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Kelly Bundy wants to throw her bra at Adam Lambert

October 6, 2009

Kelly Bundy would have tossed that bra at Adam Lambert

How do I know this? Because she said it on her Twitter. Duh. Everything happens on Twitter.

Christina Applegate saw Adam Lambert drinking water. She tweeted about it. Return Tweet insanity ensued. From what I can tell, some Glamberts may have thought she was being flippant with their dark rock god.

It all began so innocently:

Just saw adam lambert at xwalk drinking a bottle of water! See,stars are just like us. They hydrate and obey jwalking law!!
about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter

Glamberts got excited…no idea what someone else asked her, but then she tweeted this (die Twitter die) and the claws came out…Uh, oh, Christina. You are not allowed to say he came in second.

Who’s adam lambert?!Have u been lving under a heterosexual rock?he won american idol!oh wait…no he uh lost..he lostamerican idol. Mving on
20 minutes ago from UberTwitter

Uh oh. People might get mad…

Why is Christina Applegate talking shit about Adam Lambert…..did he diss the Emmy Winner?
10 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

It’s ok, everyone. She likes the guy. Please stop bothering her. She likes him. In fact, she’s also fully aware you people throw your bras at him.

I loved adam lambert! Who do you think threw that enormous bra up on stage? Yeah I know. It wasn’t me….but I wouldve!!!!! :p
19 minutes ago from UberTwitter

Okay everyone. Relax. Stop harassing Christina Applegate. And don’t bother her on Twitter about Adam Lambert ever again. She’s a busy actress. You are not. You don’t want those Hollywood types to say the Lambert fans are crazy, do you? The end.

(Still laughing about the phrase under a heterosexual rock. HA. HA. HA. I may have to borrow that one.)

42 Comments leave one →
  1. kimberly permalink
    October 10, 2009 10:08 pm

    I watched the promo video and the song is much better. Can’t deny Adam’s vocal skills. Will it be a big hit? I don’t have a clue. I’m staying clear of heavily populated Adam sites.

    • Isidra permalink
      October 11, 2009 12:58 am

      I actually thought the promo was worse. The overlaid vocals part was a cacophony. It’s like…Wow. Yes. You can sing many octaves, and it’s amazing. But it is not good hearing them ALL AT ONCE.

      Loved the instrumental bit, though. And the song probably sounds a lot better not all chopped up, too.

  2. kimberly permalink
    October 9, 2009 5:27 pm

    Heads up: snippet of TFM

    I’m not a fan of his vocals on this snippet. The higher register is not pleasant to my ears and the ever-present affectation is a turn-off in my opinion. “So nothing can STOP me from tryin’…” He sounds overwrought, the STOP comes out like a sob. It doesn’t matter who the singer is, just feels like overselling it to me.

    It’s okay. The glamberts are going to freak.

    • deez permalink
      October 9, 2009 6:24 pm

      Mmmmkay. So far, I like Kris or Allison better than that. I know it’s just 30 sec though, so I guess I’ll wait for it.

      I have a feeling he’s gonna oversing everything he puts out….but hey, his fans love that, so whatever. I agree with the “affectation” comment. That is exactly why I prefer La Princesa/HBD, their vocals (for me) show a genuine connection, as opposed to the song itself just being a by-product of ” Listen to what I can do!”.

  3. kimberly permalink
    October 9, 2009 10:09 am

    hear not here! gah!

  4. kimberly permalink
    October 9, 2009 10:07 am

    Who should we idolize? Christina Applegate: successful Television actress, courageous breast cancer survivor (opting for double mastectomy), and breast cancer awareness advocate or Adam Lambert: singer, claim to fame–2nd place finalist on American Idol.

    If nothing else, the Glamberts might have given her a good laugh. Pretty humble girl, calling Lambert a “star” and lumping herself with the “just like us” crowd.

    This girl’s been through enough. Back off Glamberts. Get a life and get your priorities straight.

    As far as TFM, most people rush from the theatre after a movie ends, especially if the movie sucks. The only ones sitting around to here it will be the diehard fans of Adam Lambert. I laughed when I heard it would be for the ending credits.

