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The Greatest Tard Art Ever Created

October 18, 2009

No words can explain the love I have in my heart for this stunning piece of tard art.

Originally, I thought it was a poorly-imagined Kris Allen, but then I looked at a larger version and realized it was Matt Giraud — aka Quatto Host or Quatto Killer. (Without Quatto, of course, therefore it is not an accurate depiction of Giraud.) Either way, it does not explain the INDIAN HEADDRESS.

Matt Giraud in an Indian Headdress

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20 Comments leave one →
  1. October 20, 2009 7:48 pm

    WOW.
    That is THE most random thing I’ve ever seen.
    Native American headdress.
    I mean come on now, Matt fans. WTF?

  2. Mithra permalink
    October 20, 2009 5:15 am

    I sort of hate that now there is some sort of semi logical (if tard logic counts) explanation for the headdress. I was hoping the artist was on shrooms.

  3. not quite a cooktard permalink
    October 19, 2009 10:57 pm

    I am so thankful for Tard Art and the endless hours of amusement it has given me.

  4. October 19, 2009 4:56 pm

    Is that a milk mustache or the remains of an Adamgasm?

  5. lurker permalink
    October 19, 2009 4:31 pm

    check this graph out
    http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/suOCTWrexqq5j24qshGTWRyIo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1256070558&Signature=zhmqIImr68pQv37GmRoZandrkMI%3D

    does anyone else find it funny that obese people are the second largest percent?

  6. deez permalink
    October 19, 2009 10:01 am

    OT, I know, but IDF comes through with some previously unseen (2 y/o) shirtlessness:

    http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=594565&st=4640

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 19, 2009 11:36 am

      Ha. I had the one with the drinks posted long ago šŸ™‚

  7. October 19, 2009 9:24 am

    This reflects the one lone indian tear he is perpetually shedding because he is scorned by Kris.

  8. on the edge permalink
    October 18, 2009 11:32 pm

    This one is my personal fave…
    http://scornedmatt.tumblr.com/post/148576064/your-projection-is-showing-matty

  9. girl from mars permalink
    October 18, 2009 10:51 pm

    Why, why is this image, this vision of pure perfection, the result of some shipping nonsense? That’s what it is, right? Oy vey.

  10. October 18, 2009 10:50 pm

    It’s an Internet meme that I believe started on a LiveJournal comm. Kris was roommates with Matt during Hollywood week, then somehow switched to room with Adam. Leaving Matt scorned. Leading to him constantly crying one lone Indian tear. For your entertainment: http://scornedmatt.tumblr.com

  11. Sherena permalink
    October 18, 2009 10:40 pm

    Whoa, they’ve managed to capture a good likeness of Matt and yet still make him look cute to me. I like it, even the headdress!

  12. Smartie permalink
    October 18, 2009 10:34 pm

    QUATTO! QUATTO HOST! I WANT TO BE A QUATTO HOST!

  13. October 18, 2009 10:26 pm

    No worries!

    Quatto is alive. (and kicking!!!) He’s in Salt Lake, spending some good times with a burlesque dancer…..

  14. Emily permalink
    October 18, 2009 10:25 pm

    SCORNED

  15. lauren722 permalink
    October 18, 2009 10:23 pm

    Haha I love it too! The headdress is so amazingly random.

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