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The two funniest photos I’ve seen in the last 12 hours

October 24, 2009

These photos are completely unrelated, but I really just wanted an excuse for posting the second one.

In case you have not heard already, Kris Allen is pregaming it with his guitar and mic at some tailgate shindig before tomorrow’s Dolphins vs. Saints game tomorrow in Miami.

I imagine this is a publicity photo for the event. It makes me giggle. I can’t help it. I just giggle.

Kris Allen and the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders

(In case you were wondering, I’ve been a Saints fan for the past 4 years, ever since I first got Drew Brees and Marques Colston on my fantasy team. Drew Brees is the NFL’s most UNDERRATED QB. I have no idea why say, Tony Romo, gets more buzz than Brees when Romo is clearly not fit to wipe his ass with Brees’ used toilet paper.)

Neither Kris Allen nor Brees would ever be caught doing this shit. And by shit I mean a HELLO KITTY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

Hello Kitty Birthday Party

ETA: Deez and Yuppie alerted me to more Kris Allen-Miami Dolphins Tailgate Concert publicity photos. I am gigging harder.

33 Comments leave one →
  1. deez permalink
    October 25, 2009 11:29 pm

    Written All Over My Face….I like this as well…..What the hell was it that Rickey heard, I wonder?

    • deez permalink
      October 25, 2009 11:32 pm

      Crap I posted this in the wrong thread.

  2. Margie permalink
    October 25, 2009 7:49 pm

    I just like this guy…so proud

  3. LeighKat permalink
    October 25, 2009 1:14 pm

    I just realised that it was the grown ass man blowing out the candles and not the little boy. Even more disturbing

    • deez permalink
      October 25, 2009 2:48 pm

      A NY Post article with an interview (some of you have probably already seen) containing a “Hello Kitty” outing. The article before the video is kinda funny as well. Along with the triceps touching, I would add scratching, and generally looking like he wants to curl up into a ball, lol. (if he were any more laid back he’d be asleep)

      • deez permalink
        October 25, 2009 2:55 pm

        OK….so, if I don’t post the link, my comment above is virtually useless, right?

        • TopIdol permalink
          October 25, 2009 4:08 pm

          I was worried this link was going to contain photos of HBD at a Hello Kitty bday party.

          Crap. Why didn’t I pick Pittsburgh to win today? Anyway…

          I will post this, but I figured it was old news and everyone else had it by now…I don’t always get the news first, and I don’t always post it…so if I’m late, I always figure whatever, everyone knows this…

          The last track reminds me of Marc Anthony and now I also have Duran Duran’s Come Undone in my head.

  4. auntieaimee permalink
    October 25, 2009 8:02 am

    Those pictures of Kris are hi-larious. You gotta love that he does not take himself too seriously.

  5. LeighKat permalink
    October 25, 2009 1:13 am

    This Hello Kitty shizz is in the air

  6. LeighKat permalink
    October 25, 2009 12:43 am

    And here is the Fox and Friends interview with the lovely Missy and Faviola (Dolphin Cheerleaders) sandwiching Kris. LMAO! GOLDEN!

    The “correspondent” doing the interview is such a turd!

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 25, 2009 1:03 am

      They need to stop making him go on Fox. He’s more CNN. Although if he went on MSNBC, he would be cute next to Rachel Maddow. They almost look like they could be cousins.

      (I still would put money on HBD voting for Obama.)

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 25, 2009 1:07 am

      I hate Fox & Friends. And whatevia. I predicted that shit before him πŸ˜‰

  7. on the edge permalink
    October 25, 2009 12:30 am

    VD (heh heh, heh heh), I like to think it’s because Kris has NORMAL FANS. But I’m sure he has tards…they ALL have tards, even Kelly & Carrie.

  8. Verbally Dyslexic permalink
    October 24, 2009 11:06 pm

    So where are the Kris tards and why are they not going bat shit crazy?

  9. on the edge permalink
    October 24, 2009 8:49 pm

    I too am a Saints fan…it was kind of a given growing up that we would given the whole Archie Manning connection. I loved Deuce McAllister and felt bad he couldn’t stay healthy long enough to stay in N.O. Yeah, I actually had classes with the oldest Manning, Cooper. He was kind of a goof but nice. Eli? Eh…not particularly attached to him or the Giants (BLASPHEMY in these parts).
    On-topic…um, yeah, Kris looks so goofy in these shots! And are you sure the reason the Chiefs fans are BSC isn’t because so many of Cook’s tards adopted the Chiefs as “their” team because he’s a fan?