    And who is harassing critics now? “For those of you who knows where I seen this, and the New York critic knows he HATES HATES watching the credits. lol.”

    I’m hoping this person is not the critic … “for those of you who knows…” Who gave it 8.5 out of 10 stars? This braintrust?

    Are they finally accepting the fact the world does not revolve around Adam Lambert?

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 9, 2009 10:53 am

      I’ve been to a lot of screenings where the credits weren’t shown…often because they weren’t finished. And the Glamberts were crazy if they thought they were going to sneak recording devices in there. Security can be pretty heavy, and I doubt this was one where they just handed out free passes.

  5. deez permalink
    October 9, 2009 12:06 am

    Intense anticipation tonight…apparently there’s an advance screening for 2012 in Jackson Hole, WY . Adam fans are on the edge of their seats because they expect that Glamberts are in attendance to record the song at the end. They are expecting leakage tonight.

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 9, 2009 12:24 am

      Thanks for the tip…what time??

      • deez permalink
        October 9, 2009 9:23 am

        Well, the screening was a bust:

        October 9, 2009 at 8:41 am
        So the guy who was at a screening last night for TFM … er, 2012, and who gave it an 8.5 out of 10, did NOT hear TFM.

        He posted this about an hour ago:

        Sorry to not be able to answer you about the song playing afterwards. The projector was shut-down as soon as credits rolled. For those of you who knows where I seen this, and the New York critic knows he HATES HATES watching the credits. lol.


        However…on the bright side, some enterprising ontd-ai chick dug up a HS pic of HBD and his viola:

        October 9, 2009 at 8:41 am

        Some “new” old pics of Kris, including one of him playing the viola”

    • October 9, 2009 12:48 am

      Madam may go to Hobbit’s launch party at the Roxy tonight, in LA. Well, he’s hoping it happens.

      • TopIdol permalink
        October 9, 2009 1:04 am

        Ewwwww. Hobbit.

        You know I don’t like that midget. I think he lives in Constantine Maroulis’ asshole.

  6. cimi permalink
    October 8, 2009 6:33 pm

    Oh come Idletard– you know you like me:) and so does Kimberly :}

  7. Lint_Licker permalink
    October 7, 2009 1:28 pm

    Why aren’t any of these Lambertard bitches crawling from other websites able to take a joke?

    And yes, every celebrity wants to either fuck Adam or be Adam. Let’s get that straight :eyeroll x 1,000,000

    Fierce Heil!

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 7, 2009 4:11 pm

      Let’s get that straight

      Lint made a punny!

    • October 7, 2009 5:32 pm

      Why aren’t any of these Lambertard bitches crawling from other websites able to take a joke?

      It’s called pent up sexual frustration and it’s not going to improve any time soon.

  8. kimberly permalink
    October 7, 2009 10:15 am

    Take Cimi with you. Thank you.

  9. kimberly permalink
    October 7, 2009 10:12 am

    Dear Sherena,
    Please go back to MJ’s. Thank you.

  10. Sherena permalink
    October 7, 2009 12:44 am

    That’s cool. I like Christina Applegate, so I’m glad she likes Adam! She’s a funny tweeter, and I think she knows that Idol just comes with the overly enthusiastic.

  11. cimi permalink
    October 7, 2009 12:37 am

    whatever….. I don’t even know what your all up in arms about but I like CA and so…..yeah…..
    In fact, I wouldn’t be in the least surprised if EVERY single celeb was infatuated with ADAM.

    • October 7, 2009 12:41 am


      The funniest part is this tard’s serious.

    • Sherena permalink
      October 7, 2009 12:49 am

      Yup, many seem to really like him. Adam seems to generate enthusiasm from within the entertainment industry at this point, from within his label and some from without. Whatever happens, that’ll be something he can use and leverage in his career.

      • rheatard permalink
        October 9, 2009 4:22 am

        He needs all the celebrity backing he can get because his music career is going to bomb and he’ll need to call on a few “favors” to get back into good graces of the musical theatre community that he dissed so he can pretend to be a rock god.

