Female Blogger Who Isn’t Me Also Thinks David Cook Has Mean & Nasty Fans
Paper designer, all-around crafty gal, blogger and mother-of-six (EGAD!) kids, Beth Silaika decided to take her daughters to the David Cook show on Friday night.
Oddly enough, I’ve never heard of this woman until 10 minutes ago but it certainly seems like she has an experience not unlike my own during the Cook show in Northampton this past May. Seems I’m not the only one who encountered batshit crazy wenches determined to push others out of the way and be outright rude to other concertgoers’ faces.
Friday, I surprised the girls with tickets to David Cook. He came to a local club and there were many crazed fans (older women) who refused to let the girls move in front of them (it was a standing room only show). There were very few young girls there (which surprised me) and one woman actually made a comment about my parental judgement because I brought the girls to the show. She told me there would be a mosh pit and they would get injured (really? David Cook?)….some of the women (who I can only describe as the Cougar crowd) were vicious. We ended up going to the side of the room where the was a half wall. The other side of the wall had all the equipment and the side of the stage. The sweetest security guard took pity on their height disadvantage…..so he brought the three girls over to the other side of the half wall….and then escorted them to the front row, side of the stage…where they had the best seats in the house. When David (who rocked the house) finished and walked off the stage with his band….the girls were handed the drum sticks and guitar picks from the set! Needless to say, there was no mosh pit….but we did walk away with lots of memories….
Yay! David Cook is a nice guy! David Cook hates these self-righteous twats. He obviously seems completely aware of this nonsense going on, as security and Cook himself went out of their way to right an obvious wrong. Have you ever stopped to wonder why he seems to be on a never-ending tour? HE IS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM YOU PEOPLE WHO RUIN IT FOR EVERYBODY ELSE. If he keeps touring, conventional wisdom would imply many of the overzealous ones would run out of money or just get tired of the running around. But they don’t, causing the poor guy to keep running.
Whacko old women who question people’s parental judgment without any justification and go out of their way to push and shove? Shocking, right. Especially at a concert. You menopausal minions of the anti-christ haven’t figured out how to behave at a rock show yet…after all these months? Of course not. Jesus, I am so naive sometimes, aren’t I? No, you people continue to carry on with this sort of dreadful behavior. You will drive away other casual concertgoers because you are able to keep up this ridiculous behavior since you really don’t go to any other rock shows, or you haven’t since your own mother took you to see the Bay City Rollers. I bet she wasn’t shoving anyone now, was she?
I know a lot of “older” women. And they’re awesome. And they listen to “new” music. And they have fun. They also act like grown-ups, not like goddamned chupacabras.
You’ve also officially changed the meaning of the word cougar, which should have died awhile ago (along with MySpace), however, it once referred to HOT OLDER WOMEN. You’ve made things worse for attractive women over 40 who just happen to enjoy younger peen and an animal-print wardrobe. Just because you’re older and you act like a retard over some guy in his mid-20s you saw on TV doesn’t mean you can proclaim yourself a cougar, even if you do have coarse hairs protruding from several age spots or moles.
One more thing…MOSH PIT??? MOSH PIT??? Do you even know what a mosh pit is? No, it is not when you’re all clamoring to get close to the stage, shoving others and waving Flat Andy Skibs. That’s not a mosh pit. The only thing you asshats know about rock is that you live under one.