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 24, 2009 9:38 pm

      My anti-Chiefs fans sentiment extends back to college. It was my first time around KC people and I just didn’t get it. Of course, those in St. Louis are pretty diehard sports fans, but I dunno, I think we’re a bit more sane. (Except for my estranged Aunt, of course, but that’s another story.)

      I don’t like Eli, but I love Peyton. And I will fully admit I decided Peyton, without a doubt, was awesome after watching him host Saturday Night Live.

      I loved watching the Saints kill the Giants last weekend. The only time I rooted for the Giants was in the Super Bowl last year. Because I hate the Patriots, which is total blasphemy in these parts. Especially when I say I’m an Indy fan, too. However, people up here seem to have no problem with the Saints after last weekend, because everyone loves watching the Giants lose.

      I didn’t even think about the Cooktards adopting the Chiefs as their team until now, but oh yeah…of course they would. *rolls eyes*

  10. Cammie74 permalink
    October 24, 2009 6:14 pm

    Can’t stop giggling over those Kris’ pictures either.

    Just for the record, after being a Saints fan from birth, there is nobody better to have played for the Black & Gold than Drew Brees. Actually this whole team is great, from the GM to the coaching staff to Drew and his teammates. Great group of guys who not only are playing well but really care for our city.

  11. laure permalink
    October 24, 2009 6:03 pm

    I’m a huge Kris fan and think he’s hot. But THIS is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen of him…

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 24, 2009 6:07 pm

      HBD is one of the most seemingly fun people I’ve ever seen on Idol.

    • deez permalink
      October 25, 2009 12:58 am

      laure, that is funny. Looks like something the “infamous” Charles would be responsible for.(wonder how old he is there…16…17?)

  12. Smartie permalink
    October 24, 2009 4:43 pm

    A pity we never got to see this side of Kris on the show, he’s a funny bastard! πŸ˜†

  13. yuppie permalink
    October 24, 2009 2:12 pm

    If you think that pic of Kris is funny, you should see some of the other ones from that batch. Many of them were seriously LOL-worthy.

    • TopIdol permalink
      October 24, 2009 2:24 pm

      I’ve moved beyond giggling and giggling harder.


      • yuppie permalink
        October 24, 2009 3:45 pm

        I know, right? I love the guy a lot, but I cracked my shit up. Of course, part of the reason I love him is because he takes so many dorky pictures. He’s just so unpretentious, and does not care if he looks like a total goof–heck, he seems to go out of his way to do it!

        Also, I’m a HUGE Cowboys fan, and I totally wish we had Drew Brees as a QB instead of Tony Romo.

        • TopIdol permalink
          October 24, 2009 4:01 pm

          Tony Romo isn’t even GOOD. Drew Brees has been posting solid numbers for several years. He’s one of the league’s best. (I can’t stand Tom Brady…which is blasphemy in these parts. Alas. I also love Indy and Peyton Manning. But I can’t stand Eli, so…)

          I’m excited to see the Saints doing awesome this year. I can honestly say I’m proud I just kind of stumbled into being an NO fan. Sadly, I’ve never even been to New Orleans.

          • rheatard permalink
            October 28, 2009 1:13 am

            Drew Brees was awesome even when he was with the Chargers! I like Rivers but I was very upset when they traded Brees.

            Kris couldn’t get away from the Packers green and gold, could he? He even wore a green shirt with a yellow lightning bolt at the concert. =)

            I was just happy that the Dolphins Assn showed him some love. They really treated him like a king this past weekend!!!

        • deez permalink
          October 24, 2009 4:18 pm

          Oh yuppie, I feel your Cowboy pain. TR lost me in the playoffs with that #@$%%#@!&^^! fumbled snap against the Seahawks, he hasn’t been in my good graces since.

          I would LOVE to have Brees! The Cowboys also need better receivers…on the bright side, Felix Jones is now (supposedly) healthy, along with Barber. (Hey, Jason Garrett….newflash… run the ball!)

          Ummmmm….what’s the deal here? This could almost be a female sports fan blog. Maybe there’s a shared gene or something with snarky idol-watching and sports-tarding???

          • TopIdol permalink
            October 24, 2009 4:23 pm

            I’m a renaissance woman πŸ˜‰

            I’m also scared of KC Chiefs fans. They’re the most OTT football fans I’ve ever encountered. Granted, I’ve not been to GB…and hey, they own their team and had Farve for so many years, won a few titles, so…I often think GB can sort of be excused, perhaps. The Chiefs fans were always crazy.

      • Verbally Dyslexic permalink
        October 24, 2009 7:57 pm

        What a goofy dork! The one where he has the helmet on might be my favourite of the lot. Are we sure he’s lucid or sober while posing for these?

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