear this, since Adam seems like a pretty confident guy to me. I’m not doubting you–I’m just interested. And yeah…surprised. Did he say that in an interview?

        • Lauren permalink
          October 11, 2009 11:50 pm

          Yes, I’m not quite sure if he actually said he was fat, but he is continually referencing his need to lose “15 ponds or more.” Also when a fan asked him his favorite ice cream, he said he didn’t eat ice cream anymore. A diet that prohibits you from eating ice cream shouldn’t even be legal.

      • Wino permalink
        October 13, 2009 6:32 pm

        i wouldnt say fat…just a bit flabby and un-toned. his skin…thats another story.

  29. October 4, 2009 8:56 pm

    I used to refer to David as “that ugly guy.” Which is hysterical seeing as how much I adore him now. LOL (No worries though, not in a crazy panty throwing way.)
    And yeah, I hate his album cover.

  30. 8sourcandy permalink
    October 4, 2009 8:46 pm

    Kris does look sexy in this photo but I’m not sure if him standing in a bathroom looking like he’s peeing is a good idea for an album cover. And not just peeing but a really long pee that allows for contemplation and neck massaging.
    BTW: Huge bulge trumps tight abs.

    • October 4, 2009 8:49 pm

      Huge bulge trumps tight abs.

      Oh you mean the old rolled socks thing? You fell for that? Ha, loser.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        October 4, 2009 10:44 pm

        Socks don’t become erect when being fondled. If they did I’d have more socks.

        • TopIdol permalink
          October 4, 2009 10:54 pm

          Socks don’t become erect when being fondled. If they did I’d have more socks.

          Ok. Now I’m REALLY laughing. That was funny.

          Whose bulge were we talking about? I wasn’t clear about that.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          October 4, 2009 11:26 pm

          Adam’s bulge.

        • October 4, 2009 11:26 pm

          The tard is referring to Madam’s fat. Blubber. Bouncing around, nudging the rolled up socks in his Hot Topic pants.

          Because, in tardland, all Idol contestants have enormous penii which they devote tales to.

          Clay’s Waldo started that.

          • TopIdol permalink
            October 4, 2009 11:52 pm

            I will never ever understand who anyone can look at Clay Aiken and think of anything remotely sexual.

            I have always wanted him to hook up with Richard Simmons.

            • 8sourcandy permalink
              October 5, 2009 12:36 am

              Thanks for putting that image in my head.

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 4, 2009 8:52 pm

      I never thought it may appear if he was peeing. Medicine cabinets are typically over sinks, not toilets or urinals. And I don’t really see HBD as a dude who pisses into the sink.

      • Sherena permalink
        October 4, 2009 9:30 pm

        What does “HBD” stand for? I haven’t seen that particular fan name around very much.

        • TopIdol permalink
          October 4, 2009 9:35 pm

          I started calling him Hot by Default because he was the best looking guy on the entire show and I couldn’t understand why he wasn’t getting much pimpage since he was the hottest contestant hands down, especially compared to the others…Hot by Default…which I would then shorten into HBD for brevity’s sake.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        October 4, 2009 11:03 pm

        He’s slightly turned to the right which, in a small hotel bathroom would be a logical place for the toilet. The point, however, is that it’s a bathroom. (Don’t retort with Beggars Banquet.)

    • deez permalink
      October 4, 2009 11:29 pm

      You can’t fake the abs.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        October 5, 2009 12:11 am

        You can’t f*ck or suck them either.

        • blacklisted permalink
          October 5, 2009 12:18 am

          Well, if you are a broad, you ain’t fucking or sucking anything of Lambert’s.

        • deez permalink
          October 5, 2009 12:59 am

          Wouldn’t the sock tend to wick the saliva from your mouth though?

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          October 5, 2009 1:10 am

          I think it’s funny that when I make a general remark regarding my preference of d*ck over abs, you think it’s based on some delusion I have about Adam Lambert. I find him very talented, sexy and funny. I also know he is a CELEBRITY. I don’t believe I will ever have sex with him, nor with Brad Pitt, Lenny Kravitz, Eva Mendes, Lady GaGa, Huge Jackman, Vince Vaughn, Kris Allen, George Clooney…oh wait, he I may have a shot at.

        • smur permalink
          October 5, 2009 2:46 am

          You lack imagination. πŸ˜‰

        • on the edge permalink
          October 5, 2009 2:50 pm

          Half-right…you can’t fuck abs, but you CAN suck (and lick) them, it’s called giving a hickey.

          I just had to point out the error in your logic.

      • 8sourcandy permalink
        October 5, 2009 1:30 am

        You seem well versed in the pitfalls of sock socking but, it has already been established that there isn’t a sock just a large penis.

        • deez permalink
          October 5, 2009 1:55 am

          Lol….you glambs are so fun to piss off. It’s so low effort/high return.