    • Lauren permalink
      October 7, 2009 11:09 pm

      Cimi, while Adam is a generally like-able person you have to admit your comment is just a tiny bit of an exaggeration. Obviously every single celebrity isn’t in love with Adam…
      I mean even I realized that the entire world isn’t in love with him…lol

  12. Mary permalink
    October 7, 2009 12:00 am

    it seems pretty obvious that she’s making fun of the fact that everyone assumes he won since he’s getting so much more promo, if anything the joke is at kris’s expense. i’ve heard the same kind of joke a million times about clay aiken and chris daughtry…guess that sophisticated humor goes over some people’s heads.

    • deez permalink
      October 7, 2009 9:28 am


      • Mary permalink
        October 7, 2009 11:26 pm

        that was sarcasm. speaking of things that go over people’s heads…

        • deez permalink
          October 7, 2009 11:31 pm

          Well….Glamberts generally don’t employ sarcasm, so I played the odds.

  13. Lil Lulu permalink
    October 6, 2009 11:12 pm

    What in the hell is Kelly Bundy doing standing on street corners trying to seduce my imaginary gay, Jewish, Neo-Nazi, slightly-pudgy boyfriend? She should be ashamed of herself. The hussy.

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 6, 2009 11:26 pm

      I wonder how many Glamberts have run out tonight and stocked up on…water.

      • Lil Lulu permalink
        October 6, 2009 11:39 pm

        I’m waiting to find out which brand. I’ll only drink Adam-endorsed water from here on out. I wonder if he’ll ‘fess up to which kind of rum he likes. That’s a little more up my alley. (Not much of a water drinker, truth be told.)

      • October 7, 2009 5:26 pm

        If had a mouthful of Theraflu – would have spit it out at that! LOL!

  14. October 6, 2009 11:12 pm

    Just saw that second twat talking to

    L Ard? 😯

    • Lil Lulu permalink
      October 6, 2009 11:42 pm

      LArd? Oh. My. God. Please. No. I’ll start going to Danny’s church to pray that she doesn’t start writing fanfic about her and Madam, if that’s what it takes.

  15. Lauren permalink
    October 6, 2009 11:05 pm

    Pahahaha! I actually think with her comment that she was implying that Adam should have won but didn’t…yet just mentioning that he came in second is considered talking shit about Adam. Lol! Now wonder you make fun of us so much. I think any woman who admits to wanting to throw a bra at Adam cannot under any circumstances be called an Adam hater. Poor Christina 😦
    oh and heterosexual rock lol

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 6, 2009 11:12 pm

      I thought the heterosexual rock comment was hilarious. She was obviously just responding to someone who asked who he was…and not knowing who he is — also a big crime! I also thought the “moving on” part of the comment was in an eye-rolling response to those who may have barraged her with tweets.

      Oh yeah…do the Glamberts think Lambert is the one who originated referring to “tweets” as twats? Because I think it was common…and then Stephen Colbert was the first to publicly say he twated, so, um…

      • Lil Lulu permalink
        October 6, 2009 11:43 pm

        She’s actually quite adorable, and I love her. I feel I must say this before anyone thinks I’d ever hate on the lovely Miss Applegate.

      • sara permalink
        October 7, 2009 8:28 am

        Thanks for the historical lesson on who first coined the phrase twats for tweets. That’s useful information. *eye roll*

        CA was obviously referencing the fact that during Idol she appeared on some late night talk show and said she was sure Adam would win. I think everyone was sure he would win so they joke is now “what? he didn’t win? oh okay moving on”

        I do find it amusing that you spend SO much time talking about Adam. Are there other Idols that interest you?

        • Lint_Licker permalink
          October 7, 2009 1:25 pm


          Kindly remove the stick from the your ass. Be gentle as to make sure no splinters are left behind.

  16. deez permalink
    October 6, 2009 11:03 pm

    Oh no. Another addition to the Glambert reference list.

    Brian May
    Gene Simmons
    Katy Perry
    Christina Applegate

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