        • Lauren permalink
          October 5, 2009 3:04 pm

          on the edge, a very valid point haha. I’ll call it a tie πŸ™‚

    • 8sourcandy permalink
      October 5, 2009 12:10 am

      Sorry, I don’t get Clay references I only watched AI this past season at the urging of a friend. I don’t know all the codes, lingo or past contestant’s penis sizes so I will defer to your expertise in those matters. I do know that when I saw Adam Lambert stroke himself in a Citizen Vein Video I was impressed. Not because I’m a tard, but because it IS impressive. Facts are not debatable.

      • October 5, 2009 12:26 am

        There’s no debating you’re a tard. Therefore stupid.

        • 8sourcandy permalink
          October 5, 2009 1:11 am

          Well, if anyone knows stupid it’s you.

        • Sherena permalink
          October 5, 2009 2:54 am

          I sometimes wonder how you would fare if you had to go one day without using the word “tard.”

          It could cripple 99% of your arguments.

  31. October 4, 2009 8:28 pm

    Rarely has Idol had an attractive guy on the show. Cook only looked slightly decent thanks to Idol stylists who should get a medal, and lots and lots of Photoshopping. They need to stick Kris all over the covers of his music.

    There’s a good reason why Blake Lewis is now shot in almost full shadow.

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 4, 2009 8:36 pm

      People forget what an idiot Cook looked like at the beginning of that season. There was nothing remotely handsome about the guy until the makeup / hair artists went to town on him.

      I like to pretend Blake Lewis doesn’t exist. I didn’t watch that season, and I can’t stand that icky little man. All I know is that he’s blond and tool-ish in appearance. He looks like one of those Carters from the Backstreet Boys, I think? My brother’s daughter was obsessed with one of the Carters when she was younger. She’s in high school now, I guess, writes teenage suicide poetry on Facebook. Haven’t seen them in years. She’s probably committing crimes against leggings like her SUCCUBUS mother and half-sister.

      • October 4, 2009 8:41 pm

        Attractive men on Idol, lemme see.

        There was Ace Young, who should have stuck solely to modelling. And Kris.


        • 8sourcandy permalink
          October 4, 2009 11:35 pm

          Kris is cute and has a hot little body. However, this is fleeting you only need to look at his Daddy to see the direction he is going. Collect photos now because in 5 years he will be a fatty. A really short fatty.

          • TopIdol permalink
            October 4, 2009 11:51 pm

            Hmmm…I don’t know. I will never be shaped like my mother and perhaps his illness as a teenager gave him a killer metabolism? Because his brother is a bigger guy, right?

            • October 5, 2009 12:17 am

              Are you talking about Kris? Because his brother is pretty skinny. Average-sized.

              Idk if tumors or hepatitis give you increased metabolism though. I should probably google that, but I’m lazy.

            • blacklisted permalink
              October 5, 2009 12:42 am

              Kris had a rare form of hepatitis so he was probably told by his doctor to avoid fried greasy foods, refined sugars and excess alcohol. It’s unlikely for him to get fat in the future given that he has to limit the usual culprits to weight gain.

              • deez permalink
                October 5, 2009 1:06 am

                What’s he gonna do with that lifetime supply of cheese dip? Surely that can’t be good.

                • on the edge permalink
                  October 5, 2009 2:44 pm

                  I’ll take it…I go through Conway on the way to my family reunion every two years, I can pick up big batches to take to starving relatives!

        • deez permalink
          October 4, 2009 11:54 pm

          “8sourcandy permalink
          Kris is cute and has a hot little body. However, this is fleeting you only need to look at his Daddy to see the direction he is going. Collect photos now because in 5 years he will be a fatty. A really short fatty.”

          Ehhhh….who cares…we all get old and fat (that includes glittery aliens, who BTW, has a 4 year head start).

          Plus….I think his Dad’s kinda cute in a “Dad” kind of way.

          Back to the subject of the inept press team:


          they get photos of him with a bandaged head AFTER the surfing….now that’s what I call dropping the ball.

        • deez permalink
          October 5, 2009 12:05 am

          Dammit. Wrong link.

          (screws up the whole point when you post the wrong link)

        • October 5, 2009 11:20 am

          How is Ace Young attractive?
          His muscles are out of proportion and look as hilarious as his pubic head hair.

      • October 4, 2009 8:43 pm

        you dare called lambert pudgy. are you prepared for the wrath of the glamberts? lol.

        the decision to exclude his face from the single cover was a baffling decision (as was….wait for it…the decision to release a cover as the first single). i don’t know what the hell jive is doing.

        • deez permalink
          October 4, 2009 11:25 pm

          Kris’s P.R. people need to be sacked. He’s tweeting about being at the beach, surfing, etc…surely they know this…where are the hidden cameras? Somebody needs pics of the dripping wet HBD frollicking in the Pacific (kind of like the shot of Daniel Craig from Casino Royale that I watched “several” times). These people are inept!! Where are the pics? I demand abs, dammit!!

          They are missing an opportunity to expand the fanbase here.

  32. SarahBeth permalink
    October 4, 2009 8:28 pm

    That picture is absolutely gorgeous and I hope if it isn’t his album cover, its at least included in the liner notes.

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